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Title: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 07:31:42 PM
What fish say to one another when they meet?
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 26, 2008, 07:32:43 PM
not as much as i wonder if my underwear has feelings
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 07:33:50 PM
not as much as i wonder if my underwear has feelings

Do they?
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 26, 2008, 07:35:45 PM
I'm afraid to ask... i don't think i could live with myself knowing what i've done to them
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 07:38:04 PM
Do they scream in pain?


 :noid
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 26, 2008, 07:39:54 PM
Yes... but only fish can hear them...

Hey, you don't think thats what they talk about when they meet each other do you?  :noid
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 07:42:23 PM
I believe I have a strong suspicion that that is what the fish indeed talk about  :noid
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Neubob on March 26, 2008, 07:45:01 PM
Slow day guys?
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 07:45:28 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 26, 2008, 07:57:06 PM
why do you ask?
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: mensa180 on March 26, 2008, 07:58:49 PM
I'm thirsty.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: SuBWaYCH on March 26, 2008, 07:58:55 PM
Slow day guys?

Yep.

so watcha's all havin for dinnner?
 :)
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
I had a salad


I am not feeling too well
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 26, 2008, 08:01:43 PM
2 glasses of Scotch... now i'm not sure what to eat
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 26, 2008, 08:03:32 PM
Yep.

so watcha's all havin for dinnner?
 :)
Just had some leftover seal with some crushed ice spread on it. The blood is nice a nice drink, to be honest  :)
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: CptTrips on March 26, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
What fish say to one another when they meet?

Fish 1: Morning
Fish 2: Morning
Fish 3: Morning
Fish 4: Morning
Fish 3: Morning
Fish 1: Morning
Fish 2: Morning
Fish 4: What's New?
Fish 1: Not Much.
Fishes 5 and 6: Morning
Others: Morning
Fish 1: Frank was just asking what's new.
Fish 5: Was He?
Fish 1: Yeah. Uh huh.
Fish 3: Hey look, Howard's being eaten.
Fish 2: Is He?
[They move forward to watch a waiter serving a large grilled fish to a large man.]

Fish 2: Makes you think doesn't it?
Fish 4: I mean... what's it all about?
Fish 5: Beats me.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: SOB on March 26, 2008, 08:11:54 PM
I had a salad


I am not feeling too well
Yah, salads'll do that to ya
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 08:14:43 PM
Actually i was sick before that.

The flu is finally getting to me
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: uberslet on March 26, 2008, 08:16:03 PM
Yep.

so watcha's all havin for dinnner?
 :)
veal parm, bowl of cerial, and some roast beef grinder. pretty good....
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Lukanian-7 on March 26, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
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Actually i was sick before that.

The flu is finally getting to me

[/quote]

Bob Marley Will Cure That Right Up For You :D

http://www.xango4096.com/audios/pp/onelove.mp3 (http://www.xango4096.com/audios/pp/onelove.mp3)[
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on March 26, 2008, 08:46:40 PM
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4978/rock72ox2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Answer your question?

(theres links to more of these cartoons at the bottom of this page if you're interested)
http://www.stripersonline.com/Pages/rockfish/rock_67.shtml
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 08:51:22 PM
You silly, fish no watch tv :)
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: nirvana on March 26, 2008, 08:57:47 PM
Fish don't talk!  They don't even have souls! :furious
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 09:00:52 PM
Zombie fishes
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 26, 2008, 09:19:09 PM
Fish don't talk!  They don't even have souls! :furious
why does a croaker croak?
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: mg1942 on March 26, 2008, 09:20:07 PM
I had a salad


I am not feeling too well


Try mandarin chicken salad from Wendy's :aok
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 09:22:26 PM
I didnt know they even sold one of them salads
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: nirvana on March 26, 2008, 09:23:05 PM
why does a croaker croak?

Because they were made to do it, just like you were made to be a Wonkerer, Willy Wonka was made to be a candy man!  Who can take the sunshine....
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: mg1942 on March 26, 2008, 09:25:31 PM
I think I'm scared of eating salads now.  I know someone who has blood clot and he's not allowed to eat leafy stuff... like salads :noid

 
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on March 26, 2008, 09:26:20 PM
I think I'm scared of eating salads now.  I know someone who has blood clot and he's not allowed to eat leafy stuff... like salads :noid

 

Salad = What real food eats
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 09:26:43 PM
Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candyman, the candyman can,
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie
The candyman? The candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

The Candyman makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,
The candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
'cause the candyman thinks it should
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 26, 2008, 09:38:42 PM
http://www.ocean.udel.edu/mas/seafood/croaker.html

http://www.jerrylabella.com/atlantic_croaker.htm

it croaks because it is about to croak and be my dinner.

