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Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: rpm on February 18, 2008, 01:19:17 AM

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode!
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Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: Scherf on February 18, 2008, 01:37:46 AM

"Six years of college, down the drain."

Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: Holden McGroin on February 18, 2008, 01:50:14 AM

Note for Chairboy:

At the end of the movie, the future Senator Blutarski drives down US Hwy 58 (Willamette Pass Hwy) headed towards Eugene OR, past Dexter Reservior.

Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: rpm on February 18, 2008, 02:26:16 AM

Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f'ed up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?

Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.

Flounder: Will that work?

Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.

D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me...

Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: DiabloTX on February 18, 2008, 02:41:56 AM

See if you can guess what I am now.[/b]


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I'm a zit. Get it? [/b]

Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: rpm on February 18, 2008, 02:43:37 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Scherf
"Seven years of college, down the drain."

Fixed.

May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
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Post by: Airscrew on February 18, 2008, 09:14:44 AM

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Post by: Chairboy on February 22, 2008, 10:10:18 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Note for Chairboy:

At the end of the movie, the future Senator Blutarski drives down US Hwy 58 (Willamette Pass Hwy) headed towards Eugene OR, past Dexter Reservior.

Very nice, never knew that.  My father in-law was part of the crowd scene in Cottage Grove where they did the parade, and the place where the frat house used to be (at U of O) is well known locally too.

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Post by: JB88 on February 22, 2008, 11:37:22 PM

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Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: Scherf on February 23, 2008, 04:32:32 AM

Quote

Originally posted by rpm
Fixed.

May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
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Cheers.

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

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Post by: RTHolmes on February 23, 2008, 09:20:01 AM

doublesecretprobation! :lol

and calling him Dean Martin is one of cinemas greatest jokes :aok

Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: DadRabit on February 23, 2008, 09:34:35 AM

"Over.....?  Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Habor?"

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Post by: RTHolmes on February 23, 2008, 09:40:14 AM

:rofl

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Post by: Holden McGroin on February 23, 2008, 10:13:29 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Chairboy
... the place where the frat house used to be (at U of O) is well known locally too.

It's a pretty nice parking lot now IIRC

Title: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Post by: Blooz on February 23, 2008, 10:42:29 AM

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

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Post by: DYNAMITE on February 23, 2008, 11:56:45 AM

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Ramming SPEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!