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Title: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on March 25, 2008, 12:58:02 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080324/od_nm/gophers_odd_dc;_ylt=Ai.5QEhLmqo8tCnLuSaNxWEuQE4F

Somebody saw Caddyshack too many times.
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: Holden McGroin on March 25, 2008, 01:25:51 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b7f828efe (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b7f828efe)
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: SIG220 on March 25, 2008, 02:39:01 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080324/od_nm/gophers_odd_dc;_ylt=Ai.5QEhLmqo8tCnLuSaNxWEuQE4F

Somebody saw Caddyshack too many times.

This is actually a most effective way to kill Gophers.

It is more fun, though, to shoot them, and make them explode.


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Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: Pooh21 on March 25, 2008, 02:58:50 AM
This is actually a most effective way to kill Gophers.

It is more fun, though, to shoot them, and make them explode.


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Animal Cruelty is one of the indicators of a serial killer.
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: Holden McGroin on March 25, 2008, 03:01:21 AM
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Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: SIG220 on March 25, 2008, 03:35:09 AM
Animal Cruelty is one of the indicators of a serial killer.


That is why I prefer to make them explode, so that they will not suffer in any way at all.   They are dead before they can realize what has happened.

I could never hunt game with a bow and arrow, for example.   I consider bow hunting way too cruel.  For you basically have to patiently wait for the animal to eventually bleed to death.

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Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: Meatwad on March 25, 2008, 07:06:25 AM
I think I just found a new toy :)
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: SkyRock on March 25, 2008, 07:40:28 AM

That is why I prefer to make them explode, so that they will not suffer in any way at all.   They are dead before they can realize what has happened.

I could never hunt game with a bow and arrow, for example.   I consider bow hunting way too cruel.  For you basically have to patiently wait for the animal to eventually bleed to death.

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A seasoned bow hunter always shoots for quick death spots such as the heart.
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: Modas on March 25, 2008, 07:42:27 AM

I could never hunt game with a bow and arrow, for example.   I consider bow hunting way too cruel.  For you basically have to patiently wait for the animal to eventually bleed to death.

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Do you realize that the broadheads on an arrow are as sharp as a surgeon's scalpal?  I used to bowhunt in highschool, and done correctly (like everything), lots of time the animal doesn't even realize its been hit.    I shot a doe one season from about 23 yards.  She flinched a little bit, her tail went up briefly, and she continued to walk as if nothing was remotely the matter.  She dropped about 40 feet from where I hit her.

Not to hijack the thread, but IMO, bowhunting is WAY more humane than hunting with a rifle.  People who bowhunt, practice religiously, and IMO are more likely to make a clean kill than then people who only pick up their rifle once a year, go out, blaze away, resulting in gut shots, shot off legs etc.  Obviously not that every rifle hunter is like that, but a lot are and I've seen more than my fair share of them.

Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: wooly15 on March 25, 2008, 07:52:37 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b7f828efe (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b7f828efe)

Whoa!  I wonder If I could use that on the moles wreaking havoc on my lawn?
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: texasmom on March 25, 2008, 08:42:22 AM
Y'all are just plain not nice.
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: Reschke on March 25, 2008, 09:12:26 AM
Dang gophers just have to win once in a while.
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: Maverick on March 25, 2008, 09:59:55 AM
RODENATOR Now THAT'S a handle. Who was it that was looking for a new name?

Personally, I think that was the name of the "sniper" hillary was talking about........ pity he either had a misfire or missed.
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: AWMac on March 25, 2008, 01:01:38 PM
Will this RODENATOR thing rid me of the possums in my attic?

Mac
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 25, 2008, 01:07:39 PM
Will this RODENATOR thing rid me of the possums in my attic?

Mac
only one way to find out :D
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: wooly15 on March 25, 2008, 02:16:21 PM
only one way to find out :D

Just had a great mental image of you pumping an attic full of propane/air, firing it off and the roof looking like the surface of the ground when he shot that thing  :rofl
Title: Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
Post by: TEXAS20 on March 25, 2008, 02:32:04 PM
Will this RODENATOR thing rid me of the possums in my attic?

Mac

Mac you might want to consider Zoloft  or Prozac for that .  They work on bats in the belfry ......they got to work on possums in your attic!