Because they were made to do it, just like you were made to be a Wonkerer, Willy Wonka was made to be a candy man!  Who can take the sunshine....
I don't have a clue what you are talking about.

but apparently Meathead does.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 26, 2008, 09:39:25 PM
err Meatwad that is.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 09:40:42 PM
http://www.ocean.udel.edu/mas/seafood/croaker.html

http://www.jerrylabella.com/atlantic_croaker.htm

it croaks because it is about to croak and be my dinner.
I don't have a clue what you are talking about.

but apparently Meathead does.

GRRR  :mad:
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 26, 2008, 09:48:57 PM
http://www.croakersspot.com/

if I ever go to Richmond Va. and remember to, I gonna check this joint out. lookit the menu. ohhh yummmm.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 26, 2008, 09:51:00 PM
GRRR  :mad:
eat a sausage pizza.

and with that I'm off to bed. laters  :salute :P :t
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 09:53:43 PM
eat a sausage pizza.


Your a pottymouth   :P
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Holden McGroin on March 26, 2008, 11:52:39 PM
Because they were made to do it, just like you were made to be a Wonkerer, Willy Wonka was made to be a candy man!  Who can take the sunshine....

So what was Willy Wanka made to be?
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: nirvana on March 27, 2008, 12:21:20 AM
Why he was made to be a candy man of course!
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Holden McGroin on March 27, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
no  no  W-A-nka
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Gowan on March 27, 2008, 12:58:35 AM
mg1942, by any chance is that avatar from Ghost in the Shell?
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: JB88 on March 27, 2008, 04:28:10 AM
i just want you all to know that i have skipped all responses and posted blindy to the fact that i have, indeed, wondered what it was like when fish meet.

but then it wore off and i woke up with a woman who looked like the scaly end of an old saw blade.

and i stopped wondering on a larger scale.

currently focusing in the meeting of all forms of angelfish.

big and small.

awooooooga.



Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DiabloTX on March 27, 2008, 06:33:43 AM
You know why fish stay so thin?

They eat fish.

Wif lotsa buttah!
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: nirvana on March 27, 2008, 08:04:05 AM
Not touching that one, Holden....
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 27, 2008, 03:21:23 PM
You know why fish stay so thin?

They eat fish.

Wif lotsa buttah!

Must be why I couldnt catch any when I ran out of bait and started using mcdonalds french fries instead of worms
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on March 27, 2008, 04:01:00 PM
Must be why I couldnt catch any when I ran out of bait and started using mcdonalds french fries instead of worms

I've seen fish caught on french fries before
 :noid

hot dogs and sausages as well
 :noid
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 27, 2008, 05:21:37 PM
 :noid
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: nirvana on March 27, 2008, 05:43:27 PM
My cousin's have a catfish pond.  They chum the water with fish pellets and then throw in hooks baited with hot dog.  Then of course my aunt has caught catfish on soap before so don't ask me :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 27, 2008, 06:56:26 PM
I've seen fish caught on french fries before
 :noid

hot dogs and sausages as well
 :noid
don't forget they like sausage pizza too.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DiabloTX on March 27, 2008, 08:19:53 PM
Ain't no grubbin' like grubbin' on a fried fish sammich.

mmm-mmm-good!
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 27, 2008, 08:44:59 PM
don't forget they like sausage pizza too.

They can have that nasty disgusting stuff
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 28, 2008, 07:10:01 PM
Ain't no grubbin' like grubbin' on a fried fish sammich.

mmm-mmm-good!
how about a flounder sammich with tartar sauce for breakfast?

a guy I worked with 22 years ago, every Sat. morning at 4:30 am, he'd eat one leftover from his Fri. evening fish supper.

always thought the guy was nuts.
I mean come on, leftover fish? no such thing.
I always cleaned my plate, when I eat fish.



Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: DieAz on March 28, 2008, 07:16:01 PM
They can have that nasty disgusting stuff

ok ok ok 
how about a porkchop pizza?

or one of those Hawaiian pizza with chopped BBQ pork?

hmmm I'm gonna have to try that one. oh that sounds good. making my mouth water thinking bout it.
Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: culero on March 28, 2008, 07:28:16 PM
how about a flounder sammich with tartar sauce for breakfast?

a guy I worked with 22 years ago, every Sat. morning at 4:30 am, he'd eat one leftover from his Fri. evening fish supper.

always thought the guy was nuts.
I mean come on, leftover fish? no such thing.
I always cleaned my plate, when I eat fish.

Actually, cold fried fish makes a wonderful sandwich. When we cook speckled trout, we always cook way too  much to eat. Lunch tomorrow: cold filets on white bread with mayonnaise black pepper and thin sliced 1015 onion. I enjoy that more than the fresh hot the night before.

Title: Re: Do ya ever wonder
Post by: Meatwad on March 28, 2008, 07:29:14 PM

ok ok ok 
how about a porkchop pizza?

or one of those Hawaiian pizza with chopped BBQ pork?

hmmm I'm gonna have to try that one. oh that sounds good. making my mouth water thinking bout it.


Now that sounds good!