Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: rpm on March 22, 2008, 03:54:47 AM
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, the management is proud to present to you, the evening's star attraction. Here they are back from their exclusive three year tour of Europe, Scandinavia and the sub continent. Won't you welcome from Calumet City, Illinois the showband of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues... THE BLUES BROTHERS!!!(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e287/liz_dewdney/BluesBrothers_2.jpg)
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http://www.bluesbrothers.com/25th_Anniversary_DVD.html (http://www.bluesbrothers.com/25th_Anniversary_DVD.html)
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"Watta ya want for nuthin?"
:cool:
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbb bbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr rr bisquit?
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I have seen the light!
:rock
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"Wow. This mall's got everything."
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“It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!....................HIT IT!!!”
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Did you get me my Cheese Wiz, boy?
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Our lady of blessid acceleration don't fail us now...
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I hate Illinois Nazis...
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"$5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?"
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"We're getting the band back together..."
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"OW YOU FAT PENGUIN!"
I can currently do a pretty sweet cover of their version of Ghost Riders in the Sky from Blues Brothers 2000.
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Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here! This is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are gonna turn around and walk right out of here - without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and without Matt 'Guitar' Murphy!
(http://rubenerdshow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/bluesbrothers425.jpeg)
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"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
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The new Oldsmobile's are in early this year.
shamus
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The light was yellow, sir.
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"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
Fix the cigarette lighter
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Use of unnessessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
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Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.
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Hut, HUT, HUT, hut hut, HUT!
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Well, this is definitely Lower Wacker Drive.
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The scene with the hovering nun was always my favorite.
Isnt Steven Spielberg in that movie, as the city tax clerk?
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(http://www.belushi.com/blue.jpg)
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The scene with the hovering nun was always my favorite.
Isnt Steven Spielberg in that movie, as the city tax clerk?
Cook County Assessor's Office Clerk
I remember watching a special with Dan Aykroyd when BB2K was being made. There were so many things they did that simply could not be done today, like getting permission to drive 140mph thru Chicago and crashing thru the Richard Daly building. They even went back and reshot several of the high speed scenes and added people walking to give perspective to just how fast they were really going and not trick photography. He gave Mayor Jane Byrne tons of credit for having the vision to see what the film was about and giving them permission to do those stunts.
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Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun...
:)
Mac
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We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
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How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Your women. I want to buy your women.
The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Too damn funny!
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Jake: "Where's the car?"
Elwood: "What car?"
Jake: "The Caddy we used to have! The Bluesmobile!"
Elwood: "Oh. I traded it."
Jake: "You traded it for THIS?"
Elwood: "No. a Microphone."
Jake: " A Microphone?...Ok, I can see that."
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I'm fairly confident we can recite the entire script in this thread without resorting to Google.
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"Breaks my heart to see a boy that young goin' bad."
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Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]
Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss, then he drops her in the mud]
Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.
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John Candy: Hi, this is car um... What number are we?
Other Cop: Five-five.
John Candy: Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!
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John Candy: Hi, this is car um... What number are we?
Other Cop: Five-five.
John Candy: Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!
Classic! :aok
"They broke my watch."
"This is glue. Strrooonnggg Stuff."
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Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun...
:)
Mac
Bow, bow, bow!
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Well...let's see...that's two hundred dollars and you fellers drank four hundred dollars worth of beer...
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John Belushi was a great actor. Fame and fortune take a hard toll, especially on the young.
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I'll sell it to you boys for $2000. Shoot, i'll even throw in the black keys for free.