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Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: 2Slow on January 20, 2008, 09:58:45 PM
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited....

 

and asked if I could drive a truck.






:lol
Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: REP0MAN on January 20, 2008, 11:48:33 PM
S I L E N C E ! ! !

I kill you!

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Title: Re: I was depressed last night
Post by: SIG220 on January 21, 2008, 05:10:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 2Slow
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited....

and asked if I could drive a truck.

:lol



Did you hear about Obama and Clinton both campaigning at the same time in the Nevada state capital of Carson City last Thursday?

Obama was going door to door, looking for votes.

At the same time, Hillary was at the nearby famous Bunny Ranch, also going door to door, looking for her husband!
Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: rpm on January 21, 2008, 05:30:11 AM
Sig scores the first ever recorded negative on the richter scale.
Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: crockett on January 21, 2008, 05:42:08 AM
:lol :lol :lol
Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: SIG220 on January 21, 2008, 06:15:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm
Sig scores the first ever recorded negative on the richter scale.


I guess I will never steal another joke from Jay Leno again.

Could this be an indication that the writers strike is affecting his show?

SIG220
Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: culero on January 21, 2008, 08:12:45 AM
Oh I dunno, SIG, I kinda chuckled a little :)

You sure that's why she was there, tho? :t

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Title: Re: I was depressed last night
Post by: bj229r on January 21, 2008, 08:22:16 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 2Slow
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited....

 

and asked if I could drive a truck.






:lol
Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: Gunslinger on January 21, 2008, 10:26:15 AM
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Originally posted by culero


(http://home.rgv.rr.com/casamyers/hillarys%20secret.gif)


Good thing I keep those windex wipes by my computer.  My monitor is covered in coffee.
Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on January 21, 2008, 11:07:52 AM
It looks like she's keeping one of them baby aliens in her pants..

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Title: I was depressed last night
Post by: 2Slow on January 21, 2008, 11:33:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by culero
Oh I dunno, SIG, I kinda chuckled a little :)

You sure that's why she was there, tho? :t

(http://home.rgv.rr.com/casamyers/hillarys%20secret.gif)


I have always suspected that her and he play for the home team.