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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Papabear on February 23, 2008, 06:03:37 PM
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This was in the police docket of our local paper on 02-22-2008.
(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/complaint.jpg)
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A man says to his wife of 30 years,"Honey why don't we swap positions tonight?"
She says "Ok, you stand at the sink in the kitchen, and I'll sit on the sofa and fart."
I'm sorry. I am a sack of pure evil.
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Originally posted by Papabear
This was in the police docket of our local paper on 02-22-2008.
(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/complaint.jpg)
Easiest way to put an end to that is to marry her
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Easiest way to put an end to that is to marry her
:rofl
Oddly enough, scientists have discovered a food that actually reduces a womans' sex drive by up to 95%
It's called:
Wedding cake!
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Originally posted by Papabear
This was in the police docket of our local paper on 02-22-2008.
(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/complaint.jpg)
you should send that into Leno, I'm sure it would make it on.