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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Jackal1 on March 25, 2008, 09:06:07 AM
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Your donation is requested by the Monument Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington , D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on somebody else's money.
Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
Governor's Mansion, Albany, New York
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.69 so far.
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Isn't $5 million a bit steep for a bobble head?
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That's one of the more clever things you've ever said.
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Isn't $5 million a bit steep for a bobble head?
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Coffee on the old monitor routine.
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Brilliant! :lol
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Isn't $5 million a bit steep for a bobble head?
Think of it in democratic party terms. It's not a donation, it's a new tax.
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KFC just anounced a new meal deal. The Hillary. 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts, and a left wing.
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Isn't $5 million a bit steep for a bobble head?
We have a Winnar!
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Mac