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Title: ban on intentional flatulence!?!?
Post by: wrag on February 04, 2008, 03:53:56 PM
:rofl

http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm
Title: ban on intentional flatulence!?!?
Post by: Barnes828 on February 04, 2008, 03:55:41 PM
This would be a good time to tell everyone i have the ability to fart on command.
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Post by: john9001 on February 04, 2008, 03:59:19 PM
the boys are still young, they have not yet learned the art of the silent fart.
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Post by: DYNAMITE on February 04, 2008, 04:04:51 PM
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Originally posted by john9001
the boys are still young, they have not yet learned the art of the silent fart.


Ahhh yes... the most deadly of arts.
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 04, 2008, 04:04:56 PM
That story just reeks of an assault on personal liberties...Chairboy, where are ya?! :mad:
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Post by: DYNAMITE on February 04, 2008, 04:18:27 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
That story just reeks of an assault on personal liberties...Chairboy, where are ya?! :mad:


Oh put a cork in it Rip... no one needs you raising a stink!
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Post by: Jackal1 on February 04, 2008, 04:22:04 PM
Just wait until the NBGA (National Bean Growers Association) gets wind of this.
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Post by: Chairboy on February 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM
Sir, I have not yet begun to fart!
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Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 04:30:16 PM
"Dam the Farts, Full Stink Ahead!!!"

Telling 8th Grade boys not to fart is like trying to place panties on Brittney Spears...
Ain't gonna happen.
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Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 04:50:21 PM
soooo how do they catch the offender when "he who smelt it, delt it?"

:cool:
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Post by: DYNAMITE on February 04, 2008, 04:51:29 PM
I'm pretty sure that in this case, who ever denied it, supplied it.
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Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 04:54:50 PM
The High Fives would be a Dead Give Away!

:aok

Mac
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Post by: Tarmac on February 04, 2008, 05:31:59 PM
I work in an all male career field... we still try to out fart each other.  I don't see what the problem is.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on February 04, 2008, 06:50:35 PM
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eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights


Why don't they just ban eighth grade boys?
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Post by: john9001 on February 04, 2008, 07:24:22 PM
they need to change the cafeteria menu.
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Post by: AKIron on February 04, 2008, 07:28:16 PM
The need to make the length of detention commensurate with the lenght/intensity of the fart. That would stop 'em for sure. Well, or establish a scoring system.
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Post by: REP0MAN on February 04, 2008, 08:27:13 PM
(http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/504/fart-40825.jpg)
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Post by: john9001 on February 04, 2008, 08:45:05 PM
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Originally posted by REP0MAN
(http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/504/fart-40825.jpg)


now thats funny.
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Post by: Redlegs on February 04, 2008, 08:53:53 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
The High Fives would be a Dead Give Away!


:lol :lol :rofl :rofl
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on February 04, 2008, 11:15:57 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
"Dam the Farts, Full Stink Ahead!!!"

Telling 8th Grade boys not to fart is like trying to place panties on Brittney Spears...
Ain't gonna happen.


Puts her new album 'you want a piece of me?' in a wholly new light doesn't it? :D
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Post by: Meatwad on February 04, 2008, 11:23:26 PM
CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through


I didnt know you could fart out of other places
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Post by: Jackal1 on February 05, 2008, 06:11:06 AM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I didnt know you could fart out of other places


You have been around the O`club long enough to know better than that. :)
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Post by: Larry on February 05, 2008, 07:01:27 AM
"Remy LeVine said he was in the class when CRMS science teacher Brad LaRoche talked to all the eighth-grade boys about the issue, as well as the consequences."



What like you could **** yourself? What next, are they going to ban sneezing?
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Post by: RTHolmes on February 05, 2008, 07:49:00 AM
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I'm pretty sure that in this case, who ever denied it, supplied it.
surely, whoever made the rhyme commited the crime?
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on February 05, 2008, 07:57:23 AM
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Originally posted by Meatwad


I didnt know you could fart out of other places


Oh you'd be surprised.

Come to think of it.. here you go: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbdg6TZlro)
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Post by: wooly15 on February 05, 2008, 08:17:57 AM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
I work in an all male career field... we still try to out fart each other.  I don't see what the problem is.


:rofl

My field isn't all male with with average age almost in the 40's...you still hear "Hey...listen.....bbbbRRRRRRII IIPP!" followed by laughter.  We even have a scale to rate them..10 being vomit inducing and 1 being silent/no smell.  Farts will NEVER cease to be hilarious.  My wife may disagree.
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Post by: Shuckins on February 05, 2008, 08:19:38 AM
How to build an Olympic Class fart,

Combine the following ingredients in the gastro-intestinal brewing tank:

1 cup bran
1 cup pinto beans (The bran and beans provide needed volume)
1 large dill pickle (For eye-watering toxicity.)
1/2 cup raisins for that "just right" aroma.
2 prunes (For strength)
1 orange (As a garnish)

Mix well and allow one hour to age properly.

Serve hot.
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Post by: wooly15 on February 05, 2008, 08:20:58 AM
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Oh you'd be surprised.

Come to think of it.. here you go: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbdg6TZlro)



OMFG! :O  I don't know whether to vomit of fall in the floor laughing!
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Post by: Maverick on February 05, 2008, 10:14:02 AM
I could never get behind a ban on something like that... Here pull my finger. :t
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Post by: Airscrew on February 05, 2008, 11:12:28 AM
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Oh you'd be surprised.

Come to think of it.. here you go: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbdg6TZlro)

I clicked that link and read the title of the video and decided It would be much better to wait until I got home to view that one... even if it is U tube..

here try this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw
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Post by: Airscrew on February 05, 2008, 11:16:11 AM
a slightly shorter version for the ADD in some of us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMeZCzB6RIg

duh moment...
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Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 11:30:28 AM
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/346500/346743ChKG_w.png)
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on February 05, 2008, 01:20:42 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
I clicked that link and read the title of the video and decided It would be much better to wait until I got home to view that one... even if it is U tube..

here try this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw


Don't worry it's perfectly work safe unless u get fired for aussie accent nowadays.. :)
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Post by: wooly15 on February 05, 2008, 02:22:07 PM
This one always gets me laughing to the point of farting...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/62756/
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Post by: Airscrew on February 05, 2008, 02:31:33 PM
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Don't worry it's perfectly work safe unless u get fired for aussie accent nowadays.. :)

I worried more about the two females that sit on both sides of me and their friends that walk behind me while I'm workin,  safer to wait until I get home... :cool:
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Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 05:09:23 PM
Bad time to fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw&feature=related)

Bet you can't watch this and not laugh!

:rofl

Mac
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Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 05:57:09 PM
Watched this 5 times already...

Can't keep a straight face at the end.

1st time I hurt myself.
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Post by: Yknurd on February 05, 2008, 06:30:09 PM
If you outlaw farting, only outlaws will fart.
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Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 10:27:09 PM
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Originally posted by Yknurd
If you outlaw farting, only outlaws will fart.


I guess you never invited In~Laws over for Thanksgiving?

Mac
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on February 07, 2008, 10:32:40 AM
This might be fart inducing too.. Looks like an accident was really close there. If not hitting the woman then the fence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k53tMD43PDA&feature=related
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Post by: Maverick on February 07, 2008, 01:38:25 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
I guess you never invited In~Laws over for Thanksgiving?

Mac


Farting while the in laws visit is more in line with inviting them to leave.  :t