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Title: I have to quit!
Post by: 999000 on February 11, 2008, 05:34:58 PM
I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"
999000
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Post by: FireDrgn on February 11, 2008, 05:36:24 PM
Rrg that!!!:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: trax1 on February 11, 2008, 05:36:36 PM
:rofl
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Post by: Redlegs on February 11, 2008, 05:36:54 PM
:rofl
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Post by: Denholm on February 11, 2008, 05:39:56 PM
:lol
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Post by: Gowan on February 11, 2008, 05:52:51 PM
:rofl --> :lol --> :D --> :) --> :huh --> :confused: --> :noid
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Post by: Vulcan on February 11, 2008, 05:57:01 PM
Ever been talking to your boss on your mobile driving and told him you're "RTBing"?
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Post by: Sketch on February 11, 2008, 06:00:48 PM
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Originally posted by Vulcan
Ever been talking to your boss on your mobile driving and told him you're "RTBing"?

I once called in a munitions build at work and responded back, "Roger, RTB for more ammo"
The silence on the end made me wonder if the guy was running to hide... :noid
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Post by: dhaus on February 11, 2008, 06:03:01 PM
Or how about driving along and then lining up a shot on that SUV thinking, "that 110 is going down!"
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Post by: Spikes on February 11, 2008, 06:04:20 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Once we were driving and I was telling my dad the directions and I asked "What's the new target?"
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Post by: whiteman on February 11, 2008, 06:29:16 PM
I couldn't see in blind spot so i asked my brother to check my six.
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Post by: thndregg on February 11, 2008, 06:35:33 PM
There have been times when I would be talking to my wife about something my brother did, and I would still refer to him as "Flayd", or "FlaydONE." She still finds that hillarious, especially when I'm drunk.:D
Title: Re: I have to quit!
Post by: Saurdaukar on February 11, 2008, 06:37:44 PM
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Originally posted by 999000
...and I reply "roger"
 


Youre fine, relax.

Not until you utter the phrase "Check Six" to a wife or significant other of lesser legal status do you require a break.
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Post by: Shifty on February 11, 2008, 06:44:51 PM
At least you didn't kill her with your uber buff gunning skills. She got off light.;)
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Post by: Redlegs on February 11, 2008, 06:47:32 PM
What was there response 999000?
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Post by: RTR on February 11, 2008, 06:52:30 PM
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I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"


"Hey!  This whopper is warpy!"

:D

RTR
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Post by: Slash27 on February 11, 2008, 07:10:07 PM
I have yelled at my dog over vox before. By habbit  I was keying up my joystick and yelling "knock it off dammit! go lay down"


Got a few "wtfs?:huh " after that.
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Post by: VansCrew1 on February 11, 2008, 07:11:57 PM
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Originally posted by 999000
I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"
999000



:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: parin on February 11, 2008, 07:23:46 PM
Have a custom check six sound. My buddy put it on his phone. First time I heard it I checked sixed.:rofl
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Post by: Rich46yo on February 11, 2008, 07:39:15 PM
You think thats bad. When I pull onto a driveway or on-ramp of a highway in my truck I fantasize Im banking a B-24 to go have another go at a target. Ive actually said "roger" on my radio at work.:huh
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Post by: Urthona on February 11, 2008, 07:40:29 PM
My wife was driving the car awhile back and I dozed off in the passenger seat and started dreaming of a dogfight.  When she hit a pothole I jolted awake and yelled "What got me!" as I looked over my shoulder.  My kids, who were in the back seat, thought I was nuts:)
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Post by: RTGorkle on February 11, 2008, 08:21:25 PM
Slash wins. Very funny.
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Post by: CAP1 on February 11, 2008, 08:36:51 PM
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Originally posted by dhaus
Or how about driving along and then lining up a shot on that SUV thinking, "that 110 is going down!"


i kinda do that on turns.........seeing myself turning slightly inside the guy in front, and running through my mind is "gunsgunsguns":D :rofl
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Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on February 11, 2008, 08:50:23 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
I have yelled at my dog over vox before. By habbit  I was keying up my joystick and yelling "knock it off dammit! go lay down"


Got a few "wtfs?:huh " after that.





*MaDfaRmA Puts his head down, lands his plane & logs.*
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Post by: Larry on February 11, 2008, 08:59:54 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
I have yelled at my dog over vox before. By habbit  I was keying up my joystick and yelling "knock it off dammit! go lay down"


Got a few "wtfs?:huh " after that.



Iv done that a few times. Someone come in and starts talking to me and when I talk back I hit the VOX key.
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Post by: 999000 on February 11, 2008, 10:12:22 PM
Ok i don't feel so bad now..I'm staying in!
999000
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Post by: Sketch on February 11, 2008, 10:24:18 PM
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Originally posted by 999000
Ok i don't feel so bad now..I'm staying in!
999000


At least when you pulled up to the window you didn't respond with: "Nice ho dweeb!"

:noid
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Post by: Capt.Joe on February 11, 2008, 10:28:40 PM
:rofl :rofl Geez Sketch, yeah for sure!
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Post by: SEraider on February 12, 2008, 12:32:37 AM
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Originally posted by 999000
I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"
999000
Title: Re: I have to quit!
Post by: SEraider on February 12, 2008, 12:33:42 AM
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Originally posted by 999000
I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"
999000


Thats nothing! I said roger to my wife and she threatening a divorce.  :(
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Post by: Wingnutt on February 12, 2008, 01:22:30 AM
I actually said "CC" one time :confused:
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Post by: kilz on February 12, 2008, 05:14:43 AM
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Originally posted by Sketch
At least when you pulled up to the window you didn't respond with: "Nice ho dweeb!"

:noid



:rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl
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Post by: Sketch on February 12, 2008, 05:32:28 AM
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Originally posted by SEraider
Thats nothing! I said roger to my wife and she threatening a divorce.  :(


Did you tell her it was in the heat of the moment.....


:noid

Why do I see Raider coming to my house to kill me.... :eek:
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Post by: Gianlupo on February 12, 2008, 06:40:17 AM
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Originally posted by CAP1
i kinda do that on turns.........seeing myself turning slightly inside the guy in front, and running through my mind is "gunsgunsguns":D :rofl


Lol, I make that, too! Worst thing is, I'm beginning to drive my car as I fly the plane in a furball.... always look in any direction but in front of you! And that's not good! :eek:
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Post by: SD67 on February 12, 2008, 06:47:06 AM
I use CC so much on MSN it's not funny, I have said "roger" to my wife, and family more time than I can count and I always find my self abusing bad drivers as dweebs and hotards.
Oddly enough My Father says "Roger" all the time too, must be a military thing since he was a career military officer.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on February 12, 2008, 07:06:50 AM
i had to take a 2 week break during january. i got to the bottom of the slippery slope. i actualy said 'lol' instead of laughing. my cousin said 'did you just say lol...?' to which i replied 'cool people say lol' and quickly booked a week snowboarding.
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Post by: Xasthur on February 12, 2008, 07:51:40 AM
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
i had to take a 2 week break during january. i got to the bottom of the slippery slope. i actualy said 'lol' instead of laughing. my cousin said 'did you just say lol...?' to which i replied 'cool people say lol' and quickly booked a week snowboarding.


Don't feel too bad, Batty, it's pretty common with younger people these days.

I say roger all the time... My boss called me at work because she needed my help for something... She asked me to do something after that and I replied 'roger'.

:rolleyes:

I quickly kept the conversation going in order to avoid any odd silence.

:lol

I caught myself sending a text message to my missus that included 'otw' a while ago. I had a good laugh about that one.
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Post by: captain1ma on February 12, 2008, 08:07:45 AM
just to put it in perspective, I fly with a friend of mine. he owns a Cessna hawkXP.

one weekend we decided to go to a air museum in connecticut.

as we're flying out at 4500', we get near T.F Greene in providence RI.

as we're listening to the radio, while being in controlled airspace, we hear them give a jet clearance to take off.

next thing i know, this 737 passes beneath us at about 3500' climbing to altitude.

I immediately yell to my friend ron, to get in on his six and we can snap shoot him and smoke him right there.

it was a good chuckle. that poor 737 had no idea he was lunch.
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Post by: shegotya on February 12, 2008, 08:17:39 AM
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Originally posted by 999000
I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"
999000




Yep been there done that ... and sometimes I wish my Jeep had a turret so I could blow the broad on the cell phone in front of me who just cut me off! It is just about that time I know I forgot to take my medz :)

The best is the talk from the way cool way me and the hubby took a base the night before in a public place and then realize people are looking at you wondering if your not taking your medz.

Oh and the best .... sitting in traffic, here comes a 747 and you do the air ack (kinda like the air guitar in high school) LMAO



Michelle aka DWEEB :)
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Post by: Rich46yo on February 12, 2008, 08:33:21 AM
And when some bonehead cuts me off in traffic the big finger on my right hand flexes for the trigger of my 110 Im NOE with. In my mind about 200 20mm/30mm cannon rounds disintegrate the scoundrel good. After which time my thumb flexes over the rocket launcher for the next numbnut who tries the same thing.
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Post by: 5PointOh on February 12, 2008, 08:33:25 AM
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Originally posted by thndregg
There have been times when I would be talking to my wife about something my brother did, and I would still refer to him as "Flayd", or "FlaydONE." She still finds that hillarious, especially when I'm drunk.:D
The other night I made a mistake and my fiance (aka MsBHaven) said way to go 5Point.  After that I was talking to my father about some home remodeling tips, and I said rgr quite a few times.  Ah isn't addiction fun!
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Post by: Xasthur on February 12, 2008, 08:37:25 AM
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Originally posted by shegotya
and sometimes I wish my Jeep had a turret so I could blow the broad on the cell phone in front of me who just cut me off!  


I've often wondered how nice it would be to fit a couple of Mk 108 cannons into the fog-light recesses on my front 'fender' (I think that's the right yank lingo). It would be just like the way the 190 wing-root cannons were mounted (the 20mm cannons anyway, the 30mm would just be better suited to the close ranges involved :lol:). :D

That would have gone down a real treat the other day when this b-tch tried to Ho-ram me. For some reason she thought that I should give way to her while she turned the wrong way onto a one-way street that I was already travelling on (in the correct direction, I might add).  :huh  

I had to drop the anchors hard enough for the ABS to kick in in dry weather. She then had the audacity to have a go at me :lol

I'll put it this way so as to offend as few people as possible. She was what you'd call a typical 'soccer mum' from a wealthy, sunny area and she was driving some rediculous semi-4WD (or SUV for the Americans out there?) that would fall apart at the first sign of a dirt road. She was blonde too.... probably coming back from having her nails done.

After a few excellent words and good use of the horn she reversed back into the street she came out of and I was on my way. Considering it would have been a 100 % head-on collision the 2 x 30mm would have come in very handy.

:t

Perhaps I need the 'medz' too.

:noid
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Post by: IronDog on February 12, 2008, 09:15:48 AM
My wife to this day gets a chuckle out of it when I'm on vox.Wifey walked into my play area one day just as I yelled out come her you f----n Biocth,while chasing a runner.I think you can guess I had some fast talking to do.Wife says I also talk in my sleep about air combat.Ya I'm alright!
IronDog
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Post by: Denholm on February 12, 2008, 10:00:45 AM
:lol
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Post by: doc1kelley on February 12, 2008, 10:05:03 AM
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Originally posted by thndregg
There have been times when I would be talking to my wife about something my brother did, and I would still refer to him as "Flayd", or "FlaydONE." She still finds that hillarious, especially when I'm drunk.:D


ROFLOL... Wasn't she married to him previously?  Crap, that makes it even worse.  ROFLOLSBOM

All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1

ps.. SBOM (Spewing Beer on Monitor)
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Post by: waystin2 on February 12, 2008, 10:47:08 AM
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Originally posted by 999000
I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"
999000


Is there a support group for our affliction?  ROFLMAO  :rofl
Funniest post in a while 999000!
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Post by: BMathis on February 12, 2008, 11:15:02 AM
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Originally posted by Slash27
I have yelled at my dog over vox before. By habbit  I was keying up my joystick and yelling "knock it off dammit! go lay down"


Got a few "wtfs?:huh " after that.
I do that when Im on the phone, and playing... My squaddies are going wtf? you talking to me? lol!
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Post by: SEraider on February 12, 2008, 05:01:08 PM
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Originally posted by Sketch

Why do I see Raider coming to my house to kill me.... :eek: [/B]


May I have your address and phone number????:p  LOL :huh
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Post by: mentalguy on February 12, 2008, 06:20:48 PM
I use "squeaker" alot.
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Post by: Xasthur on February 12, 2008, 08:29:18 PM
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Originally posted by bnasty
I do that when Im on the phone, and playing... My squaddies are going wtf? you talking to me? lol!


I did that to Gerwin once... I think he thought I was coming onto him (I was on the phone to the missus).

I actually typed what I was going to say too, so it looked even worse.


:rofl :lol
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Post by: AquaShrimp on February 12, 2008, 09:10:59 PM
I've found myself inadvertantly searching for the "Z" key when I'm on the freeway so I can zoom in on whats up ahead.

When cars follow me too closely, something I blurt out "get off my six!".
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Post by: tatertot on February 12, 2008, 10:00:16 PM
In my house my wife and kids think 999000 is his real name!i used his real name(Chris,sorry 999000)once and they were like you flying with someone new wered 999000 go!
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Post by: VooWho on February 12, 2008, 11:01:14 PM
Sometimes when I'm walking with my friends and I spot a good looking gal, I'll say something like, 'hey check out that babe 3 O'Clock'. And they all look at me weird and say 3 O'Clock? 'Oh I mean look right'.
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Post by: MajIssue on February 13, 2008, 01:56:25 PM
TOO funny! I too have caught myself using the xmit key when talking to my wife when she asks something when I'm on... To the rest of the squad: I WAS not calling any of you Hon'!
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Post by: JTs on February 13, 2008, 02:33:51 PM
BK that far north and open in the winter. Wow. .  its been a while since ive played but will be back up in march when the kw goes in for an inframe. Maybe i can talk cody into some heavy dogfights with you and tater.
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Post by: TalonX on February 13, 2008, 02:38:29 PM
Ever key your  mic to talk to someone in the room?  I do it all the time.  Squad thinks I am nuts.

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Post by: Getback on February 13, 2008, 03:19:20 PM
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Originally posted by 999000
I was at the drive through Burger King at lunch today......Lady confirms my meal...and I reply "roger"
999000


I did the exact same thing in an interview!:furious
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Post by: Simaril on February 13, 2008, 05:20:51 PM
You can tell it's REALLY bad when you find yourself breaking conversation into 4 second chunks.


Never done this in a real life conversation, but if I have the headset on I'll find myself chopping it up on Teamspeak or somthing similar. Not to mention hitting "enter" after every line of an internet chat system that is actually capable of paragraphs....
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Post by: OSU on February 13, 2008, 05:23:53 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
I have yelled at my dog over vox before. By habbit  I was keying up my joystick and yelling "knock it off dammit! go lay down"


Got a few "wtfs?:huh " after that.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Rebel on February 13, 2008, 05:58:09 PM
I once pulled lead on a guy in a cloverleaf, and got snapped back to reality rather quickly by those lovely little "rrrrrrrrrr" strips.  

:t  <---me

:O  <-- the wife
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Post by: Hawk78th on February 13, 2008, 07:05:51 PM
Driving with a friend of mine....

... Something caught my eye up front and high.....

 Without  hesitation.... I yelled "BANDIT 11oo high"...

  he  WTfluffied  me.... sooooo  I had to explain the whole AcesHighII/ WWiiOL/IL2 flying concept.....        :rolleyes:

 He occasionally fly's in AHII now.....

:aok
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Post by: Spiked on February 13, 2008, 07:14:33 PM
I work for the NYS *** Department (in the interest of not inciting the masses I will refrain from naming the department many of you curse this time of year).

I have twice "rogered" people I was helping over the phone & once rogered a "Manager" that is approx 5 grade levels (pay grades that is) above me.  

One person didn't notice, one laughed .... & the manager looked at me like I might have been making a joke at his expense.

Its all well & good until your hobby gets you fired .... :rolleyes: !
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Post by: Xasthur on February 13, 2008, 07:46:39 PM
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Originally posted by Spiked
Its all well & good until your hobby gets you fired .... :rolleyes: !


That just means you get more time to play :aok
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Post by: Oldman22 on February 14, 2008, 10:02:39 AM
My wife has told me many times that she has awakened to me "kickin the rudder pedals" :rolleyes: :lol