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Title: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 12, 2008, 07:54:53 AM
Logged into the war at around 11:00PM.(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii34/JadgTankker/83rdgif.gif)

3 Pilots reported for duty.

Took off out of A-29 in a Thunderbolt and swept south on patrol.Most of the action was at or near V-70 and the surrounding area.Patrolled that area for the duration.The enemy that we encountered was very weak as far as the fight goes.Several Japanese, German & Italian planes were dispatched.


On the real real tip:

I saw a lot of the Allies in a straight up vulch fest @ V-70.Why those Axis were upping from a vulched field you got me(noobs maybe?) but none the less they got slaughtered anyway.I instructed the squad not to engage in the vulch fest and we waited for them to get off the ground and up in the air much to the whines of the other Allied pilots in the area who were  most worried that thier vulch fest would soon be over if we didnt help them.I still would not vulch.

I really didnt see what all the hype was about to be honest.I come on these boards and see all these whines of how the Axis is dominating and the Allies desperatly need your help.We really didnt encounter that at all even with several of the Axis squads on at the time.Everyone that my people encountered got dealt with very quickly.

I had turned off channel 200 at the beginning of my evening in the Arena but when i tuned back to it after a squaddie said that several Axis were on there crying i had to tune back in.Was really funny that the taunts they had were at a 3rd grade level, and i knew this because after a few lines from the group they went straight to your MOMMA cuts.Now back where i grew up there is an old saying; " If you dont have anything else to say there is always YOUR MOMMA ".Which tells me that they really need to work on thier people skills.


Wrapping it up:

All in all was a fun evening with good fights all around and we look forward to mopping more area with Axis Arses!  :aok :D


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Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: justguess on March 12, 2008, 08:06:18 AM
I was one of those noobs upping.  even after being vultched and damaged (amazingly enough you guys even suck at vultching) I would up and kill two or three of you's before some brave nugget would scream in from the akakosphere to pick me.

the gist is that's the only way we can find a fight so for me the decision is a simple one up from a capped field for instant action v fly two sectors to be ganged.

I will now join my brother, KONG in providing free clues to the clueless, ready? here goes!!  it's a cartoon plane and I don't die.  when my cartoon plane gets pixellated I get another one for no extra charge.  furthermore flying in those types of disadvantages is great training.  if you notice, the most skilled players in the AvA are axis.  if you notice, you guys are never lacking a fight even when you hold all the advantages.  I wonder if you are capable of connecting the dots and coming to a reasonable conclusion as to why the allieds have been humiliatingly defeated in these events?

 :D
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: bongaroo on March 12, 2008, 08:40:36 AM
also it was 11:00pm, i logged around 10:30.  obviously this is why you didn't experience your regular pwning.

 :rock
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: republic on March 12, 2008, 09:51:18 AM
I honestly didn't think any of the allies would have the hutspah to even mention the depravity that was going on at V70.  Yet again I must lower my expectations of the current allied forces.  Lets hope the new arrivals will bring with them some sense of honor.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 12, 2008, 10:29:00 AM
  Lets hope the new arrivals will bring with them some sense of honor.

My flight never vulched the field.

We never ditched in the bushes either.

That pic of the 190 over the water is you.

Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 12, 2008, 10:31:04 AM
also it was 11:00pm, i logged around 10:30.  obviously this is why you didn't experience your regular pwning.

 :rock

You would have got the same thing your friends got, 8 50 Cals up your _______.

Fear the Thunderbolt.Soon the sky's will be filled with them.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: republic on March 12, 2008, 10:34:04 AM
I remember the Duxford guys from way back, back when the AvA was fun.  Had many a good fight against you fellers.  The hoers and vulcher know who they are...

I just assumed the allies would have been embarrassed by V70, especially a squad who knew what the AvA used to be about.



P.S.  I believe that Zero is me also.  :)
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Larry on March 12, 2008, 10:34:15 AM
My flight never vulched the field.

We never ditched in the bushes either.

That pic of the 190 over the water is you.



No you just waited for them to get 10 feet off the ground, but thats okay you guys still die just as fast.

Since when was ditching your plane something bad? Oh its because you didnt get your kill.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: OntosMk1 on March 12, 2008, 10:36:17 AM
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Fear the Thunderbolt.Soon the sky's will be filled with them.

 You know your probably right. The Sky will be filled with piece's of Jugs floating down to the ground. Some on fire, some not big enough to piss on  :devil
See ya in the air.  :D


Psssttt....Notice that their campaign Ribbon? Funny how yall aint got one.
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Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: captain1ma on March 12, 2008, 10:36:27 AM
You would have got the same thing your friends got, 8 50 Cals up your _______.

Fear the Thunderbolt.Soon the sky's will be filled with them.

our only fear is having to clean up your plane and body parts out of the arena. what a mess!!
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 12, 2008, 10:37:17 AM
I remember the Duxford guys from way back, back when the AvA was fun.  Had many a good fight against you fellers.  The hoers and vulcher know who they are...

I just assumed the allies would have been embarrassed by V70, especially a squad who knew what the AvA used to be about.



P.S.  I believe that Zero is me also.  :)

No sir that Zero is Oldbull.Like i typed i engaged higher up cons that tryed to break the cap.We did not engage in any vulching.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Odee on March 12, 2008, 10:37:56 AM
I honestly didn't think any of the allies would have the hutspah to even mention the depravity that was going on at V70.  Yet again I must lower my expectations of the current allied forces.  Lets hope the new arrivals will bring with them some sense of honor.
WOW!  V70?  Hey, there's some memories for you.  

Like that base next door that two Axis fleets were pounding?  

You know, the one they kept sailing the Axis fleets like 5k offshore from?  

The Fleets I got to practice my artillery on?

Was like a duck shoot at the carny.

Thanks  :salute
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 12, 2008, 10:43:55 AM


Since when was ditching your plane something bad? Oh its because you didnt get your kill.

Ditching is what chumps do.Why not keep fighting? You ditch so they dont get a kill on you big friggin deal.I got more respect for someone who keeps the fight on no matter what than i do a dang DITCHER!
So you keep parking your Lufftwaffe crap behind the marberry bush where it belongs like a scared rabbit because the Duxford Eagles are coming after you with all 8 Barrels A Blazin! :devil
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: captain1ma on March 12, 2008, 10:50:00 AM
look folks, we have another "loud mouthed, abused child" to help make the place fun!!  :)
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Larry on March 12, 2008, 10:57:25 AM
look folks, we have another "loud mouthed, abused child" to help make the place fun!!  :)


O noz all da axis r gana leve cuz dayz r hurtn r felinz waaaaaaaaaa mmoommmmyy make da bad man......err yea bad man stopz!! :cry :uhoh










 :rofl
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Spiritwind on March 12, 2008, 09:24:54 PM
I just assumed the allies would have been embarrassed by V70, especially a squad who knew what the AvA used to be about.

I admit I haven't been here long, but what I saw last night made me think a lot today...
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Odee on March 12, 2008, 10:10:55 PM
Psssttt....Notice that their campaign Ribbon? Funny how yall aint got one.
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No biggy Ontos... we ain't that vain yet. :salute
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: ACB on March 12, 2008, 11:25:08 PM
I didnt notice alot of vulching at V70.  Im sure it happened i just didnt notice.  I thought most of the fighting was over the water with most of us pretty low.  At least when I was on.  which wasnt very long last night.  I know I had to watch it cuz sneaky Krauts were coming off a CV with some alt.  I also noticed some Allies actually trying to take the field (crazy), which resulted in vulching probably, but nobody took it serious.  We were communicating and helping each other.  I didnt have to depend solely on my squadys.  Friendlys were checking my 6 and asking for help.  I cleared more than a few of you pesky Kraut/Japs off friendlys.  I also winged with the Duxford boys a little (they are homies).  Me and Vf4nik8er winged and did damage too.  All in all id say the coms and fighting were better for the short time I was on last night.  Thus endith the random aze thoughts post.  :lol  also I did try and use the whole alt thing.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Arlo on March 13, 2008, 03:53:27 AM
:cry (amazingly enough you guys even suck at vultching) :cry

Fixed for greater effect.  :lol
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Tango on March 14, 2008, 09:03:25 PM
No you just waited for them to get 10 feet off the ground, but thats okay you guys still die just as fast.

So your saying your squad doesn't vulch? Maybe you should explain why Plantain and another 109 was vulching tonight.

They came in and shot down my 17s as I was landing and I sat in the tower watching as they made several passes at the guys uping fighters. The funny thing is this was an AF a sector away from the front. They simply followed me all the way back there looking for easy kills.

So don't start up with this about how you guys don't vulch.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 14, 2008, 10:05:37 PM
yes well we were probably performing the charitable act of tactical suppression.  that act was specifically formulated by the JG54 tactical developement and game enhancement team to save players such as yourself the embarrassment of a full on aerial whooping and gives you some material with which to cry about on this weepy forum.

no thanks necesssary ma'am just performing my duty <tips his hat>
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Tango on March 14, 2008, 11:06:36 PM
LOL

So when you do it, its tactical suppression, but when anyone else does it, its vulching and dishonorable.

Just goes to show how pathetic the AvA forums are.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 14, 2008, 11:19:08 PM
son, there is no way you are truly this dense.  I'm telling you son that it was for your own good!! to save you embarrassment!!!  to give the pain in your heart an outlet!!!!  I know I know, but what can I say it's the humanitarian in me.  I fully expect a nobel nomination or at the very least a case of dynamite.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Tango on March 15, 2008, 12:16:58 AM
First of all I'm probably old enough to be your Daddy. I know I'm old enough to be TK's since he has stated hes 21.

Second of all, smack talking doesn't show how good you are. All it does is show disrespect to fellow players and doesn't earn any respect for you and all its doing is running off players from the AvA room. But you guys don't care. You simply want it to stay the way it is so that you will continue to be "Big Fish in a small pond" with your "look at me, look at me" atitudes.

Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 15, 2008, 07:54:19 AM
it's possible for you to be old enough to be my daddy but it's not probable because if you were old enough to be my daddy you might be living in an assited living facility unless you had a son like me, son.  regarding the so called smack TYPING (I don't believe I have ever heard you utter a single word nor you, I) it is prevalent in any event and much more so in the MAs.

When I go to the MAs I pixellate other players far more than I do in here because the other arenas are far easier than the AvA.

the reason why players leave is because they reckon themsleves to be "GOOD STICKS" and come into the AvA find a lone and low slow 110 immediately dive blow the pass do the stupid and get pixellated with extreme prejudice.  afterwards fume a little and perhaps type a little up a spit find the same 110 again low and slow and once again get pixellated.  now the player fumes some more and types some more.  this time the 110 has to come closer to the neophyte's base for round three.  the neophyte gets smacked down in his ack in his spit as he runs.  now the typing is acute and pointed.  that's when the 110 driver responds and oh boy what a response!!

the neophyte, his self imaged at being "good" at a cartoon game shattered starts his loser's limp by typing that he's had enough of this verbal abuse because evil storch is mean bad man and whaever manner of nonsense little recalling who initiated the typing and why.

this very sceanrio applies to your squad son.

again it's not 200 it's players who will not put in the requisite number of deaths that are commensurate to aquiring experience in any game of this nature and is in stark contrast to how they see themselves when measured by the standards that are the MAs.

but you won't believe this son, because your butt still smarts.

why not bring you boys to the DA this sunday so we can assist you in killing us in the arenas?  we don't mind winning or losing we are all about the fight.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 15, 2008, 08:51:23 AM
You simply want it to stay the way it is so that you will continue to be "Big Fish in a small pond" with your "look at me, look at me" atitudes.



