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Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Sandman on February 01, 2008, 11:04:03 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

Sarah Silverman is one of those "love her or hate her" type comedians... but Matt Damon is funny here.
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: AKIron on February 01, 2008, 11:08:45 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

Sarah Silverman is one of those "love her or hate her" type comedians... but Matt Damon is funny here.


:rofl
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: JB88 on February 01, 2008, 11:22:07 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Xasthur on February 01, 2008, 11:37:29 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman

Sarah Silverman is one of those "love her or hate her" type comedians... but Matt Damon is funny here.


Definitely hate her. Her voice drives me to the brink of insanity.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: rpm on February 01, 2008, 11:41:48 PM
I'd hit it, roll her over and hit it again!
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: SteveBailey on February 02, 2008, 12:02:53 AM
She's actually pretty darned funny. I saw an episode where she was wondering  why dogs always lick their behinds so she picked up her dog and gave it's butt a lick.... stupidly funny.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Rollins on February 02, 2008, 12:37:18 AM
Great stuff, thx.  Damon's got a pretty good comic wit, he surprises sometimes.  And what rpm said! :aok
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: BBBB on February 02, 2008, 04:46:26 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
I'd hit it, roll her over and hit it again!


I am with you on that one big daddy. I don't know what it is about her, but I like it.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Coshy on February 02, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
I can't remember seeing a single pic of a woman where RPM said he wouldn't hit it.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Larry on February 02, 2008, 06:33:05 AM
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Originally posted by Coshy
I can't remember seeing a single pic of a woman where RPM said he wouldn't hit it.


(http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Wonder-Woman/wonder-woman-big.jpg)
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: wooly15 on February 02, 2008, 08:44:43 AM
What makes it so funny is Damon and Kimmel's long standing beef with each other.
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Post by: texasmom on February 02, 2008, 09:22:20 AM
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Originally posted by Xasthur
Definitely hate her. Her voice drives me to the brink of insanity.

ditto. Matt Damon makes up for her though.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Sandman on February 02, 2008, 09:37:09 AM
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Originally posted by wooly15
What makes it so funny is Damon and Kimmel's long standing beef with each other.


I thought it was a long standing gag.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: lazs2 on February 02, 2008, 09:46:23 AM
I thought matt damon was gay?

lazs
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Post by: BlkKnit on February 02, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
I thought matt damon was gay?

lazs


whaddya mean "was"?
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Post by: texasmom on February 02, 2008, 10:23:57 AM
Gee whiz ~ are y'all kidding around? Great. Now I gotta google it.

*edit* he's sooooo not gay. Y'all knock that off!
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: lazs2 on February 02, 2008, 10:28:12 AM
Nahh he must be gay..  I heard him talk.. well.. mostly almost weep between angry foot stamping..  about man made global warming...

Way too much estrogen there for a straight guy.

lazs
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Halo on February 02, 2008, 10:41:38 AM
Too funny.  Spoofing to the fringe.  She's the ultimate angel imp.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: texasmom on February 02, 2008, 11:18:10 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
Nahh he must be gay..  I heard him talk.. well.. mostly almost weep between angry foot stamping..  about man made global warming...

Way too much estrogen there for a straight guy.

lazs

No, he's married laz. Tantrums aren't an automatic qualifier for being gay ~ just means he's probably a spoiled punk little brat.... but not necessarily gay.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: lazs2 on February 02, 2008, 11:19:46 AM
hmm... I have heard that being married is not an automatic  qualifier for being straight.

lazs
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Post by: texasmom on February 02, 2008, 11:22:44 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
hmm... I have heard that being married is not an automatic  qualifier for being straight.

lazs


:lol
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Post by: Masherbrum on February 02, 2008, 12:39:12 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
I thought it was a long standing gag.
Because you would be correct.   They are good friends.
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Post by: BiGBMAW on February 02, 2008, 12:54:07 PM
shes smuggling midgets under that sweater...hmmmmmm
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 02, 2008, 07:53:13 PM
Hate her.  However Matt Damon is pretty freaking funny.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: JB73 on February 02, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
She has moments where she can be "erotically sexy" then does crap like:

