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Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: wrag on February 29, 2008, 05:28:52 PM: Nows your chance????

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333808,00.html

Think I'll pass............

But perhaps some of you would care to ummmm....................

Could be expensive................
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: Airscrew on February 29, 2008, 05:34:56 PM: I think I can scrap up a couple of dollars. How bout we all pool our money together and then invite her to the Con...
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: Regular on February 29, 2008, 05:59:13 PM: The things I would do to that. I would take her out to eat at Red Lobster.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: Yeager on February 29, 2008, 07:45:34 PM: I really enjoyed her performance in Lost in Translation. Good looking gal far as I'm concerned.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: DiabloTX on February 29, 2008, 07:46:33 PM: Too bad she couldn't land that role in "The Brown Bunny".
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: LePaul on February 29, 2008, 07:47:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airscrew
I think I can scrap up a couple of dollars. How bout we all pool our money together and then invite her to the Con...

Ha, boy you know how to show a girl a good time
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: texasmom on February 29, 2008, 08:18:42 PM: I'm surprised 88 didn't show up yet.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: DiabloTX on February 29, 2008, 08:46:28 PM: Don't worry, he's like a fungus that doesn't react to any type of spray when it comes to Miss S. J.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: Airscrew on February 29, 2008, 08:55:38 PM: :lol
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: Halo on February 29, 2008, 09:21:39 PM: Well, she's okay, but honestly, a lot of these stars you wouldn't look twice at if you saw them walking down the street in regular clothes and no makeup.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: Wolfala on February 29, 2008, 09:45:31 PM: I'd take her paint balling. If she enjoys it and does not ***** out - then we'd see about upgrading to pizza.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: rpm on February 29, 2008, 10:51:29 PM: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: Airscrew on February 29, 2008, 11:01:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: DiabloTX on February 29, 2008, 11:08:31 PM: LAWLZ!!
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: JB88 on February 29, 2008, 11:39:26 PM: SCHWING!!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: JB88 on March 01, 2008, 03:19:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
SCHWING!!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

seriously.

omg.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: DiabloTX on March 01, 2008, 03:24:56 AM: Yeah, yeah...we got it the first time.

Seriously.

We did.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: rpm on March 01, 2008, 03:25:13 AM: Try breathing into a paper bag.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: DiabloTX on March 01, 2008, 03:26:48 AM: Seriously..

Mayo on a hotdog?

That's like tits on a bull.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: rpm on March 01, 2008, 03:34:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
Seriously..

Mayo on a hotdog?

That's like tits on a bull.
An abomination. The body recoils at such things and thus keeps you awake which was the whole point.

You won't fail a pee test with mayo on a hotdog.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: DiabloTX on March 01, 2008, 03:39:11 AM: True. And it was cheap, too!

Missing driving the big rigs at all? Miss the 'romance of the road' and the 'toothless wonders' of the truck stops? :D
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: rpm on March 01, 2008, 03:45:46 AM: I get "itchy feet" from time to time, but my day and age of trucking has passed. I came from the old school, pre computers and satellitle tracking times.

Good Lord man I drove a '67 Pete with a butterfly hood around Houston before 610 was completed when I was 15 with a daytime only hardship license. You try something like that today and you would be on the freaking Today Show. It was a helluva summer tho.

When I do get a strong urge I pull out the paycheck I never cashed from my owner-operator days, a 2 week truck owner's check for 68 cents. Fuel was under a buck a gallon back then.
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Post by: LePaul on March 01, 2008, 03:57:59 AM: Dang, rpm, now I wanna call you "Rubber Duck" and watch "Convoy" again :)
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: rpm on March 01, 2008, 04:01:30 AM: I disavow any knowledge of that film.

We were forced to watch the double feature of Convoy and Mr. Billion for 90 straight days during an ALPAT in the Coast Guard. It took years of therapy to stop the eye twitch.
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Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: JB88 on March 01, 2008, 04:52:54 AM: no really.

i'm serious.

i mean it.

alot.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: JB88 on March 01, 2008, 04:54:33 AM: what i mean to say is that scarlette is to me what spooky looking doe eyed anime babes are to meatwad.
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: rpm on March 01, 2008, 04:57:28 AM: Or Webster to Michael Jackson?
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: JB88 on March 01, 2008, 05:01:15 AM: :confused:

hmmmm...let me think on that and ...get ...back ...to ...y...

:huh
Title: Who wants to date Scarlett Johansson ?
Post by: DiabloTX on March 01, 2008, 05:42:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
Or Webster to Michael Jackson?

Ka-POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl :aok :D