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General Forums => Axis vs Allies => Topic started by: storch on March 17, 2008, 10:00:18 AM
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we are going to play both teams to balance numbers. we are changing our squad name to reflect what we now (yes I know, you some you think what we always were) are.
we will fly allied for the most the part in order to attempt to bring some sort of unit cohesion to those pitiable fools. if they won't come along we will succeed without them (oh lord I'm feel nauseous already).
we are now the sideswitching spytards.
staff please remove us from the axis forum
axis will need to select a new CO as TK will be with us on this as well. he has already announced his resignation.
I ask the AvA staff for a small consideration if you will kindly grant it, please enable the F4U-1 or 1A as we would like this to be our squadron ride while we are TDY to the allied team.
one of us may elect to run for allied CO in which case the squadron will opt for allied only participation and ask to be admitted to allied forum but for the moment we remain unaffiliated and will serve in the capacity of a side balancing team.
as much as we dislike this move we feel it is for the betterment of the AvA.
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:huh How convenient. Now, illustrate how this "helps" the AvA ... especially given prior claims to a strong Axis presense having done so (which I support more than this nancyness). :D
Present! :t
And just to keep my thoughts on this on the radar scope, here's what I posted in the Allied forum:
Title
"So ... JG54 goes melodramatic"
They basically surrendered under the pressure of critisism. We have no enemy in the AvA. As much as this doesn't impress me on their part ... I'm not very happy with our part in giving them a convenient excuse to weenie out.
I'm not gonna let this ruin my fun, though. As dedicated as I've been to the AvA, I'll fly Corsairs in the MA everyday. Never thought I'd ever be saying that.
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gladly, I don't believe VF27 will gel into what was hoped for. currently there are no decent fights in the arena. if within the next two weeks VF27 does indeed become a coherent squadron we will gladly shower, wipe ourselves clean of allied scum and resume the mantle of lords of the dark side reclaiming JG54. we decided not to sully the proud name by flying allied as a squad in JG54 livery. this is the first time we do this as a squad in our proud and long AvA/CT history. drastic times however do require drastic measure we have chosen to place the arena above self.
you guys have two weeks or we shall remain palladins forever.
do your best son :D
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We accept your unconditional surrender LOL
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gladly, I don't believe VF27 will gel into what was hoped for.
Well you waited a whole 2 weeks (and not in HTC time) to come to that "final" conclusion. You're making excuses to cave into your fear and insecurity. Get back over on your side and fight. :D
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Your squad, your choice. Personally I don't think retiring the Green Hearts is good for the AVA, or the war effort for the Allies. Let's face it you don't need to change, we do. Disbanding JG-54 is not a plus for the AVA in my book.
Then again nobody buys my book. :D
Seriously I hope you guys reconsider.
<S>
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I agree with Shifty. Stay as JG54, if the allies cant get their act together thats not your responsibility to fix.
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It will ruin your fun because you had us and JG11 and JG77 to fight against. we only had you to fight against. you guys suck. we want to fight good players too!!! we are getting soft whipping your easy tulips all day long!!! we need a challenge or we will lose our edge. aside from that the arena needs it!!! the current situation where the allied team is merely a doormat for our jackboots will not stand sir, it will not!!
stomp off the you strutting strumpet (i'll send you flowers later) :D
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It will ruin your fun because you had us and JG11 and JG77 to fight against. we only had you to fight against. you guys suck. we want to fight good players too!!! we are getting soft whipping your easy tulips all day long!!! we need a challenge or we will lose our edge. aside from that the arena needs it!!! the current situation where the allied team is merely a doormat for our jackboots will not stand sir, it will not!!
stomp off the you strutting strumpet (i'll send you flowers later) :D
I think you're just getting skeerd. :D
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It will ruin your fun because you had us and JG11 and JG77 to fight against. we only had you to fight against. you guys suck. we want to fight good players too!!! we are getting soft whipping your easy tulips all day long!!! we need a challenge or we will lose our edge. aside from that the arena needs it!!! the current situation where the allied team is merely a doormat for our jackboots will not stand sir, it will not!!
stomp off the you strutting strumpet (i'll send you flowers later) :D
Your words say bravado but your melodrama is rather feminine. I've seen this bi-polarness in you before. Now get back on your side of the arena and stop being so damned flaming. :D
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ya ya just get my gawddamned corsair painted pink then :D
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ya ya just get my gawddamned corsair painted pink then :D
I didn't know you were interested in an application! (Slides form and grins) :D
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Where do I swap my leather thong for my new pink tutu?
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You want one with skid marks? or are you going to supply your own?
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Seriously. Stop it. We all love you now and we want you just the way you are (were). We totally respect you and admire you. Without you we are nothing. With you we are just above nothing. Grey planes are slimming. Luftwaffe uniforms make you look taller.
