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Title: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: texasmom on March 14, 2008, 08:37:38 AM: Sorry, no amount of explanations could ever lead me to believe that this woman was married for 7 years (and divorced) before having found out that her husband was a woman.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337531,00.html
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Masherbrum on March 14, 2008, 08:55:32 AM: :rofl
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Post by: Shuffler on March 14, 2008, 09:19:43 AM: Obviously not Home Schooled :aok
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Post by: Maverick on March 14, 2008, 10:25:17 AM: It would probably make perfect sense......... in berkley. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Halo on March 14, 2008, 12:16:43 PM: Nothing like keeping a marriage fresh and full of surprises. :rock
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Post by: AWMac on March 14, 2008, 01:53:43 PM: Was the lightbulb in the bathroom burned out for 7 Years?
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 14, 2008, 03:15:11 PM: Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmm. :lol
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: SD67 on March 14, 2008, 03:50:10 PM: I tend to agree with TxMom.
It would be impossible for her not to have known, she is using this as a lever to get full custody.
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Chairboy on March 14, 2008, 04:31:19 PM: File this under "You're doing it wrong".
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Post by: Elfie on March 14, 2008, 05:13:53 PM: Just when you think nothing new can surprise you..... :lol
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Gunslinger on March 14, 2008, 05:14:53 PM: Quote from: Chairboy on March 14, 2008, 04:31:19 PM
File this under "You're doing it wrong".

Several "FAIL" images come to mind lol :rofl
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Meatwad on March 14, 2008, 05:45:41 PM: If course since they were married, you know nothing ever happened in the bedroom :rofl :D
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Druss on March 14, 2008, 09:44:59 PM: The "husband" was physically a woman. And the wife never once in 7 years saw his package?

BS!! What did "he" use as a "probe"?
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Reschke on March 14, 2008, 10:01:14 PM: I call BULLS*** on this one!

I am sorry but that woman who "met" it at 16 had to know something was wrong or either she was too doped up to realize that they weren't having sex! I mean come on how can you not know that if you have to be artificially inseminated to have children!
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:31:37 AM: Quote from: Druss on March 14, 2008, 09:44:59 PM
The "husband" was physically a woman. And the wife never once in 7 years saw his package?

BS!! What did "he" use as a "probe"?
Good plastic surgeons can replicate a noodle for gender bending women. Prosthetic testes can also be implanted. It's still not going to "work" unless a pneumatic implant is inserted to facilitate an erection.
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Holden McGroin on March 15, 2008, 12:33:53 AM: Quote from: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Good plastic surgeons can replicate a noodle for gender bending women. Prosthetic testes can also be implanted. It's still not going to "work" unless a pneumatic implant is inserted to facilitate an erection.

You seem to know quite a bit about this...
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Holden McGroin on March 15, 2008, 12:37:35 AM: I mean... not that there is anything wrong about that...
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:48:02 AM: :rofl
My mother has a highly qualified medical history ;) I have learned quite a bit about some rather unusual medical conditions and procedures. :)
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: angelsandair on March 15, 2008, 01:42:30 AM: So how did they..... well ummm....... ummm.... well.... you know...... :O :rofl
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 01:57:05 AM: wellllllll.... I really cannot see a suitable way to explain it to you that would not result in Skuzzification, so how about you peruse the above posts and do a google search? ;)
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Druss on March 15, 2008, 10:11:51 PM: Quote from: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Good plastic surgeons can replicate a noodle for gender bending women. Prosthetic testes can also be implanted. It's still not going to "work" unless a pneumatic implant is inserted to facilitate an erection.

...you frighten me, son...
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Post by: Angus on March 17, 2008, 08:14:37 AM: So it's like "pffffft...spoiinng" :D
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Post by: Jackal1 on March 17, 2008, 10:40:05 AM: Quote from: Druss on March 15, 2008, 10:11:51 PM
...you frighten me, son...

:rofl :aok
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Masherbrum on March 17, 2008, 12:27:25 PM: Quote from: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Good plastic surgeons can replicate a noodle for gender bending women. Prosthetic testes can also be implanted. It's still not going to "work" unless a pneumatic implant is inserted to facilitate an erection.
Uhhhhh..ok. "Alex! I'll take "Disturbing Posts on the Internet for $1000"
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Airscrew on March 17, 2008, 12:46:48 PM: Quote from: Angus on March 17, 2008, 08:14:37 AM
So it's like "pffffft...spoiinng" :D
more like "pfffft...pffffft....pffffft.. .deep breath....pfffft....pfffft... spoiinng"
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Maverick on March 17, 2008, 01:26:30 PM: I thought it was "schwing!" not spoing. :huh

If there is a blowout do you get a patch from the tire shop or the pool supply place???
:O
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: ROX on March 17, 2008, 04:31:24 PM: I was thinking about posting....but clearly decided against it.

:noid

Yeah....edit was the better part of valor.

:noid
Title: Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
Post by: Airscrew on March 17, 2008, 04:53:21 PM: Quote from: Maverick on March 17, 2008, 01:26:30 PM
I thought it was "schwing!" not spoing. :huh

"Schwing!" is these guys

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/Airscrew/waynes_world_1.jpg)

"Spoiinng!" is this guy

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/Airscrew/dole-button-1.gif)