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Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Airscrew on January 15, 2008, 04:24:24 PM

something my dad sent me...

Nine Words Women Use

1.  Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.  Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.  Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6.  That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.  That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you're welcome.

8.  Whatever:  Is a women's way of saying Forget You!

9.  Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'  For the woman's response refer to #3.

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Sandman on January 15, 2008, 04:30:52 PM

10. I don't like your tone (of voice).

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Ripsnort on January 15, 2008, 04:31:52 PM

That was good, sent to wife! :rofl

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 15, 2008, 06:15:33 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
That was good, sent to wife! :rofl

Her response:
Loud sigh.




:D  Just kidding sir.

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Halo on January 16, 2008, 07:25:05 PM

All good, but essentially unisex.

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Spikes on January 16, 2008, 07:27:17 PM

I've seen this before...:rofl :rofl

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Denholm on January 16, 2008, 07:47:14 PM

This is great, thanks Airscrew. I'll remember this when I invite a woman to become my Wife Ack.:lol

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: LePaul on January 16, 2008, 08:25:59 PM

Good post...my significant other has been arguing all week with her ex husband (over who gets to write off the kids on their taxes).  Naturally, I bear the brunt of her bad moods lately for simply being a male.  Been hearing these all week!

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: AWMac on January 16, 2008, 10:50:40 PM

:rofl

I let my wifey read these... :D

and her response was.... :huh

"AND YOUR POINT IS?????" :t

Some people can't understand humor....  :confused:

Mac  :cry

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Shaky on January 16, 2008, 11:23:41 PM

You forgot the deadliest....


"Does this make me look fat?"

Title: Nine Words Women Use
Post by: Phaser11 on January 17, 2008, 08:27:17 AM

OK,
 I have printed this list out on a 3x5 cars and have lamenated it. It will carry it where ever I go. Airscrew, thank you for the translation.