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Title: Allied Spy!
Post by: Larry on February 13, 2008, 09:49:02 AM
Rumor has it that an allied spy infultrated the axis headquarters and escaped with top secret documents of a mission that will take place Thursday, Febuary 14, 2008 between the hours of 8 and 9pm CT. Since the mission was still in the planing stages intelligence says that the target will be one of the three allied ammo factorys. Axid forces arent worried about this and plan to overwhelm the target and distroy it at all costs!









:noid
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Post by: whiteman on February 13, 2008, 10:30:17 AM
Feb 14 8pm-9pm, This intel leak has also lead Allied officials to the possible cause of Axis aggression. Lack of women. :D
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Post by: Larry on February 13, 2008, 10:34:26 AM
We have our sheep.
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Post by: oakranger on February 13, 2008, 11:29:02 AM
LOL
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Post by: oakranger on February 13, 2008, 01:11:20 PM
the sheep is the spy.  we have assign a few to assisnate the Axis CO too.
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Post by: captain1ma on February 13, 2008, 02:25:50 PM
Lulu is not a spy!!!! How Dare YOU!!!
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Post by: Chapel on February 13, 2008, 02:40:21 PM
I blame the Avengers. If you want to flog Lutrel, feel free. He's always getting drunk and giving out intel.
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Post by: republic on February 13, 2008, 03:02:44 PM
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Originally posted by captain1ma
Lulu is not a spy!!!! How Dare YOU!!!


How do you know Lulu!?  WHat have you done with her!?!?

I want answers man!
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Post by: Odee on February 13, 2008, 04:28:27 PM
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Originally posted by republic
How do you know Lulu!?  WHat have you done with her!?!?

I want answers man!
You're confusing her with Lilu... silly hun field shepherd.:p
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Post by: lutrel on February 13, 2008, 05:03:20 PM
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Originally posted by Chapel
I blame the Avengers. If you want to flog Lutrel, feel free. He's always getting drunk and giving out intel.



Whisper sweet nothings in just one fat British chicks ear and they label ya a spy!
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Post by: Larry on February 14, 2008, 07:59:21 PM
30mins till mission and only 5 rooks on.:(
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Post by: Trukk on February 14, 2008, 08:25:10 PM
At the risk of sounding cynical, trying to intercept jets in a prop is pretty much a waste of time.
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Post by: lutrel on February 14, 2008, 09:40:08 PM
Trukk, we did lose some jet bombers; fast as they may be, we have to maintain a medium cruise speed for formation flying.  You missed some good bomber intercepts, we had fun.  
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Post by: heythere on February 14, 2008, 11:09:04 PM
there were some successful intercepts and unlike the missions done by the opposing team the axis announced the exact target and our planes came down to weeds and fought.  it was fun but a pity more of the opposing players didn't participate.
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Post by: Larry on February 14, 2008, 11:11:50 PM
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Originally posted by Trukk
At the risk of sounding cynical, trying to intercept jets in a prop is pretty much a waste of time.



No need to intecept. We gave out target around 30miles from away. Was more then enough time to get up to alt. BTW Ar234s only go 400mph at full burn at 20k. The P51 does 425 so I think it isnt a waste of time. I couldnt be harder then tryng to climb to 25-30k B17s when they are 5miles from target. That is if you can see them on dar.
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Post by: soda72 on February 14, 2008, 11:18:31 PM
5 rooks on

Looks like the rooks were making up for Valentines day...
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Post by: XAKL on February 14, 2008, 11:27:48 PM
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Originally posted by heythere
 it was fun but a pity more of the opposing players didn't participate.


I can't speak for all the Allies but I figured the major TatterNuts of JG54 Storch, Truekill, and Jaeger, would be more happy if you played with yourselves.......and your comfort sheeps.



MUGARUN, MUGA THIS, MUGA THAT, MUGA SPIT TOO HIGH, MUGA GANGED, MUGA KILLED ME AND I'M A SORE LOSER, MUGA WHATEVER!!!!

MUGADAI of the MUNGADAI WARRIORS
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Post by: Larry on February 14, 2008, 11:53:41 PM
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Originally posted by XAKL
:cry


:rolleyes:
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Post by: oakranger on February 15, 2008, 12:51:27 AM
LOL
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Post by: Larry on February 15, 2008, 01:20:20 AM
Mugadai my offer still stands if you wanna goto the DA. Maybe then youll stop whining on the BBS every night.


Or maybe then you can learn a new tactic other then drop in from 5k higher overshoot run to your ack zoom back up rense and repeat.

Yes you did kill me a few times while I was fighting someone else but like I said in the arena "A retarded monkey can get pick kills in a spit".
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Post by: heythere on February 15, 2008, 06:25:35 AM
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Originally posted by XAKL
I can't speak for all the Allies but I figured the major TatterNuts of JG54

MUGADAI of the MUNGADAI WARRIORS
that's funny right there.  thanks for the AM chuckle.
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Post by: Tango on February 15, 2008, 06:46:15 AM
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Originally posted by Larry
No need to intecept. We gave out target around 30miles from away. Was more then enough time to get up to alt. BTW Ar234s only go 400mph at full burn at 20k. The P51 does 425 so I think it isnt a waste of time. I couldnt be harder then tryng to climb to 25-30k B17s when they are 5miles from target. That is if you can see them on dar.


How much faster is a 262 than a 51 at that alt?

Try doing that same raid with Ju88s and 109/190s next time.
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Post by: captain1ma on February 15, 2008, 07:44:06 AM
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Originally posted by XAKL
I can't speak for all the Allies but I figured the major TatterNuts of JG54 Storch, Truekill, and Jaeger, would be more happy if you played with yourselves.......and your comfort sheeps.



MUGARUN, MUGA THIS, MUGA THAT, MUGA SPIT TOO HIGH, MUGA GANGED, MUGA KILLED ME AND I'M A SORE LOSER, MUGA WHATEVER!!!!

MUGADAI of the MUNGADAI WARRIORS


tatternuts??? what the heck is that??? im a tatternut?? wow i cant even kill anything and im being called a tatternut!! i dont know if i should be happy or insulted!!

I think ill be happy, there are enough malcontents around here, why add to the population!!

Hey Mug, have a nice day. im sorry you're feeling so badly. i hope things get better for you. a nice hot cup of tea would probably help.

just relax and take a deep breathe, life is too short. if that dont work, try a vallium.  :) :)
Title: Allied Spy!
Post by: Larry on February 15, 2008, 12:34:58 PM
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Originally posted by Tango
How much faster is a 262 than a 51 at that alt?

Try doing that same raid with Ju88s and 109/190s next time.



So Why are you worryed about the fighters at that alt? When going after a bomber raid I aways go after the bombers. As a matter of fact the only pony that came to fight us outran our bombers and fighters untill he atarted turning and burning his E.


It wound never fly in a Ju88 raid when the allies have spits and tempests.
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Post by: Redlegs on February 15, 2008, 01:17:44 PM
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Originally posted by Larry
So Why are you worryed about the fighters at that alt? When going after a bomber raid I aways go after the bombers. As a matter of fact the only pony that came to fight us outran our bombers and fighters untill he atarted turning and burning his E.


It wound never fly in a Ju88 raid when the allies have spits and tempests.


:)  I was up there for the bombers. If only I had brought typhoon, and other Allies would've listened to me about bomber raid coming to a9. :(

Btw... How many 234s did I get. I only got credit for 1 kill, but I know I got oil on some more and oil for both engines on a couple 234s.
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Post by: republic on February 15, 2008, 01:39:03 PM
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Originally posted by Redlegs
:)  I was up there for the bombers. If only I had brought typhoon, and other Allies would've listened to me about bomber raid coming to a9. :(

Btw... How many 234s did I get. I only got credit for 1 kill, but I know I got oil on some more and oil for both engines on a couple 234s.


Redlegs I know you got more than we would have liked.  :)


Amazing that Redlegs, a lone P51 was able to take down a few 234s, the 262 is uber isn't it?  I mean, the very presence of a 262 should have caused his P51 to burst into flames.  I mean, from the talk here he should have just stayed on the runway and ran to the forums to complain...

Reality Check...

A 262 is probably THE WORST fighter to take on a bomber defense mission.  We did it for fun, never seen so many 262's.  If people had attempted like Redlegs, we probably wouldn't have even made it to the target area.

262 can't turn at speed, it can't accelerate for crap.  It hemorrhages E like an overprivaledged kid in a rave.  It's easy prey to a skilled 51 pilot, and even more so a somewhat skilled Tempest pilot.  On top of all of that, 90% of the axis pilots (including myself) have no idea how to use a 262 effectively.

The whines in here are beginning to remind me of my 6 month old...  I'm afraid I don't have enough pacifiers for all of you...
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Post by: Redlegs on February 15, 2008, 01:46:04 PM
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Originally posted by republic
Amazing that Redlegs, a lone P51 was able to take down a few 234s, the 262 is uber isn't it?