(I was married for ten years and that didn't end all *that* long ago. I know this routine well.)
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It will ruin your fun because you had us and JG11 and JG77 to fight against. we only had you to fight against. you guys suck. we want to fight good players too!!! we are getting soft whipping your easy tulips all day long!!! we need a challenge or we will lose our edge. aside from that the arena needs it!!! the current situation where the allied team is merely a doormat for our jackboots will not stand sir, it will not!!
stomp off the you strutting strumpet (i'll send you flowers later) :D
so you guys are gonna show us how to straffe bushes, ditch in the bushes??
becuase we already know how to pork an arena while everyone is at work.
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As subtle as possible
NOT HELPING.
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You want one with skid marks? or are you going to supply your own?
Oh Oh with skid marks!
Arlo we have been talking about going allied for a long time. We arent disbanning JG54 I think its just a temp. name change. It wont last long, once we get you allies working together our job will be done. Axis worked for sheep I bet the allies will to. :aok
so you guys are gonna show us how to straffe bushes, ditch in the bushes??
becuase we already know how to pork an arena while everyone is at work.
No we are going for that whole ACM and teamwork thing. If you want Ill be glad to take you to the TA and teach you some stuff. BTW trees are always no good ace pilots. Thus I wanted to HO that one so :P Good day to you sir.
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don't feed the troll
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when does the hand holding start??? is that a special night or do we do that just before each mission. please let me know.
also i cant fly an F4U, its got no frigging back window!!! ill have to depend on someone telling me to check six. that would involve Allied communication. all they're good for is fornication!! all is lost, whoa is me!!
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Don't worry my little uberflieger, just cuddle up to Uncle Shifty, I'll show you the ways of the acklied. ;)
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They have ponys and jugs and <shudders> spa spa spa spits... I dont think youll find me out of my F6F-o-death. Oh and they have B17sno one will kill my death star. :devil
Don't worry my little uberflieger, just cuddle up to Uncle Shifty, I'll show you the ways of the acklied. ;)
HEY hes mine!
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Seriously, we dont need JG54s help. The best thing you (JG54) can do is stay Axis and keep trying to pound us into sand. Switching to Allied will not help anything.
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Don't worry my little uberflieger, just cuddle up to Uncle Shifty, I'll show you the ways of the acklied. ;)
HEY hes mine!
Well dont I just feel like a fresh peice of meat!! thanks fella's!! :uhoh
On a side note, i can now do newsreels with Allied propaganda hehehehehe cant wait!!! :aok
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Seriously, we dont need JG54s help. The best thing you (JG54) can do is stay Axis and keep trying to pound us into sand. Switching to Allied will not help anything.
Agreed 100%
However if you're coming and we can't talk you out of it... Jaeger just hang with me I have candy, balloons, and a dancing clown named Odee. ;)
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Arlo we have been talking about going allied for a long time. We arent disbanning JG54 I think its just a temp. name change. It wont last long, once we get you allies working together our job will be done. Axis worked for sheep I bet the allies will to. :aok
Ok ... on second thought ... this can be a great opportunity for AvA pilots of various persuasions to get to know each other better and soothe tension. And yes, there's plenty of Allied pilots that could use some advanced technique training. As such, it seems obvious you guys are better qualified right now than I to provide it. As everyone probably knows by now I'm working on reviving VF-17 and ... well ... much of that involves flying the F4U ... and well ... again ... it's just not in the AvA that much. So you're providing me an opportunity to focus on VF-17.
I'll pop in time to time to fly a sortie and pat everyone on the back for getting along so well in the AvA peacetime.
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Agreed 100%
However if you're coming and we can't talk you out of it... Jaeger just hang with me I have candy, balloons, and a dancing clown named Odee. ;)
Roger that sir!!! :aok
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I disagree Arlo, the Allies should sink or swim on our own merits. The BEST thing JG54 can do to help the Allies is to remain as our opposition, not hold our hands like a bunch of two week n00bs. They have a big jump on us when it comes to coordination and execution of their missions, but we will close the gap.
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You can lead a mule to water .... ok ... well sometimes you can't. Free mule. I got a squad to rebuild. :D
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:huh Do I still get to shoot stuff? KONG like to shoot stuff.
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Yes kong you get to shoot stuff, but now we dont have to aim those stupid german cannons. And I bet those allied sheep arent even touched since those allies have thier wemonz.
Was there a VF54? Or maybe 54th FG?
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Kong, Kill red stuff, anything red, just kill, shoot, make die!! heres a nice bunch of banana's for you, Big guy!!
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I cant wait to fly wingman with this lowe guy. Its been years since we were flying together.
