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Title: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 07, 2008, 03:02:04 PM
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)







First Question:

You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....



Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.


Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!





Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?





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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.


 





PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

 :)

Mac






Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: Major Biggles on March 07, 2008, 03:08:11 PM
lol, i got all of those  :D
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: Major Biggles on March 07, 2008, 03:09:15 PM
btw, what's the bonus question?
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 07, 2008, 03:13:42 PM
 :cool:


 :rofl
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 07, 2008, 04:24:12 PM
The math one kinda screwed me up....
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: Meatwad on March 07, 2008, 05:47:32 PM
I tried taking the test but the voices told me to release opossums into my neighbors swimming pool
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: texasmom on March 07, 2008, 07:41:12 PM
.
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: FiLtH on March 08, 2008, 12:30:22 AM
Only one I got right was Mary.
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: Jackal1 on March 08, 2008, 03:25:34 AM
I just want to know more about this Nono chick.


 ;)
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: john9001 on March 08, 2008, 09:05:09 AM
<raises hand> teacher, will this be a open book test?
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: midnight Target on March 08, 2008, 05:02:39 PM
Quote
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....



Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

1000+40+1000+30+1000+20+1000+10 = 4100???

Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: bj229r on March 08, 2008, 05:33:47 PM
1000+40+1000+30+1000+20+1000+10 = 4100???


Yah, thats where I'm at as well
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: SD67 on March 08, 2008, 05:57:08 PM
40+30+20+10=100
1000+1000+1000+1000=4000
easy
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: john9001 on March 08, 2008, 06:01:49 PM
add 1000 four times, get 4000, then add 40, 30, 20 ,10, thats 100, 4000 plus 100 is 4100.

i has no dementia.
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: TPIguy on March 08, 2008, 07:47:03 PM
This reminds me of that personality test I took in college. I failed that one too...
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: dmf on March 08, 2008, 07:59:20 PM
the numbers one is easy, just pay attention, that test isn't for dementia, its to see how much attention people pay to questions
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: SIG220 on March 09, 2008, 07:35:43 AM
____________________________


I missed every question???

What on earth can this mean???


(http://www.theherbaladvisor.com/Images/alzheimers.jpg)
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: dmf on March 09, 2008, 10:00:36 AM
It means your about to die of old age.
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: bj229r on March 09, 2008, 12:00:32 PM
ok damnit! SOMEbody splain this!:
Quote
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 What is the total?
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 09, 2008, 12:12:14 PM
ok damnit! SOMEbody splain this!:

Ok....

No child left behind...

 :D
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: bj229r on March 09, 2008, 12:19:31 PM
(http://chat.anncoulter.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/155.gif)
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: midnight Target on March 09, 2008, 12:28:40 PM
add 1000 four times, get 4000, then add 40, 30, 20 ,10, thats 100, 4000 plus 100 is 4100.

i has no dementia.

doh!
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: bj229r on March 09, 2008, 12:35:18 PM
OOOOkkkkk:
Quote
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
         1040?
Quote
Now add another 1000
               2040?
Quote
Now add 30
                 2070?
Quote
Add another 1000
               3070?
Quote
Now add 20
                   3090?
Quote
Now add another 1000
         4090?
Quote
Now add 10 What is the total?
5000?

I'm gonna have to call my kid at work, I see :huh
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 09, 2008, 02:46:10 PM
You were sooooo close...

U R TEH ROCK!

 :lol

Mac
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: bj229r on March 09, 2008, 02:47:56 PM
kid doesnt know either :lol now I dont feel so bad
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 09, 2008, 02:50:09 PM
We have a new Village in the making.

"I'll take "Addition" for $100 Alex."

 :rofl

Mac
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 09, 2008, 02:52:46 PM
kid doesnt know either :lol now I dont feel so bad

Quick call all yer neighbors....

 :rofl
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: dmf on March 09, 2008, 03:16:11 PM
OOOOkkkkk:         1040?               2040?                 2070?               3070?                   3090?         4090? 5000?

I'm gonna have to call my kid at work, I see :huh

OMG here, for those of you who ride the short bus, 4090 + 10 =4100 NOT 5000
easier


4090
  +10
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4100

no college degree required to add that up, just basic 3rd grade math
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: bj229r on March 09, 2008, 03:30:35 PM
#%##$#$%%$&%^&%$&%&WE$#$@#RR##%#$%@#$%@#$%#@%@#%#(http://chat.anncoulter.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/032.gif)
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: AWMac on March 09, 2008, 04:24:27 PM
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Noooo... please tell us you were just pullin our legs!!!!

 :rofl
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: bj229r on March 09, 2008, 06:22:25 PM
Lol, alas no :lol
(is REALLY more  like one of those "I Cant operate on him because he's my son" sort of things.....:D)
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: Vulcan on March 10, 2008, 09:41:28 PM
Looks like we finally found where gunman42 went :D
Title: Re: Test for Dementia
Post by: Ripsnort on March 10, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
Oiy, the only ones I got were the math one and the Mary one.  :huh :eek: