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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: LOL!! on March 15, 2008, 11:50:33 AM
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Here are the members I’ve profiled so far. Profiles feature IQ of member and a quick phrase, quote or sentence that briefly but adequately summarizes what they are:
Name IQ Description
1.) Maverick 41 A career of service, a lifetime of yapping about it
2.) Yeager 39 ‘if you ain’t a US American, like Jezus, yer goin’ to hell!’
3.) AKMac 32 Bag of hot air, mated to a gym whistle, then compressed
4.) MT 71 The warm meat in a Michael Moore/Bill Clinton Sandwich
5.) Texasmom 35 ‘An AIDs cure would only promote irresponsible behavior’
6.) Ripsnort 56 Almost but not quite upper-middle class
7.) Hortlund 87 Irrelevant noises from an irrelevant place
8.) Lasersailor 73 Will lead the impending revolution from his keyboard
9.) Nilsen 97 Pleasant result of successful female/female reproduction
10.) Chairboy 85 Evidence that a gastric bypass is no cure for spinelessness
11.) Angus 67 Hates his parents for not being Russian
12.) Pooh21 51 Random hit-and-run phrase generator
13.) Rich46yo 29 ‘I get paid by the state to extort money from citizens’
14.) Sandman 89 heavily pixilated, 2D simulation of a man with testicles
15.) Skuzzy 67 Oldest virgin in the O’Club
16.) Masherbrun 55 When a baby’s impulse control meets an adult’s body
17.) Storch 91 Keeps a help-wanted sign on the Mexican side of the fence
18.) XMarine 58 Proof that even an opiate addict is more evolved than a cop
19.) Serenity 48 ‘Two walking pineapples ate my homework’
20.) Lazs 89 Secretly a woman. A fat one.
21.) Ramzey 55 Almost ready for semester 3 of Hooked On Phonics
22.) Dowding 84 Well on the way to earning his Islamic kneepads
23.) John9001 31 Always clears his gun. Otherwise, dumb as a box of boxes
24.) Straffo 81 Best of the French, but still French
25.) SteveBailey 34 Going to hell for judging others. Will bunk with H. Ledger
26.) Arlo 88 Copious smilies + dodging the issue = effective rhetoric
27.) HiTech 102 Probably better off spending Skuzzy’s salary on marketing
28.) Viking 81 ‘Vee must exterminate all ze Jews! Heil GSchultz!’
29.) Zetanine 13 Loves the draft. Enjoys slogans. Probable Maverick Spawn.
30.) Mr. Black 157 The true identity of no less than 74% of O’Club members
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DefINitely
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Somebody is bored..and a dim bulb.
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:lol
Some of those are pretty funny.
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:lol
Drop us a hint Skuzzy, what's the aka of this characteraturizer.
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they are all funny
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:lol :aok
Good stuff.
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They are funny. I suspect Airhead, in the lavatory, with the plunger.
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:rofl One of the funniest things ever posted to this message board. It needs to be glorified as a sticky.
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Funny, but IN.
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Oh, I've saved it to my computer. This is never going away (but may be reposted later).
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HA ha! I love it! :lol
I like all the low IQs assigned too, lol.
Airhead is who I thought of too.
No review for Beetle though...?
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Alright everyone on the list on the count of three were going to jump on him and beat him....1......2......eh? Who is LoL!! ?
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ROFL!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:O and :rofl
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31. LOL!! 100 Very funny guy/gal, not such a good speller
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INteresting thread for sure.
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Who do you guys think LOL is?
Maybe Nash or Airhead? Those are the two people I can think of that can write funny stuff like this.
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who is "lol" and how does it know my IQ is 131? :noid
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LOL! Great job; I hope this doesn't end up deleted... It probably will.
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Poor fact checking, it was my adjustable gastric band that wasn't a cure for spinelessness, not a gastric bypass. Silly you...
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:rofl
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Whoever posted this, described himself. The decent use of grammar rules out many on this board, the clever wit rules out the rest... which leaves... myself and Mr. Black.
Well done Mr. Black! Excellent effort!
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Looks like it has the official Nilsen endorsement.
(http://www.sidesconsulting.com/misc/funny.jpg)
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LOL, this is funny
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lol funny stuff.. :aok
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Is there a way to find all members that registered on Oct 2006?
Funny stuff but IN.
Mac
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Might have been jarhead? ;)
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shade.
sissy.
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gotta love # 19 :rofl
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Good Stuff,
and pretty darn accurate too! :)
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LOL. very funny, and some are pretty accurate!
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After reviewing the list and the order it was listed I'd say the poster demonstrates the following traits.
He is an Anti Military, Anti American, Anti Texan with Execessive Leftist Liberal Tendancies and thinks Pirates are Gay.
:rofl
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and thinks Pirates are Gay.
:rofl
Thats it!
I sorta liked the fella after he went overboard with my IQ, but feeling that way about pirates is just too much to handle :mad:
WE ARE LESBIANS!!!
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:rofl nilsen