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Title: A New York Times reporting...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 12, 2008, 07:51:09 PM: ...NEW YORK TIMES COVERAGE...

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff ofher jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man doin my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Title: Re: A New York Times reporting...
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 12, 2008, 07:59:15 PM: LMAO!

The New York Times All the News thats Left to Print
Title: Re: A New York Times reporting...
Post by: Regulator on March 12, 2008, 08:26:55 PM: That's a good one Ripfart. And like all good humor, it is funny because it is reflective of reality.
Title: Re: A New York Times reporting...
Post by: Gowan on March 13, 2008, 01:03:41 AM: oh god.... that horibble, yet oddly funny.... in a sic twisted way albeit
Title: Re: A New York Times reporting...
Post by: moot on March 13, 2008, 02:19:43 AM: Quote from: Gowan on March 13, 2008, 01:03:41 AM
oh god.... that horibble, yet oddly funny.... in a sic twisted way albeit
I bet 9/10 Oclub readers are still whimpering in a corner, sucking their thumbs over it... ;)
Title: Re: A New York Times reporting...
Post by: Jackal1 on March 13, 2008, 08:21:59 AM: Quote from: Ripsnort on March 12, 2008, 07:51:09 PM
REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

:rofl
So close to some of the crap that is spewed out as news it`s funny.
Title: Re: A New York Times reporting...
Post by: lazs2 on March 13, 2008, 08:28:35 AM: and yet.. the "news" papers and evening news people wonder why they are losing readership and watchers.

lazs