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Title: Telemarketers
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 04, 2008, 02:20:10 AM

Heres a good way to deal with them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: SD67 on February 04, 2008, 04:44:04 AM

:rofl
I love it.
 We're on the do not call register so we rarely get calls like this, but next time we do I'm trying something like this.

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: Nilsen on February 04, 2008, 11:51:40 AM

LMAO!!! :rofl :rofl

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: DmonSlyr on February 04, 2008, 12:45:23 PM

wow that was funny as hell! i bet that guy was about to watermelon himself!

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: john9001 on February 04, 2008, 12:54:13 PM

thats way too much trouble to go to , i just say no and hang up.

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: RTHolmes on February 04, 2008, 01:02:12 PM

genius :aok

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: Denholm on February 04, 2008, 01:10:33 PM

I told a pest control telemarketer, "May the fleas of a thousand camels find your armpit."

That's as funny as it gets here. However that was classic!:lol

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: Maverick on February 05, 2008, 10:55:15 AM

Before the do not call list took effect I had my own way to discourage them. All of our family and friends knew about it and got a kick out of it.

I had several lines.

Hi, Joes bar and grill, can we get you fried tonight?

Mike's house of pain, where we're not happy until you are crying.

Franks cat house, where the customer comes first.

Greg's whip emporium, where only your plumber has a bigger crack.

We seldom had any telemarketer problems.

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: Bluedog on February 05, 2008, 01:19:51 PM

"Garden City Morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"   works around here :)

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: Airscrew on February 05, 2008, 01:30:59 PM

my mom had a couple, "City Morgue, You stab'em, we Slab'em..."  

"Joes PoolHall, "Head 8-ball speaking"

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: SD67 on February 06, 2008, 12:40:36 AM

I found a great way to discourage JW's and Mormons from knocking on our door at 7am on Saturday/Sunday morning. I just answer the door naked. Seems they don't come back after that...:(

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: Nilsen on February 06, 2008, 01:36:05 AM

I am from Telemark, but i still hate Telemarketers.... go figure :lol

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: LePaul on February 06, 2008, 07:47:24 AM

Oh man, that's awesome!

JIm Florentine ("Special Ed" from Crankers) cranks these guys all the time.  Here's a few of my favorites...

http://www.jimflorentine.com/mp3s/no-no.mp3

http://www.jimflorentine.com/mp3s/retard-lemonade_stand.mp3

http://www.jimflorentine.com/mp3s/Special%20ed%20goes%20movies.mp3

Title: Telemarketers
Post by: Xasthur on February 06, 2008, 08:17:47 AM

This one was great

Tom Mabe  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9nJ0rpAcqk)