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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: angelsandair on March 01, 2008, 09:07:07 PM
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Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
srsly why?
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because you touch yourself at night
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AHA! THATS IT!!!!! IT SEEMS SO OBVIOUS :rofl :rofl But i still wont stop :D
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the same reason people insist on passing along ancient chain mails.
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yep. another slow news day here in the o'club.
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And you forgot
"Why do people park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?"
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If con is the opposite of pro, isn't congress the opposite of progress?
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Originally posted by USRanger
If con is the opposite of pro, isn't congress the opposite of progress?
Isnt the answer to that obvious enough? LMAO
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
That one has always cracked me up. :rofl
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Originally posted by USRanger
If con is the opposite of pro, isn't congress the opposite of progress?
only if its a left wing congress like what we got
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Or... why is a cut and paste thread the best we have to respond to today...ZZZZZZZZZZ
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Originally posted by Rollins
Or... why is a cut and paste thread the best we have to respond to today...ZZZZZZZZZZ
you got anything better?
:confused:
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Originally posted by angelsandair
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Trust me... those two are not only found in amreeka.
The 10 and 8 has halways baffled me too. And if you substitute diet coke with bottled water you see it all the time here :D
Bottled water is well..
Take a look at Madonna or any of those celebs and you often see them with a bottle of water named VOSS. That is actually norwegian tap water sold at rediculous prices to dumb people.
:lol
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Originally posted by JB88
you got anything better?
:confused:
Not setting the standard too high, are we?
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Take a look at Madonna or any of those celebs and you often see them with a bottle of water named VOSS. That is actually norwegian tap water sold at rediculous prices to dumb people.
:lol
sure. but does it make me us feel glorious?
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Originally posted by Rollins
Not setting the standard too high, are we?
you are sitting on this bar too son.
hop to it.
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Tap water makes me feel less thirsty and is the cleanest water you get.
Bottled water makes me feel less thirsty and broke
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agreed.
but i have to say that i do enjoy a good vitamin water now and then.
makes sense to replenish. too birds one stone.
whether or not they actually do this or not is certainly open for discussion,
but they do leave that certain illusion.
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interesting note.
my grandmother was famous for making her own root beer.
thing was, when she moved the operation the water changed systems. so she had to take old milk jugs back to the old system to get the right tasting water or it wouldn't work.
one of my favorite stories.
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Originally posted by JB88
agreed.
but i have to say that i do enjoy a good vitamin water now and then.
makes sense to replenish. too birds one stone.
I just wash a vitamin tablet down with a glass of water.
If I don't eat correctly and actually need extra vitamins.