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Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: SEraider on February 14, 2008, 05:22:10 PM
$250 for flowers and dinner and you would think you get the day off of wife-ack. Guess not!  See you guys tomorrow.

<> to all of you that have to go through this every year.  You are all heros in my book.:p :p :p
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: eh on February 14, 2008, 10:02:42 PM
What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: B@tfinkV on February 14, 2008, 10:41:21 PM
LOL  eh
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: sunfan1121 on February 14, 2008, 11:35:21 PM
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Originally posted by eh
What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?


Do they have valentines day in Canada?
:noid
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: SEraider on February 14, 2008, 11:54:26 PM
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Originally posted by eh
What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: SEraider on February 14, 2008, 11:55:24 PM
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Originally posted by eh
What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?


Good point.
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: trax1 on February 15, 2008, 12:07:58 AM
I know what you mean, the chick I'm stalking had me bumped back to 500ft:(
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: texasmom on February 15, 2008, 09:01:49 AM
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Originally posted by eh
What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?

:lol
Title: Re: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: wooly15 on February 15, 2008, 09:48:45 AM
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Originally posted by SEraider
$250 for flowers and dinner and you would think you get the day off of wife-ack. Guess not!  See you guys tomorrow.

<> to all of you that have to go through this every year.  You are all heros in my book.:p :p :p


No no no, you're doing it all wrong...all that stuff just gets you F.S.T.(Forced Snuggle Time).  You have to do the opposite...get her something like a $20 dustbuster or a swiffer mop, then she's pissed, wont want to talk to you or be around you and that my friend = less money spent and more importantly, AH time....badda bing, badda boom!
Title: Re: Re: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: SEraider on February 15, 2008, 10:25:09 AM
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Originally posted by wooly15
No no no, you're doing it all wrong...all that stuff just gets you F.S.T.(Forced Snuggle Time).  You have to do the opposite...get her something like a $20 dustbuster or a swiffer mop, then she's pissed, wont want to talk to you or be around you and that my friend = less money spent and more importantly, AH time....badda bing, badda boom!


Genius! Absolute Genius! :D
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: kilz on February 15, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
this is why i am still single dont have to worry about this chit
Title: Re: Re: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Scca on February 15, 2008, 11:07:32 AM
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Originally posted by wooly15
No no no, you're doing it all wrong...all that stuff just gets you F.S.T.(Forced Snuggle Time).  You have to do the opposite...get her something like a $20 dustbuster or a swiffer mop, then she's pissed, wont want to talk to you or be around you and that my friend = less money spent and more importantly, AH time....badda bing, badda boom!
Sounds like a man headed for a divorce..  :lol :lol

But at least you get more flight time.  Trouble is, AH will cost when you figure in child support.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: BaldEagl on February 15, 2008, 11:16:19 AM
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Originally posted by Scca
Sounds like a man headed for a divorce..  :lol :lol

But at least you get more flight time.  


I can attest to that.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: wooly15 on February 15, 2008, 11:45:34 AM
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Originally posted by Scca
Sounds like a man headed for a divorce..  :lol :lol

But at least you get more flight time.  Trouble is, AH will cost when you figure in child support.


There are always escape routes for self preservation.  For example (the dustbuster play dumb method)

Me: "Honey, I heard you say you needed one, I'm really sorry.  I am so horrible at gift giving." *look sad and give a hug*
Her: "It's ok, you tried."

Result:  You may seem like a dumba** , but she thinks you just didn't know better and you might get sympathy game time or you know what time.  win/win.  :D
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Curval on February 15, 2008, 11:48:08 AM
A great toast (shamelessly stolen from Master and Commander)

"To wives and sweethearts!!!.......may they never meet."
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: SEraider on February 15, 2008, 11:50:24 AM
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Originally posted by Curval
A great toast (shamelessly stolen from Master and Commander)

"To wives and sweethearts!!!.......may they never meet."


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: KayBayRay on February 15, 2008, 04:20:13 PM
Man Raider, you need to figure some things out bro.

I am married and have 6 girls. Yeah, 6.. the dog and cat are female too.

So here is what I have learned....

First off, forget about the dozen long stems.. any foo can do that. The expensive night out... yeah that gets you nowhere man.

Here is the trick.

First off you got to start off on the right foot. You see long ago way back when Jesus was a Corporal before I got married I set it up. I gave my girlfriends any color roses but red and told them only the First and Last love of my life get the red ones.

Then as time goes by I just grab a single red one every now and then on the way home and give it to the Wife. I also give my daughters a single rose on their Birthdays. Then on V-Day I give her my single red rose, a bit of chocolot, some fuzzy stuffed critter and spend the evening watching Chick Flicks with all my girls. Then make some special plans with the wife for the weekend when the kids are all over at their friends places.

Then you are set for at least a month man.

Man I am tellin you, you got to get it right.

Friday and Saturday nights are my online nights. My wife brings me beers, snacks, my supper and anything else I want while I am online playing games like AHII with you mugs.

V-Day for me this year with 6 girls and my wife < $50 and we got some PLANS for this weekend too.... man it just keeps gettin better and better bro..... just got to do it right man.

Later,
KayBay
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Scotch on February 16, 2008, 01:05:54 AM
vday = my birthday

Apparently I finished out last night dancing with a half naked Indian dude dressed up like cupid, and pole dancing.

****!!
alcohol sucks!
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: EagleEyes on February 16, 2008, 01:10:51 AM
But think of it like this...


Intercom... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA)
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Scca on February 16, 2008, 06:39:53 AM
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Originally posted by EagleEyes
But think of it like this...


Intercom... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA)
That is the best commercial EVER!!
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Allen Rune on February 16, 2008, 08:38:50 AM
Quick, someone call Skuzzy and have him slap an anti-wife program on this thread!
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: SEraider on February 16, 2008, 05:16:12 PM
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Originally posted by KayBayRay
Man Raider, you need to figure some things out bro.

I am married and have 6 girls. Yeah, 6.. the dog and cat are female too.

So here is what I have learned....

First off, forget about the dozen long stems.. any foo can do that. The expensive night out... yeah that gets you nowhere man.

Here is the trick.

First off you got to start off on the right foot. You see long ago way back when Jesus was a Corporal before I got married I set it up. I gave my girlfriends any color roses but red and told them only the First and Last love of my life get the red ones.

Then as time goes by I just grab a single red one every now and then on the way home and give it to the Wife. I also give my daughters a single rose on their Birthdays. Then on V-Day I give her my single red rose, a bit of chocolot, some fuzzy stuffed critter and spend the evening watching Chick Flicks with all my girls. Then make some special plans with the wife for the weekend when the kids are all over at their friends places.

Then you are set for at least a month man.

Man I am tellin you, you got to get it right.

Friday and Saturday nights are my online nights. My wife brings me beers, snacks, my supper and anything else I want while I am online playing games like AHII with you mugs.

V-Day for me this year with 6 girls and my wife < $50 and we got some PLANS for this weekend too.... man it just keeps gettin better and better bro..... just got to do it right man.

Later,
KayBay


I'll try it man!

LOL, why do I have a feeling this information is enough for you to be on a late nigh infomercial?

"How to spend little and go a long way with your wife!":aok
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: texasmom on February 16, 2008, 05:24:18 PM
Crap ~ 6 girls? Wow.
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Meatwad on February 16, 2008, 09:04:31 PM
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Originally posted by Scotch
vday = my birthday

Apparently I finished out last night dancing with a half naked Indian dude dressed up like cupid, and pole dancing.

****!!
alcohol sucks!


No wonder your name is scotch :rofl
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: angelsandair on February 16, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
check out this funny valentines video...

Valentines day (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JNJEZes-ooA)
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Allen Rune on February 16, 2008, 11:20:33 PM
man i hate those kined of sick twisted toon shows they're not funny just increadibly gross first time i saw a show like that i screamed at the tv WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?   :furious

no offence to you angelsandair just to the idiot that made that crap
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Meatwad on February 16, 2008, 11:25:20 PM
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Originally posted by Allen Rune
man i hate those kined of sick twisted toon shows they're not funny just increadibly gross first time i saw a show like that i screamed at the tv WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?   :furious

no offence to you angelsandair just to the idiot that made that crap


You would really not want to watch Elfen Lied then
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: Allen Rune on February 16, 2008, 11:28:41 PM
Thanks for the tip.
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: angelsandair on February 17, 2008, 12:40:47 AM
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Originally posted by Allen Rune
Thanks for the tip.



Oh cmon........... I think its freaking hilarious....... Dude thats not even the messed up part of that show.........
:rofl :rofl :rofl  
I nearly crapped myself when i saw that...
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: trax1 on February 17, 2008, 12:49:35 AM
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Originally posted by angelsandair
check out this funny valentines video...

Valentines day (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JNJEZes-ooA)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: SEraider on February 17, 2008, 10:27:37 AM
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Originally posted by angelsandair
check out this funny valentines video...

Valentines day (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JNJEZes-ooA)


Definately made by men! Funny stuff.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Valantines Day Blues
Post by: angelsandair on February 17, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
and people were telling me it was stupid, i love it....

:rofl :rofl