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Title: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: DiabloTX on March 08, 2008, 09:24:06 PM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)

This is a Corvette owned by a buddy of mine.  The woman just ran over him and stayed on the gas until the mini van couldn't go anymore.  My guess is she was trying to get to the liquor store before it closed.
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Chairboy on March 08, 2008, 09:35:20 PM
"No need to push, kids, there's plenty of liquor for everyone."
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Post by: trax1 on March 08, 2008, 09:38:21 PM
What do you mean I can't park here?
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Chairboy on March 08, 2008, 09:46:21 PM
Obviously a deleted scene from Pixar's movie Cars:
"Whoa!  Using the whole fist, doc?"
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: ddoug on March 08, 2008, 10:14:33 PM
Leave 'em alone, they're mating. And I get pick of the litter.
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Spikes on March 08, 2008, 11:18:14 PM
Corvette's are overrated anyway...
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: DrDea on March 08, 2008, 11:55:54 PM
 It was a warm day.The kind ya sweat bulletts.There I was heading for a bottle of Crown when my pager went off...Damn wife ack...I reach for the CRUNCH.
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: SD67 on March 09, 2008, 01:13:39 AM
Wedgie!!!
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Latrobe on March 09, 2008, 06:09:40 AM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)

This is a Corvette owned by a buddy of mine.  The woman just ran over him and stayed on the gas until the mini van couldn't go anymore.  My guess is she was trying to get to the liquor store before it closed.

PWNED!!!
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Arlo on March 09, 2008, 06:54:06 AM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)

This is a Corvette owned by a buddy of mine.  The woman just ran over him and stayed on the gas until the mini van couldn't go anymore.  My guess is she was trying to get to the liquor store before it closed.

Jack? We don't need no steenkin' jacks! Hold my beer.
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: JB88 on March 09, 2008, 07:07:08 AM
split decision.


Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: SD67 on March 09, 2008, 07:09:19 AM
No!!! I meant the OTHER right! :confused:
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: moot on March 09, 2008, 07:18:29 AM
In a screeching-whining voice as she stomps the gas: "Why do you have to make this sooo HAAAaard for me?!"
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Wayout on March 09, 2008, 07:25:02 AM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)

This is a Corvette owned by a buddy of mine.  The woman just ran over him and stayed on the gas until the mini van couldn't go anymore.  My guess is she was trying to get to the liquor store before it closed.

The driver of the mini-van is a cheater. That van is HACKED because there is no way it can turn inside a corvette at any speed. BAN THE VAN!!!
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Jackal1 on March 09, 2008, 08:10:33 AM
"See.........I told you not to yell at my boy at the soccer game."
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Thruster on March 09, 2008, 09:22:24 AM
System: DUMBROAD has collided with you
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Post by: Gunthr on March 09, 2008, 09:35:33 AM
"THIS WAS NO BOAT ACCIDENT!" 
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Redlegs on March 09, 2008, 09:57:37 AM
"See.........I told you not to yell at my boy at the soccer game."


 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: dmf on March 09, 2008, 09:59:00 AM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)

This is a Corvette owned by a buddy of mine.  The woman just ran over him and stayed on the gas until the mini van couldn't go anymore.  My guess is she was trying to get to the liquor store before it closed.

My guess is she wasn't trying to get to the liqueur store, my guess is shes just an idiot like the other 90% of there drivers out there
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Roundeye on March 09, 2008, 10:10:20 AM
Here we see a rare glimpse of a Toyota marking it's territory.
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 09, 2008, 10:33:45 AM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)


I have 3 captions.

caption 1
::Driver of the SUV:: "Im tired all all you sports car baztads zipping back and forth in traffic cutting people off.  Paybacks a Biotch aint itOh and this is also for taking up 3 frikken parking spaces at the mall. Those parking spaces aint haling you now are they punk? "

Caption 2
Why you should never pass on the right

caption 3

Cause for a ticket in Chicago  :)
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: wrongwayric on March 09, 2008, 12:44:59 PM
I'll bet the first words out of her mouth were "i didn't see him"!  :huh
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: AWMac on March 09, 2008, 12:51:44 PM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)
Vanscrew has collided with you.
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Maverick on March 09, 2008, 12:55:16 PM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/txflood77598/2318904967_1efe1ee9cf.jpg)


You have ditched.
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: Arado381 on March 09, 2008, 01:50:43 PM
tham vannilla faces :lol
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Post by: ROX on March 09, 2008, 05:01:22 PM
"RAM-TARD"
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: john9001 on March 09, 2008, 09:50:19 PM
SUV driver::. "i have to hang up now, i think i just drove over something".
Title: Re: Caption this 3/8/08
Post by: DiabloTX on March 09, 2008, 10:01:34 PM
I think John's caption is probably closest to the truth.