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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Viking on January 15, 2008, 12:30:42 PM
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Some of these forum quotes are beyond funny ... and insane:
http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:http%3A//www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx%3Farchive%3D1
:lol
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Those people are insane! Not because they are Christians, but because they are so ignorant.
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What is a cristian?
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INteresting.
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as long as they dont go around blowing themselves and everyone around them to bits I dont care what they say.
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must be related to Bush
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
JohnR7, Christian forums [Comments (194)] [2006-Nov-04]
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Originally posted by Yeager
as long as they dont go around blowing themselves and everyone around them to bits I dont care what they say.
Funny you should mention this...
From the list:
"Muslims countries aren’t as interested in ID because they don’t need to deal with nearly as much atheist scum evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn’t really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead?"
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
What is a cristian?
Sorry about that typo. Christians. :)
Also to clarify: Yes there are sane and reasonable Christians on the web too, but they are not as funny as these insane ones!
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Every group has its share of idiots. Christians are no different.
You did manage to find some real doozies there though. Wow.
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It was sad though about the mother who's son was homosexual, and the son eventually killed himself.
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Yeah, I noticed that too. Just goes to show that religious extremism kills people no matter how benign it may seem.
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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (2846)] [2006-Oct-28]
My favorite, I think.
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Originally posted by Viking
Sorry about that typo. Christians. :)
Also to clarify: Yes there are sane and reasonable Christians on the web too, but they are not as funny as these insane ones!
The same could be said for Nowegians. Consider it said.
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
It was sad though about the mother who's son was homosexual, and the son eventually killed himself.
...and her biggest concern (if you follow the link) is that he might be in hell for killing himself.
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Originally posted by AKIron
The same could be said for Nowegians. Consider it said.
Sure, that is true. The same could be said about any large group of people.
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This one was probably my favorite(Even if it may be someone trolling their forums)
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What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!
The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!
Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?
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A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.
Kirabellydancer , YouTube [Comments (69)] [2007-Oct-21]
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Hopefully, the guy that wrote that takes a bullet in the head.
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[ Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
this **** makes me want to puke.
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Originally posted by Viking
Sure, that is true. The same could be said about any large group of people.
Norwegians terrify me. :o
heheheheh
Those are priceless! Great find!
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Religion of peace.
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Religion of peace.
Close....
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
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they would be crackpots with or without their religion
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Close....
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
Rip, Islam is a favored religion among the anti-christian zealots. Others will be here to put you in your place shortly. Or maybe they'll just show you how much worse Christianity is.
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Originally posted by AKIron
Rip, Islam is a favored religion among the anti-christian zealots.
I think most anti-Christian zealots are Muslims...
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Originally posted by AKIron
Rip, Islam is a favored religion among the anti-christian zealots. Others will be here to put you in your place shortly. Or maybe they'll just show you how much worse Christianity is.
You can be anti-christian AND anti-islam.
It's not hard.
You can even be anti-christian, anti-islam, anti-hindu, anti-voodoo, anti-nutcases-on-tv-talking-to-the-dead-and-scamming-people all at the same time.
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Originally posted by indy007
You can be anti-christian AND anti-islam.
It's not hard.
You can even be anti-christian, anti-islam, anti-hindu, anti-voodoo, anti-nutcases-on-tv-talking-to-the-dead-and-scamming-people all at the same time.
Sure, you can. However, it seems that most of the anti-christian zealots I see spewing their hate are quick to defend Islam at least by throwing up the christianity is as bad or worse defense.
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However, if you look at pictures of female athletes who play sports or observe them on the playing fields, you will notice that many develop strong, muscular bodies. Female athletes also sneer, wince, push, and fight just like the men. I notice these things all the time in pictures in our hometown newspaper. The sneers are most obvious; they make young women very unfeminine. The masculine uniforms and sweaty bodies aren’t very attractive, either.
I remember standing with my cross-country team and my coach at the football field as another school's female field-hockey team disembarked from a bus. We stood there with our jaws dropped as some of the most gorgeous girls I've ever seen walked past us. My coach commented "I think athletic girls look alot better than girls who don't play sports". I think every single one of us agreed.
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Originally posted by indy007
You can be anti-christian AND anti-islam.
It's not hard.
You can even be anti-christian, anti-islam, anti-hindu, anti-voodoo, anti-nutcases-on-tv-talking-to-the-dead-and-scamming-people all at the same time.
I am "anti-organized religion". :) I think religion is a personal choice, like whether you wipe front to back, or back to front, and shouldn't be spoken of in public. :D
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I am "anti-organized religion". :) I think religion is a personal choice, like whether you wipe front to back, or back to front, and shouldn't be spoken of in public. :D
what if you wipe side to side with a slight twisting motion?
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Originally posted by Airscrew
what if you wipe side to side with a slight twisting motion?
Like I said, its a private matter. If it feels good, do it. ;) Just don't do it in public.
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I kinda like living in a land where I have the liberty to practice my faith even in public if I choose. I suspect those days are numbered.
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Originally posted by AKIron
I kinda like living in a land where I have the liberty to practice my faith even in public if I choose. I suspect those days are numbered.
The problem with our freedom of religion is this: Those that feel that stoning a woman for cheating on her husband deserve the same freedom technically speaking, or those that feel that not treating a child for an easily treatable disease would rather rely on God and let the child die also have that freedom. So in essence, yes, I think the liberty to practice is indeed limited, thanks to a few nutcase extremists, be it Christian, Muslim or whatever...
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Originally posted by AKIron
I kinda like living in a land where I have the liberty to practice my faith even in public if I choose. I suspect those days are numbered.
Oviously not, if we still deem it okay for people to spout the utter nonsense that was collected in that list.
AK, I don't think you yourself would say some of the things' that those people did. You seem to be on an even keel. You have to admit, that some of those people were utterly ridiculous. (Unless, of course, every one of those' was somebody trolling someone's BBS; In that case, It was simply being childishly provocative.)
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Welp, every group has its fair share of dimwits...atheists and Christians included. Howsomever....I would treat anything I read on the intardnet with suspicion....given what we few, we hardy few, we band of brothers, did on the PETA boards...:rofl
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Originally posted by FrodeMk3
AK, I don't think you yourself would say some of the things' that those people did. You seem to be on an even keel. You have to admit, that some of those people were utterly ridiculous.
Thanks for the vote of confidence Frode. As has been suggested, I agree that at least some of these are likely trolls. I am much like everyone else, Christian or not. I feel happiness, joy, pain, and sorrow. My days are numbered. As to my Christian beliefs, I am the same as everyone here, believer or not, Christ died for me, same as you.