I wonder if we will have allied propaganda reports now.
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I cant wait to fly wingman with this lowe guy. Its been years since we were flying together.
Lowe was killed by Storch as he tried to defect to the Allies years ago. His body lies rotting in the bogs just outside the JG54 airfield. The closet thing you're going to find is an old fart with bad eyesight and questionable decision making named Shifty. ;)
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I don`t know about this?.... :huh
I heard through sources I can`t reveal ,that the allies have "J. Cagney" singing "I`m a Yankee Doodle Dandy" piped through out their com system 24-7...
:uhoh
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I don`t know about this?.... :huh
I heard through sources I can`t reveal ,that the allies have "J. Cagney" singing "I`m a Yankee Doodle Dandy" piped through out their com system 24-7...
:uhoh
Dont worry storch will sing for us so we dont have to worry about hearing anything..................... ............................. .............ever again. :D
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I don`t know about this?.... :huh
I heard through sources I can`t reveal ,that the allies have "J. Cagney" singing "I`m a Yankee Doodle Dandy" piped through out their com system 24-7...
:uhoh
EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
:cry
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JG54 final count before retirement:
6 rounds won 3 lost.....
:salute
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JG54 final count before retirement:
6 rounds won 3 lost.....
:salute
6 rounds? though their was only 5.
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6 rounds? though their was only 5.
A total of 9 rounds have been played since the start of the 'AvA' war. We are currently in the tenth round, but it has not finished yet.
Axis lost the first two rounds of the 'first' war. They also lost during the 'admin' round...
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If admin round was that "PTO" setup(?).
JG11 retires at (6 -1). We missed frst 2 weeks.
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If admin round was that "PTO" setup(?).
JG11 retires at (6 -1). We missed frst 2 weeks.
Ya'll are hiking skirt and quitting too? ;)
*ShruG* Just as grateful. More and more I have fewer and fewer distractions. VF-17 should be full strength and in good form within 90 days. :cool:
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stampf-- must you guys really retire?? it could be so much more fun. once we get them up to snuff we're coming right back. it really wont be that bad!! or that long.
i really wish you would reconsider for the sake of the game. just my 2 cents!!
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stampf-- must you guys really retire?? it could be so much more fun. once we get them up to snuff we're coming right back.
We dont need your help.
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Well, with all this huggin an kissin and stepping up or stepping down going on...I have to stay with my convictions....
Someone has to stay home and tend the fires and keep Yankee Doodle from Dancing his way across the map.....
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We dont need your help.
Exactly Grits. Nor do they want it.
i really wish you would reconsider for the sake of the game. just my 2 cents!! I would say the same to you. What is this proving?
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We dont need your help.
or want it
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A sad day.
(http://www.4thfg.org/Fencer/Leck.jpg)
When the world is right again, we'll put the wood back on these, and all carry on in virtually killing eachother with glee. As it should be. :D
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I think you're missing the underlying message Storch is trying to get across. If you read between the lines he is clearly indicating
"The Luftwaffe is out of sheep"
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..Well not out of sheep... we still have them,their just used :D
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Where do I swap my leather thong for my new pink tutu?
I just threw up a little in my mouth :confused: :lol
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Ok, everyone sit down and have a beer while we discuss this calmly:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/Beer2small.jpg)
Beers provided care of JG11
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Are you all-grain or extract Von Messa?
And why do you make that silly wheat beer and not the more manly English Ales. :D
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Are you all-grain or extract Von Messa?
And why do you make that silly wheat beer and not the more manly English Ales. :D
#1) Partial Mash for now, but working my way to all grain. Seems easier and less costly in the long run. I even have an empty gas fitting for a burner in my basement. Just getting more equipment piece by piece.
#2) I'm not English, I'm German and Bavarians like their weiss bier mit hef. But I did come up with a wicked stout (secondary fermented with oak cubes and a vanilla bean) and a traditional Red Ale. In addition, my basement is almost perfect temp for lager yeast all year 'round. I actually have to wrap the carboy(s) in a blanket to get it above 65.
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Just into partial mash myself. Plan on going all-grain hopefully by the end of summer.
I'm a big fan of India Pale Ale, got a Stone IPA clone that is just wrapping up the bottle conditioning phase. It's good stuff :-)
Gonna make an American Pale Ale(warrior hops) this upcoming long weekend. Having a lot of fun and learning a bunch.
I've got a spare freezer and once I get a digital temperature controller for it I'm going to look into giving lagers a try.
<S> and enjoy that homebrew.
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much as we dislike this move we feel it is for the betterment of the AvA.
I don't think its gonna help if the ego comes over as well.
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I don't think its gonna help if the ego comes over as well.
No worries. We're keeping them. The ego's too.