Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: wrag on February 04, 2008, 03:53:56 PM
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:rofl
http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm
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This would be a good time to tell everyone i have the ability to fart on command.
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the boys are still young, they have not yet learned the art of the silent fart.
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Originally posted by john9001
the boys are still young, they have not yet learned the art of the silent fart.
Ahhh yes... the most deadly of arts.
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That story just reeks of an assault on personal liberties...Chairboy, where are ya?! :mad:
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
That story just reeks of an assault on personal liberties...Chairboy, where are ya?! :mad:
Oh put a cork in it Rip... no one needs you raising a stink!
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Just wait until the NBGA (National Bean Growers Association) gets wind of this.
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Sir, I have not yet begun to fart!
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"Dam the Farts, Full Stink Ahead!!!"
Telling 8th Grade boys not to fart is like trying to place panties on Brittney Spears...
Ain't gonna happen.
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soooo how do they catch the offender when "he who smelt it, delt it?"
:cool:
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I'm pretty sure that in this case, who ever denied it, supplied it.
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The High Fives would be a Dead Give Away!
:aok
Mac
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I work in an all male career field... we still try to out fart each other. I don't see what the problem is.
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eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights
Why don't they just ban eighth grade boys?
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they need to change the cafeteria menu.
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The need to make the length of detention commensurate with the lenght/intensity of the fart. That would stop 'em for sure. Well, or establish a scoring system.
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(http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/504/fart-40825.jpg)
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Originally posted by REP0MAN
(http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/504/fart-40825.jpg)
now thats funny.
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Originally posted by AWMac
The High Fives would be a Dead Give Away!
:lol :lol :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by AWMac
"Dam the Farts, Full Stink Ahead!!!"
Telling 8th Grade boys not to fart is like trying to place panties on Brittney Spears...
Ain't gonna happen.
Puts her new album 'you want a piece of me?' in a wholly new light doesn't it? :D
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CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through
I didnt know you could fart out of other places
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I didnt know you could fart out of other places
You have been around the O`club long enough to know better than that. :)
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"Remy LeVine said he was in the class when CRMS science teacher Brad LaRoche talked to all the eighth-grade boys about the issue, as well as the consequences."
What like you could **** yourself? What next, are they going to ban sneezing?
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I'm pretty sure that in this case, who ever denied it, supplied it.
surely, whoever made the rhyme commited the crime?
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I didnt know you could fart out of other places
Oh you'd be surprised.
Come to think of it.. here you go: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbdg6TZlro)
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Originally posted by Tarmac
I work in an all male career field... we still try to out fart each other. I don't see what the problem is.
:rofl
My field isn't all male with with average age almost in the 40's...you still hear "Hey...listen.....bbbbRRRRRRII IIPP!" followed by laughter. We even have a scale to rate them..10 being vomit inducing and 1 being silent/no smell. Farts will NEVER cease to be hilarious. My wife may disagree.
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How to build an Olympic Class fart,
Combine the following ingredients in the gastro-intestinal brewing tank:
1 cup bran
1 cup pinto beans (The bran and beans provide needed volume)
1 large dill pickle (For eye-watering toxicity.)
1/2 cup raisins for that "just right" aroma.
2 prunes (For strength)
1 orange (As a garnish)
Mix well and allow one hour to age properly.
Serve hot.
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Oh you'd be surprised.
Come to think of it.. here you go: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbdg6TZlro)
OMFG! :O I don't know whether to vomit of fall in the floor laughing!
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I could never get behind a ban on something like that... Here pull my finger. :t
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Oh you'd be surprised.
Come to think of it.. here you go: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbdg6TZlro)
I clicked that link and read the title of the video and decided It would be much better to wait until I got home to view that one... even if it is U tube..
here try this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw
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a slightly shorter version for the ADD in some of us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMeZCzB6RIg
duh moment...
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(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/346500/346743ChKG_w.png)
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Originally posted by Airscrew
I clicked that link and read the title of the video and decided It would be much better to wait until I got home to view that one... even if it is U tube..
here try this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw
Don't worry it's perfectly work safe unless u get fired for aussie accent nowadays.. :)
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This one always gets me laughing to the point of farting...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/62756/
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Don't worry it's perfectly work safe unless u get fired for aussie accent nowadays.. :)
I worried more about the two females that sit on both sides of me and their friends that walk behind me while I'm workin, safer to wait until I get home... :cool:
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Bad time to fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw&feature=related)
Bet you can't watch this and not laugh!
:rofl
Mac
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Watched this 5 times already...
Can't keep a straight face at the end.
1st time I hurt myself.
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If you outlaw farting, only outlaws will fart.
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Originally posted by Yknurd
If you outlaw farting, only outlaws will fart.
I guess you never invited In~Laws over for Thanksgiving?
Mac
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This might be fart inducing too.. Looks like an accident was really close there. If not hitting the woman then the fence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k53tMD43PDA&feature=related
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Originally posted by AWMac
I guess you never invited In~Laws over for Thanksgiving?
Mac
Farting while the in laws visit is more in line with inviting them to leave. :t