It is priceless when you ggo into the AvA and the green weenies are on 200 typin all kinds a smack then after you waste them and i mean every one of them they are very very very quiet.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 15, 2008, 08:53:38 AM
ok I'll play along, remind me of this wasteage of which you keeping puffying your chest about.  I don't recall it at all.  why no response for a free cluing in session in the DA.  you guys would benefit greatly from it.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 15, 2008, 08:55:00 AM
ok I'll play along, remind me of this wasteage of which you keeping puffying your chest about.  I don't recall it at all.  why no tresponse for a free cluing in session in the DA.  you guys would benefit greatly from it.

and that is so convienent.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: Tango on March 15, 2008, 08:57:12 AM
Same name, different squad, but go on ahead and continue being the big fish. The pond will just get smaller as long as you and your squad continue running players off and it has nothing to do with how good you think you are.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 15, 2008, 09:01:53 AM
Same name, different squad, but go on ahead and continue being the big fish. The pond will just get smaller as long as you and your squad continue running players off and it has nothing to do with how good you think you are.

WORD
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 15, 2008, 09:09:28 AM
the offer stands anytime you fellows want to venture in.  oh almost forgot to say when was this total wastage by allied players of JG54 supposed to have occurred?  forgive me but I don't even know what your ingame CPIDs are.

why not post an after action report since it seems to be so important to you.  you know refresh my memory so to speak.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 15, 2008, 04:12:34 PM
the offer stands anytime you fellows want to venture in.  oh almost forgot to say when was this total wastage by allied players of JG54 supposed to have occurred?  forgive me but I don't even know what your ingame CPIDs are.

why not post an after action report since it seems to be so important to you.  you know refresh my memory so to speak.

uhhh your posting in a AAR???   Dee Da Dee!!!
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: XAKL on March 15, 2008, 04:54:29 PM
No you just waited for them to get 10 feet off the ground, but thats okay you guys still die just as fast.

Since when was ditching your plane something bad? Oh its because you didnt get your kill.


This is the Hypocrite who vulched me so he can register a kill, during the first frame, because he thought I was ditching on purpose to avoid getting killed.  Larry you are a Hypocrite Idiot!!


MUGADAI of the MUNGADAI WARRIORS
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 15, 2008, 04:57:45 PM
mugadai why all the hostility towards TK?  he's even offered to coach you so you don't die so easily each and every time.  honestly you should take him up on the offer that way you won't have to spend all that time climbing to 30k
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: XAKL on March 15, 2008, 05:03:01 PM
mugadai why all the hostility towards TK?  he's even offered to coach you so you don't die so easily each and every time.  honestly you should take him up on the offer that way you won't have to spend all that time climbing to 30k

I have no problem of killing any JG54 on 1v1 even at alt disadvantage.  I've killed u plenty.  Larry only gets a kill because it's usually 2v1.  Hostility? Just consider it as observation. 

MUGADAI of  the MUNGADAI WARRIORS

Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 15, 2008, 05:07:24 PM
mugadai the only 1v1 kills u get is when the other player just killed ur teammate as you dive in from the akakosphere.  you have never killed anyone in JG54 1v1 otherwise.

now if I recall, what I asked you was why the hostilities and why don't you ask TK to coach you not to offer up rationalizations.  the questions stand sir.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 15, 2008, 05:21:19 PM


 and why don't you ask TK to coach you not to offer up rationalizations. 

you act as though we depend on you for something.Your a chump sir, plainly putting it right.You'll always be a chump just like the rest of your ditching little fairys you roll with.No go back to the bush you were hiding in with Tbarone.

JG54 Green Ditchers
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: storch on March 15, 2008, 05:27:56 PM
wow!!! are you blowing a gasket?  clearly you guys need assistence, if not from us then work with the trainers because you simply play poorly.  we all started playing poorly it's just that in time most of us improve.  no reason for you not to as well.
Title: Re: 03/11/08 ***AAR***83rdFS/78thFG Duxford Eagles
Post by: JagdTankker on March 15, 2008, 06:39:56 PM
wow!!! are you blowing a gasket?  clearly you guys need assistence, if not from us then work with the trainers because you simply play poorly.  we all started playing poorly it's just that in time most of us improve.  no reason for you not to as well.

yea we play so poorly.Is that the best you can come up with storchypoo? i have seen your past posts and you can do better than that.Or are you afraid of being Skuzzy fied again?