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Title: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Neubob on March 17, 2008, 01:40:37 PM: He'd be a power ballad.
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Hornet33 on March 17, 2008, 01:43:25 PM: Naw he'd be a Willie Nelson song :aok
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: AWMac on March 17, 2008, 01:46:26 PM: *singin in Willies voice*

"To all the Dolts I've evar banned before....."

:D
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: SteveBailey on March 17, 2008, 01:49:37 PM: skuzzy groupies...

:rofl
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Skuzzy on March 17, 2008, 02:05:56 PM: Feels more like Harry Chapin's 30,000 pounds of bananas
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 17, 2008, 02:36:02 PM: Quote from: AWMac on March 17, 2008, 01:46:26 PM
*singin in Willies voice*

"To all the Dolts I've evar banned before....."

:D
:rofl

Or...

On the net again
Just can't wait to get on the net again
The life I love is banning posters with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the net again

On the net again
Surfin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the net again.
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Treize69 on March 17, 2008, 02:38:33 PM: "I'll never ban n00bs with Skuzzy again..."
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 17, 2008, 02:49:05 PM: Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be moderators.
Don't let 'em bang keyboards or drive them old servers.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be moderators.
'Cos they'll always be home and they're never alone.
With endless net porn that they love.
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 17, 2008, 02:55:59 PM: He'd be a funeral dirge :P
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: eagl on March 17, 2008, 06:23:28 PM: For the O-Club theme song, I always envisioned one of those "best crashes" videos of in-game recordings set to a Weird Al polka-power song. I think it's appropriate for pretty much anyone associated with this place, including Skuzzy. He's the guy wearing lederhosen playing the accordion.
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Bodhi on March 17, 2008, 06:35:13 PM: This would be the Skuzzy song... just not sure if he cloned himself into a funky looking set of pink cows or is a caveman.... :rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOoO6mwQhRQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOoO6mwQhRQ)
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: JB88 on March 17, 2008, 06:45:45 PM: "I like to think of skuzzy with like, giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk! "
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: trax1 on March 17, 2008, 07:12:18 PM: Skuzzy, did you ever know that your my hero, cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: AKIron on March 17, 2008, 07:19:27 PM: Skuzzy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Elfie on March 17, 2008, 07:20:20 PM: Quote from: AWMac on March 17, 2008, 01:46:26 PM
*singin in Willies voice*

"To all the Dolts I've evar banned before....."

:D

That one had me :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: trax1 on March 17, 2008, 07:20:48 PM: Quote from: AKIron on March 17, 2008, 07:19:27 PM
Skuzzy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw

"We're sorry! You don't have permission to access that file."

Edit: it appears you fixed it.
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: texasmom on March 17, 2008, 07:21:30 PM: Sorry. Willie Nelson is a total banana. I just can't ever make the Willie/Skuzzy connection there.
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Elfie on March 17, 2008, 07:22:02 PM: Quote from: Ripsnort on March 17, 2008, 02:36:02 PM
:rofl

Or...

On the net again
Just can't wait to get on the net again
The life I love is banning posters with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the net again

On the net again
Surfin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the net again.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 17, 2008, 07:41:16 PM: Quote from: trax1 on March 17, 2008, 07:12:18 PM
Skuzzy, did you ever know that your my hero, cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

(http://prince.org/i/s/icon_brownnose.gif)

:lol
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 17, 2008, 07:49:03 PM: Quote from: texasmom on March 17, 2008, 07:21:30 PM
Sorry. Willie Nelson is a total banana. I just can't ever make the Willie/Skuzzy connection there.
That's because your man has never made love to you with a Willie Nelson song playing for background music. :D
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: REP0MAN on March 17, 2008, 07:49:11 PM: I don't think Skuzzy IS this song, but it would definitely work as his theme song.

http://www.mobile41.com/ringtones/mp3/tv2/walker_texas_ranger.mp3
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: AKIron on March 17, 2008, 10:58:38 PM: Maybe this one: http://puffin.creighton.edu/museums/archive/8_dkovach/midi/halloween.html

;)
Title: From Avenue Q
Post by: Raptor on March 17, 2008, 11:04:41 PM: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8549046180530319575&q=Schadenfreude&total=731&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2

GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

NICKY:
I'll say.

GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

NICKY:
Happy?!

GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

NICKY:
Yeah...

GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?

NICKY:
Sure!

GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!

NICKY:
You bet!

GARY COLEMAN:
That's...

GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!

NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?

GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
"diddly you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?

GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!

NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!

GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!

NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!

GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!

NICKY:
Watching actors never reach

GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!

GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: FBplmmr on March 18, 2008, 05:25:16 AM: I think he humms 'Hammertime" :lol
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: trax1 on March 18, 2008, 07:01:00 AM: I tour around the web, from Aces High to E-Bay
It's Skuzzy go Skuzzy MC Skuzzy yo Skuzzy, lets see HiTech rap this way
You can't post this
Stop...Skuzzy time

MC Skuzzy - You can't post this
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Airhead on March 18, 2008, 09:59:04 AM: Quote from: Ripsnort
That's because your man has never made love to you with a Willie Nelson song playing for background music. :D

And your man has? ;)

(Heya Rip. :) )
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 18, 2008, 10:07:44 AM: Quote from: Airhead on March 18, 2008, 09:59:04 AM
And your man has? ;)

(Heya Rip. :) )
Well, yes, until you left me on that beach you squeak!
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Shuffler on March 18, 2008, 10:13:44 AM: Quote from: Skuzzy on March 17, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Feels more like Harry Chapin's 30,000 pounds of bananas

:huh

:lol
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 18, 2008, 12:00:44 PM: Quote from: FBplmmr on March 18, 2008, 05:25:16 AM
I think he humms 'Hammertime" :lol
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Ripsnort on March 18, 2008, 12:19:13 PM: I think Nuke, Sabre or one of our other Brothers should come up with a song and share it with us. :pray :rock
Title: Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
Post by: Gowan on March 18, 2008, 12:37:52 PM: this is probably what he sings while at work...

dun, dun, dun, another noob bites the dust!
dun, dun, dun, another noob bites the dust!
and another one down, and another one down!
another noob bites the dust!
HEY! Im gonna get you too!
Another one bites the dust!