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Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Getback on February 08, 2008, 09:28:09 AM
Okay I'm a old guy. If my kids don't call any other time of the year they call at tax time. This, of course, feeds my daddy ego and my accounting ego. Just got a call from my older daughter asking about Hobby vs Business in the eyes of the IRS. Wow, what a question!

I told them when they were young that if they called me because they were in jail they just wasted a dime.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: texasmom on February 08, 2008, 10:12:15 AM
When my kids call:



"Hi Mom...
"Yes, I know what time it is. There's still a few minutes before we're supposed to be home...
"No, it's going to take us longer than 5 minutes to get there. That's why I'm calling...
"No, Caleb fell, he's hurt...
"No, not that bad. He just took a spill on his bike. Yeah, it ripped his jeans open and he's cut & bleeding just a little bit on the knee...
"No, we don't need a pick up. He's fine. I just wanted to tell you we'll be a few minutes late because we're going to walk home instead of ride the bikes...
"Okay Mom, bye."

*click*

"Okay, she bought it. We've got at least 15 minutes more to play before she calls to find out where we're at.  Hurry up & rip those jeans."
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Vipper65 on February 08, 2008, 10:14:02 AM
Usually when they need something.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: AWMac on February 08, 2008, 12:07:59 PM
"OMG Dad ya gotta hear this one...."
"Love ya Dad"
"Dad I'm coming over for Lunch, watta ya hungry for?"
"Dad if yer car was doing this what would you check?"
"Dad I gotta show you this...."
"Hey Pop watta ya doing?"
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Curval on February 08, 2008, 12:18:32 PM
I get calls from my 6 year old at all times of the day....whenever he can get his hands on my wife's cell phone.

He figured out how to text mesaages a few weeks ago...by himself.  I don't know why but I always get one word...Ben.  Noone is called Ben in our family, he has no friends named Ben...but Ben it is.  I usually just text back...Sam (his name).

My sister tried to teach our father how to text messages but he gave up after a few hours.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: AWMac on February 08, 2008, 12:35:56 PM
TxMom

:aok

Smart boys!

Mac
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: AWMac on February 08, 2008, 12:45:58 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
I get calls from my 6 year old at all times of the day....whenever he can get his hands on my wife's cell phone.

He figured out how to text mesaages a few weeks ago...by himself.  I don't know why but I always get one word...Ben.  Noone is called Ben in our family, he has no friends named Ben...but Ben it is.  I usually just text back...Sam (his name).


Good Lord Curval... see the signs!!!

Reencarnation!!!  

Ben?  Ben!! Ben Hur!!!  The cell phone is his Chariot in his race against time to equal himself with the Empire!

You reply to your Son..Sam... Sam   Son... Samson... The cell phone is his stone and you Sir are his Goliath. He hurls text at you when you are not looking!!!

See the signs Man, see the signs!!!

Too dramatic? LOL

Chit I'm bored.

:D

Mac

 Smart Lil guy ya have Curv.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: moneyguy on February 08, 2008, 03:19:06 PM
i live with my dad so i don't call him. i hate talking on the phone so i stop at my mothers house after work a few times a week (she feeds me :)  )
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: RedTop on February 08, 2008, 04:44:26 PM
"Dad....I need some help with someting..."

I say...."How much will this help cost me?"
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Curval on February 08, 2008, 05:05:29 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
Good Lord Curval... see the signs!!!

Reencarnation!!!  

Ben?  Ben!! Ben Hur!!!  The cell phone is his Chariot in his race against time to equal himself with the Empire!

You reply to your Son..Sam... Sam   Son... Samson... The cell phone is his stone and you Sir are his Goliath. He hurls text at you when you are not looking!!!

See the signs Man, see the signs!!!

Too dramatic? LOL

Chit I'm bored.

:D

Mac

 Smart Lil guy ya have Curv.


lol

That was pretty funny man, a tad over the top but my wife thought it was hilarious.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: AWMac on February 08, 2008, 05:07:48 PM
Your wife has a better sense of humor than you do Curvy...

My kids call me just to say...

"Dad, Curval is online again!"

:D

Mac


 Mrs Curval  

Please take care of our Gilligan.  
Make him chain his Moped up.
Stay away from Hurricanes!
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Toecutter on February 08, 2008, 06:00:16 PM
Daddy I got poopy....Oh you mean on the telephone....Sorry disregard.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 08, 2008, 10:07:28 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
I get calls from my 6 year old at all times of the day....whenever he can get his hands on my wife's cell phone.

He figured out how to text mesaages a few weeks ago...by himself.  I don't know why but I always get one word...Ben.  Noone is called Ben in our family, he has no friends named Ben...but Ben it is.  I usually just text back...Sam (his name).

My sister tried to teach our father how to text messages but he gave up after a few hours.


You don't know yet what he means by that text message yet?!? (http://www.benjerry.com/)
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: texasmom on February 08, 2008, 10:48:25 PM
I was thinking that the "BEN" he referred to was one of the nicknames that Thing 2 gave himself from the Cat in the Hat movie. :)
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Jackal1 on February 09, 2008, 07:29:41 PM
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When do your Kids call?


Around 5 to 7 minutes after I fall asleep.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: midnight Target on February 09, 2008, 07:30:53 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Around 5 to 7 minutes after I fall asleep.


No chit! I think they have the web cam on me sometimes.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 09, 2008, 07:44:50 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
No chit! I think they have the web cam on me sometimes.


When you get old you get set into a sleeping schedule.  All of you old people have been known to fall asleep doing whatever if you are unable to make it to be on time.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: AWMac on February 09, 2008, 07:49:39 PM
It's called tired of working our entire life bellybutton off lasersailor184... but I guess you wouldn't know about that.

Mac
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: cuisinart on February 09, 2008, 08:02:29 PM
I call my old man twice a week.  Our latest convo was over mulligatawny.  It's all about the date.
Title: When do your Kids call?
Post by: Jackal1 on February 10, 2008, 06:37:51 AM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
When you get old you get set into a sleeping schedule.


I wish. :)