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Title: Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
Post by: Barnes828 on February 05, 2008, 05:39:54 PM

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
> 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
> 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
> 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
> 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
> 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
> 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space >and doesn't require 200 pair of shoes.
> 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
> 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
> 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
> 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Title: Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
Post by: Yknurd on February 05, 2008, 06:28:12 PM

#11 A gun can't give you gonorrhea

Title: Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
Post by: CptTrips on February 05, 2008, 06:31:42 PM

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Originally posted by Yknurd
#11 A gun can't give you gonorrhea

I sense an untold story there Yknurd. :cool:

Wab

Title: Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
Post by: superpug1 on February 05, 2008, 08:54:01 PM

I wouldnt be so sure about 11 my friend, I wouldnt be so sure.:noid

Title: Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
Post by: Yknurd on February 05, 2008, 09:33:50 PM

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Originally posted by superpug1
I wouldnt be so sure about 11 my friend, I wouldnt be so sure.:noid

Now THERE'S a story.