And Im not even good at this game!!!  :noid
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Post by: Larry on February 15, 2008, 02:03:53 PM
You got a few smoking, but I dont know how many were put out of action from that. I do know that those people that are crying about us useing are jets wernt even there. redlegs came in at 30k and out ran our fighters who were 20-25k and did get to our bombers. If there were more of them that acted instead of whined we would have lost alot more bombers. The ONLY reqason we had so many Me262s is because when we lifted there were only about 10 enemy on. The original mission called for only four Me262s and the other escorts 109Ks and 190Ds. We only decided to take all jets a few minutes before we rolled just to have more fun.


For tango, a Me109/Ju88 raid when the enemy has heavy cannon plane is just suicide. We have had them in the past and most of the bombers were killed before they even reached the target because one pass would kill two or three bombers.
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Post by: Oldman731 on February 15, 2008, 02:54:08 PM
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Originally posted by republic
262 can't turn at speed, it can't accelerate for crap.  It hemorrhages E like an overprivaledged kid in a rave.  It's easy prey to a skilled 51 pilot, and even more so a somewhat skilled Tempest pilot.  On top of all of that, 90% of the axis pilots (including myself) have no idea how to use a 262 effectively.

See if you can get your man Truekill to demonstrate how to stallfight a 262.  I've seen him do it - quite successfully, I might add.

- oldman
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Post by: republic on February 15, 2008, 02:56:00 PM
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Originally posted by Oldman731
See if you can get your man Truekill to demonstrate how to stallfight a 262.  I've seen him do it - quite successfully, I might add.

- oldman


Most of my squaddies can do things in planes that are outright supernatural.  I'm more at the shallower end of the flying gene pool.  Dats why I makem da movies...so they don't kick me to the curb like yesterday's sheep.  :)

:rofl
Title: redlegs
Post by: captain1ma on February 15, 2008, 03:34:07 PM
isnt there still a bounty on redlegs, 500 sheep i believe......
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Post by: Redlegs on February 15, 2008, 04:17:09 PM
Well than a lot of people got sheep. :lol
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Post by: whiteman on February 15, 2008, 05:33:19 PM
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Originally posted by heythere
was fun but a pity more of the opposing players didn't participate.


Valentines days, you expected to much from us. There's a whole world outside of this game with real things to do.
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Post by: Larry on February 15, 2008, 05:37:11 PM
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Originally posted by whiteman
There's a whole world outside of this game with real things to do.



LIES ALL LIES!
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Post by: XAKL on February 15, 2008, 05:55:27 PM
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Originally posted by Larry
Mugadai my offer still stands if you wanna goto the DA. Maybe then youll stop whining on the BBS every night.
Or maybe then you can learn a new tactic other then drop in from 5k higher overshoot run to your ack zoom back up rense and repeat.
Yes you did kill me a few times while I was fighting someone else but like I said in the arena "A retarded monkey can get pick kills in a spit".


Hey Tatertard, the War is over but I'll reply to your idiotness.  And I don't know why you and your retard squad can't understand it the first time.  Rule #1- Alt is your friend, ask any fighter pilot in any era except the Taternuts 54.  Do me a favor keep low so I can stay 5k above and bnz u all day.

Rule #2- Keep your speed, you and your 109K would like for me to slow down.  I just like to stay faster so i can climb and rope dope you all night.  The funny thing is that you keep on getting doped all night!!  You'd think you'd learn the first time

I usually fly alone.  I don't have 3 or more guys hovering around to cover my 6.  

You think you're so good? You wanna DA so be it!  I'll take my spit and you take FW-190 no HO no Snap shot, shoot from 6 only,  co alt 5K you name the time best out of 3.  5min round  Lets see who is going to run for 5min

I didn't think you'd mind whining because I thought that's the only way you The Taterkrauts know how to communicate!!


MUGADAI of the MUNGADAI WARRIORS
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Post by: republic on February 15, 2008, 06:49:02 PM
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Originally posted by XAKL
I don't know why you and your retard squad can't understand it the first time.


That's just rude Mugadies.  I don't see any JG54 commenting about your mental prowess...or rather...lack thereof.

I'm going to go now and rethink my life.  Mugadead thinks ill of my squad...  Life seems  cheap and shallow...
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Post by: Odee on February 15, 2008, 07:11:08 PM
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Originally posted by republic
That's just rude Mugadies.  I don't see any JG54 commenting about your mental prowess...or rather...lack thereof.

I'm going to go now and rethink my life.  Mugadead thinks ill of my squad...  Life seems  cheap and shallow...
Did somebody say, Mental Powers?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Maj_Spotter/MindCrush.jpg) :O

:noid
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Post by: Larry on February 15, 2008, 07:14:13 PM
How about a "duel" you know what that is? Its same plane and loadout.


