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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Curval on January 25, 2008, 01:30:55 PM
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Last night my oldest was talking about farts, for some reason, and I heard him say something about ringtones.
I wondered out loud what on earth he was talking about and he told me that he farted in the car on the way home from school and it sounded like a ringtone.
I thought he was being silly but his mother said "It really did...I even tried to answer my cell phone....it was like brupp brupp brupp"
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Just the way she said it and mimicked the sound. Too funny.
:rofl
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As we get older the mind is the first to go... then hearing followed by eyesight.
But the sense of smell lingers on....
You'll be okay Curval.
:D
Mac
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ladies and gentleman.
THIS is why we come to the O'club.
:D
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:noid
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You'll need to rename your son "Gasius Clay"
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:lol :noid
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:lol
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I read about a test with children from around the world where they were asked to listen to a group of sounds. The universal sound that all of the children recognised and giggled over was the fart.
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Originally posted by bustr
I read about a test with children from around the world where they were asked to listen to a group of sounds. The universal sound that all of the children recognised and giggled over was the fart.
Or as my wife says...
"We gotta get that loose board fixed."
68ROX
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Originally posted by 68ROX
Or as my wife says...
"We gotta get that loose board fixed."
68ROX
LOL
That's a good one.
I always do the Rodney Dangerfield "Who stepped on a duck?" at home.
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Barkin' spiders here in Oklahoma
:aok
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Blame it on the dog, even if shes outside.
My grandfather refered to is as a frog clearing his throat...
Since my daughter was about 6 (and still now at 11) anything about the butt or from the butt is falling down hilarious. Both of my other daughters also thought the same thing at that age, but now at 24 and 19, "Oh dad thats just gross".... My son however at 17 still finds the Fart funny....
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Originally posted by AWMac
As we get older the mind is the first to go... then hearing followed by eyesight.
But the sense of smell lingers on....
You'll be okay Curval.
:D
Mac
Really? Because I've pretty much lost eyesight, hearing is ok, but my mind is fine (atleast I think so ;) ) I really am weird :lol .
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The first joke I remember. Think my dad told it to me when I was 5 or so.
A boy goes to pick up his date.
His date isn't ready so his date's father invites him in to take a seat.
The boy farts loudly, the father says, Rover, get out from under that boy's chair.
The boy thinks, whew, he thought it was the dog.
Time passes, his date is still not ready, the boy farts again.
The father says, Rover, get out from under that boy's chair.
The boy thinks whew, again.
The date is still not ready.
The boy had beans for dinner and farts yet again.
The father says, Rover, if you don't get out from under that boy's chair he's gonna s*** all over you.
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They had jokes back then? :D
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Originally posted by Airscrew
They had jokes back then? :D
I'm living proof. :D
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:lol
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Being new to having kids in the house, Im just in awe how a little girl can clear out a house when compared to the guys.
Oh wait...they "poof".
But daaaaannng...