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Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: ZetaNine on February 20, 2008, 09:55:14 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) - A defense official says a missile launched from a Navy ship in the Pacific hit the U.S. spy satellite it was targeting 130 miles above Earth's surface. Full details are not yet available.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: toastman on February 20, 2008, 10:31:33 PM
maby thats what they want us to think!:noid :noid
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: wooly15 on February 20, 2008, 10:38:53 PM
Woo HOO! that's my old ship.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: rpm on February 20, 2008, 10:52:36 PM
He shoots, he SCORES!!!!!!!!!
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Halo on February 20, 2008, 11:00:27 PM
Nice shot!  Next launch will be a Dyson to suck up tardy reentry debris.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: SIG220 on February 20, 2008, 11:11:33 PM
But what was REALLY on this new technology super secret $ 1.5 Billion dollar Spy Satellite that the government wanted to cover up so badly???

They said that the fuel on board could have contaminated an area the size of two football fields.   If that was all there was to it, then why was there this big fuss??

Seems to me that there is really much more to this story.

Besides the fact that $1.5 Billion in Taxpayer's money just went up in smoke.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Russian on February 20, 2008, 11:19:03 PM
I heard from someone that lately, mil satellites were having big problems....two years back most expensive-ever satellites displayed unintentional wonderful firework show. This is probably an older brother of the one that never made it into space...
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Wolfala on February 20, 2008, 11:49:09 PM
Guys,

1000 lbs of hydrazine is bad stuff, but not as bad as they are trying to make it out to be. Its a simple cover to blow the thing up so the Russians or Chinese can't salvage anything useful from it.

Makes sense - its nothing new.
Title: Re: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Arlo on February 20, 2008, 11:52:11 PM
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Originally posted by ZetaNine
WASHINGTON (AP) - A defense official says a missile launched from a Navy ship in the Pacific hit the U.S. spy satellite it was targeting 130 miles above Earth's surface. Full details are not yet available.


Oh man ... heads will roll! ;)
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Chairboy on February 20, 2008, 11:52:34 PM
Poor Major Tom...
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: moot on February 21, 2008, 01:20:17 AM
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Originally posted by SIG220
$1.5 Billion in Taxpayer's money just went up in smoke.

If you mean the sat's pricetag, that was the case for a while already.  It was DOA.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: SIG220 on February 21, 2008, 05:11:56 AM
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Originally posted by Russian
I heard from someone that lately, mil satellites were having big problems....two years back most expensive-ever satellites displayed unintentional wonderful firework show. This is probably an older brother of the one that never made it into space...


No, this satellite is brand new.  The biggest and most expensive one in history.

It malfunctioned immediately after being launched into space.  

Most satellites are not the size of a school bus.  

Could it have secretly been a Star Wars Missile platform?
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: BBBB on February 21, 2008, 07:12:06 AM
Or maybe they want everyone to think is has been blown up :noid
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: SWrokit on February 21, 2008, 08:31:06 AM
Or maybe they just wanted to demonstrate our missle defense system is up and running :noid
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Chairboy on February 21, 2008, 08:33:12 AM
An F-15 shot down a satellite in the 1980s.  This was a great shot, but quite a bit easier than intercepting an incoming warhead.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Phaser11 on February 21, 2008, 08:54:12 AM
Well,
 It really was not a busted satellite, it was a mother ship from Beta Epsilon 5. They are coming to take are women! Thank god the navy was there to stop them.

The real reason the satellite was shot down;
1 It had secret stuff on it.
2 It had really bad rocket fuel on it (ask any F-16 Crew Dawg)
3 Some time you have to shoot your gun to see if you “can” shoot it.
4 Pres Bush wanted to scare the Iranians.
5 VP Cheney was aiming for a quail and missed.
6 Hillary was aiming for Slick Willy and missed.
7 Obama was shooting for the stars and just hit low.
8 It was not a missile from the Navy, It was a Chuck Norris round house kick.
9 McCain was fighting the terrorists.
10 It was Phaser aiming at the TV satellite that has the election stuff on it and missed (Crap).
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Chairboy on February 21, 2008, 08:59:07 AM
Here's a video of the Pentagon briefing & the intercept itself:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=71c_1203596547
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Nilsen on February 21, 2008, 09:01:29 AM
Satellites are humbug anyway.. like someone really can get something that big into orbit over something that is flat.

What will they think of next
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: ZetaNine on February 21, 2008, 09:15:11 AM
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Originally posted by BBBB
Or maybe they want everyone to think is has been blown up :noid


 


...or so the German's would have us believe.......

(http://www.saturday-night-live.com/images/weekendupdate/macdonald.gif)
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: ZetaNine on February 21, 2008, 09:21:09 AM
pressy and video


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=71c_1203596547&p=1
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Chairboy on February 21, 2008, 09:56:33 AM
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Originally posted by ZetaNine
pressy and video
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=71c_1203596547&p=1
Deja deja deja

vu vu vu
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: FrodeMk3 on February 21, 2008, 09:58:09 AM
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Guys,

1000 lbs of hydrazine is bad stuff, but not as bad as they are trying to make it out to be. Its a simple cover to blow the thing up so the Russians or Chinese can't salvage anything useful from it.

Makes sense - its nothing new.


I was kinda thinking that it would ignite and incinerate the Sat on re-entry. Hydrazine is flammable, after all.

The Sat was most likely blown away for another reason.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: JBA on February 21, 2008, 10:00:51 AM
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Originally posted by SIG220
Could it have secretly been a Star Wars Missile platform?
I would hope so. I hope our SUCESSFULL MISSILE DEFENSE test scares the poo out of the chicoms the Russians and the Iranians .:aok  Way to US military you've don it .:D
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Chairboy on February 21, 2008, 10:12:51 AM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Satellites are humbug anyway.. like someone really can get something that big into orbit over something that is flat.

What will they think of next
It's not 'orbit' in the sense that the zionist schools would fool your children into believing, the rockets obviously punch through the Cloth Of Ages that hangs above the world like a harpoon, and the surveillance/chemtrail satellites simple hang from the ceiling by their hooks.

Occasionally, the godfire on the other side of the veil melts the forged steel of the harpoons, causing the satellites or spacecraft to fall uncontrollably towards the ground.  That's what happened here, and the US Government was bound by treaty obligations with the Crystal Men inhabiting the center of the earth to destroy the satellite before it hit the ground.  The Crystal Men have always feared infection by a godfire touched harpoon, you see.
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Phaser11 on February 21, 2008, 10:36:13 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
It's not 'orbit' in the sense that the zionist schools would fool your children into believing, the rockets obviously punch through the Cloth Of Ages that hangs above the world like a harpoon, and the surveillance/chemtrail satellites simple hang from the ceiling by their hooks.

Occasionally, the godfire on the other side of the veil melts the forged steel of the harpoons, causing the satellites or spacecraft to fall uncontrollably towards the ground.  That's what happened here, and the US Government was bound by treaty obligations with the Crystal Men inhabiting the center of the earth to destroy the satellite before it hit the ground.  The Crystal Men have always feared infection by a godfire touched harpoon, you see.


OMG! You're one of us. Are you from the 1st or 2nd deviance?
Title: Official Says Missile Hit Satellite
Post by: Russian on February 21, 2008, 10:56:52 AM
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Originally posted by SIG220
No, this satellite is brand new.  The biggest and most expensive one in history.

It malfunctioned immediately after being launched into space.  

Most satellites are not the size of a school bus.  

Could it have secretly been a Star Wars Missile platform?


Re-read my message again.