Me and my 109K? I think I was flying my 110 90% of the times we "fought". You in your spit14 would be over your base climbing as fast as you can to get enough alt to run from me when you mess up. You would then come after me when I turned away to get out of your ack or went to fight someone else. Roped? I dont think so. I did flat stall it a few times and thats why you got shots on me because it takes some time to get out of it. Other then that you were running away.



BTW calling people retards and krauts can get you into trouble on these boards. I jsut wanted to warn you so it doesnt happen again. But if you do want to have a duel then like I said "any day of the week".
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Post by: Oldman731 on February 15, 2008, 07:53:15 PM
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Originally posted by Larry
BTW calling people retards and krauts can get you into trouble on these boards. I jsut wanted to warn you so it doesnt happen again. But if you do want to have a duel then like I said "any day of the week".

Um, unless I miss my guess, he's copying Jaeger's Axis broadcast sort of thing.

So, probably not a serious post.

- oldman
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Post by: Larry on February 15, 2008, 08:52:11 PM
No hes not. Hes really got his panties in a bunch about JG54.
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Post by: XAKL on February 16, 2008, 12:28:52 AM
I don't know Larry, you sound like you're not upto the challenge.  First, you spout how great you are, challenging me to a duel, I accept and I set the rules, now you're dancing like Ginger Rogers (I never thought she was that good).  There's nothing you can teach me about ACM that i already do not know.  You'll see things your way and I mine.  I pull away to get some speed and the nutzo accuses of me running.  I rope dope Storch for the 3rd time and then after he is blown away, he blabbers about me running.  I turn around to help BLBird, you and N72 were ganging him.  Hey! did you get that? You and N72 were ganging!! I rope dope you, take a shot, got some flashes on your 110, I turn rope dope N72 take out 2/3 of his wing, turned around to finish u off but i get an assist, BLBird got you, N72 crashes into a shed I get my second kill.  

You guys were coming in several waves.  There wasn't a single time where we had the upper hand, we had to create it.  We were either outnumbered or too low.  We did pretty well.  You know how I know we did well??  The 3 taternutzo's couldn't stand it!!! The way you 3 nutzo's rambling over the 200  was comical.  Ya, you guys are pretty predictable, disturbing, but predictable.  

Hey tatertard do me a favor, go and play with yourself.  Go ahead and duel with every one of your multiple personality, Sybil.  Keep your eyes up because I'll always come from the Sun.  And try.... try ...... to keep calm and civil when you're using 200, that's all.  

MUGADAI of the MUNGADAI WARRIORS
Title: Allied Spy!
Post by: Larry on February 16, 2008, 09:09:42 AM
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Originally posted by XAKL
I don't know Larry, you sound like you're not upto the challenge.  First, you spout how great you are, challenging me to a duel, I accept and I set the rules, now you're dancing like Ginger Rogers (I never thought she was that good).  There's nothing you can teach me about ACM that i already do not know.  You'll see things your way and I mine.  I pull away to get some speed and the nutzo accuses of me running.  I rope dope Storch for the 3rd time and then after he is blown away, he blabbers about me running.  I turn around to help BLBird, you and N72 were ganging him.  Hey! did you get that? You and N72 were ganging!! I rope dope you, take a shot, got some flashes on your 110, I turn rope dope N72 take out 2/3 of his wing, turned around to finish u off but i get an assist, BLBird got you, N72 crashes into a shed I get my second kill.  

You guys were coming in several waves.  There wasn't a single time where we had the upper hand, we had to create it.  We were either outnumbered or too low.  We did pretty well.  You know how I know we did well??  The 3 taternutzo's couldn't stand it!!! The way you 3 nutzo's rambling over the 200  was comical.  Ya, you guys are pretty predictable, disturbing, but predictable.  

Hey tatertard do me a favor, go and play with yourself.  Go ahead and duel with every one of your multiple personality, Sybil.  Keep your eyes up because I'll always come from the Sun.  And try.... try ...... to keep calm and civil when you're using 200, that's all.  

MUGADAI of the MUNGADAI WARRIORS





:rofl  Wow what a story.


BTW I did challange you to a duel, but what you wanted isnt a duel.
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Post by: republic on February 16, 2008, 01:45:32 PM
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Originally posted by XAKL
go and play with yourself.


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Originally posted by XAKL
I don't know why you and your retard squad can't understand it the first time.


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Originally posted by XAKL
And try.... try ...... to keep calm and civil when you're using 200, that's all.


Hello pot, I'm kettle.  Your black.