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Originally posted by SteveBailey
..I saw an episode where she was wondering  why dogs always lick their behinds so she picked up her dog and gave it's butt a lick....  



she's part of that new-fangled "shock comedy" funny that I really can't get into. It's like in those scenes in "Superbad" where the guy gets "period blood" on his pant leg. Seriously, wtf? thats funny?



am I old now?
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: midnight Target on February 02, 2008, 09:02:16 PM
She has her moments. Her spoof on "Black Like Me" was comedy gold.

(http://sarahsilvermanonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sarah-silverman-blackface.jpg)
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Rollins on February 02, 2008, 09:43:54 PM
I loved the comment she dropped at the MTV awards near the end of her bit.  
 "Amy Winehouse, she's Jewish isn't she?  Well, if she's not, someone should tell her face..." Then she points to her face and says "Cause she's got one of these."
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: SIG220 on February 03, 2008, 04:27:55 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
I thought matt damon was gay?

lazs


He was recently voted "The Sexiest Man in the World"
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 04:28:58 AM
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Originally posted by SIG220
He was recently voted "The Sexiest Man in the World"


Therefore he must be gay
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Post by: SIG220 on February 03, 2008, 04:40:05 AM
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Originally posted by Xasthur
Definitely hate her. Her voice drives me to the brink of insanity.


She is quite a woman, and definitely funny.   When you consider all that she has managed to overcome, it is pretty amazing that she is even still alive.

She became extremely depressed and mentally ill when she turned 13, and remained that way for 3 years.  She blamed the drug Xanax for helping to keep her ill.   She saw one psychiatrist for awhile, and then one day when she came to his office to see him, she found him hanging dead from the ceiling!

She credits the drug Zoloft for saving her life, and turning it around.

She and Jimmy Kimmel have been going steady now since 2002.

So if she can turn her life around like this, there is hope yet for Britney Spears perhaps.   She just needs to also go away for 3 years and take some good drugs for her brain.

Unless, of course, Tom Cruise can heal her.

Anyway, when she jokes about being crazy, or being depressed or a pessimist, she really does know what she is talking about.

SIG 220
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 04:42:18 AM
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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
Therefore he must be gay [/QUOTE

cbass is gay.  he knows.

;)
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 04:47:26 AM
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Originally posted by JB88
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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
Therefore he must be gay [/QUOTE

cbass is gay.  he knows.

;) [/B]


You wish I was gay

:D
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 05:03:04 AM
uh huh.

whatever you say there fannypack.
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: lazs2 on February 03, 2008, 09:56:30 AM
wasn't rock hudson voted worlds sexiest man at one time?

He didn't seem gay tho.

lazs
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: JB73 on February 28, 2008, 04:27:55 PM
Kimmel's reply:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE


he's doin ben afflack
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: Jackal1 on February 28, 2008, 04:45:17 PM
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Originally posted by SIG220
He was recently voted "The Sexiest Man in the World"


Is that from a voter source or just hearsay?







:)
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: NUTTZ on February 28, 2008, 05:03:42 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
wasn't rock hudson voted worlds sexiest man at one time?

He didn't seem gay tho.

lazs


A kill has been recorded

NUTTZ
Title: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
Post by: GtoRA2 on February 28, 2008, 05:26:28 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Is that from a voter source or just hearsay?







:)


Just sigs dreamy opinion. ;)
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Post by: GtoRA2 on February 28, 2008, 05:28:55 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
hmm... I have heard that being married is not an automatic  qualifier for being straight.

lazs


Totaly true, my aunts first husband was as gay as well something really gay.

She got a tip from a friend and cought him at the gay bar around the corner. In her dress.


I think the women and of a gay man is refered to as a "beard"?