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Title: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 21, 2008, 09:15:19 PM
A young guy from Mississippi moves to Florida and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The
Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi "

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today?

The kid says "One."

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$121,237.65."

The boss says "$121,237.65? What the hell did you sell?"

The kid says,"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat. So we
went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Boston
Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so
I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4
Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and
I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."

Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: Elfie on March 21, 2008, 10:01:55 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Even my wife thought that was funny!  :D
Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: LePaul on March 21, 2008, 10:11:05 PM
Oooh so true.

I was behind a guy in line today at the store...box of tampax and a bottle of Jack Daniels.  Wow.
Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: Xasthur on March 21, 2008, 10:33:54 PM
Oooh so true.

I was behind a guy in line today at the store...box of tampax and a bottle of Jack Daniels.  Wow.


Hahahahahaha

That's brilliant.

Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: Airscrew on March 22, 2008, 12:30:51 AM
 :rofl, I gotta save that one for my dad
Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: Spikes on March 22, 2008, 01:02:37 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: AWMac on March 22, 2008, 05:24:58 AM
That was Great!!!

Thanx

 :rofl

Mac
Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: Meatwad on March 22, 2008, 10:41:49 AM
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Greatest salesman in the world
Post by: Gowan on March 22, 2008, 11:55:50 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl