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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Gowan on March 30, 2008, 11:45:01 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo)
I wanna be a god when i die!
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About the only thing they got right was polygamy :lol
Morons
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About the only thing they got right was polygamy :lol
Morons
Polygamy! :eek:
I can hardly stand listening to one women complain!
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Polygamists are masochists
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Is that an accurate representation of the beliefs of Mormonism?
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Mormon/polygamists are nuts. Why would any sane man want to listen to more than one wife saying:
1. You are a LOSER!
2. I should have married Bob/Bill/Ted/ or <insert a name here>
3. I KNOW I said that I wanted another child...but that was ... YOU SHUT UP!....that was BEFORE!
4. IS that ALL THERE IS?! I can't be expected to make it on this! You're gonna have to find another JOB!
5. I don't care WHAT you did at work today! Get in there and WASH the damn DISHES! I need a BREAK!
6. Ukkk! YOU change that diaper! The smell makes me want to puke!
7. NOT TONIGHT YOU'RE NOT! Your card-playin' buddies can wait! I need you to take me to mothers'! It's an hours' drive and I'm NOT going by myself!
8. Don't lay that line on ME! There AREN'T a lot of fish in the sea! Nobody else would HAVE you!
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Mormon/polygamists are nuts. Why would any sane man want to listen to more than one wife saying:
1. You are a LOSER!
2. I should have married Bob/Bill/Ted/ or <insert a name here>
3. I KNOW I said that I wanted another child...but that was ... YOU SHUT UP!....that was BEFORE!
4. IS that ALL THERE IS?! I can't be expected to make it on this! You're gonna have to find another JOB!
5. I don't care WHAT you did at work today! Get in there and WASH the damn DISHES! I need a BREAK!
6. Ukkk! YOU change that diaper! The smell makes me want to puke!
7. NOT TONIGHT YOU'RE NOT! Your card-playin' buddies can wait! I need you to take me to mothers'! It's an hours' drive and I'm NOT going by myself!
8. Don't lay that line on ME! There AREN'T a lot of fish in the sea! Nobody else would HAVE you!
you also forgot
"I'm tired, I have a headache, I have an early meeting, its that time of the month, i'm not in the mood" :D
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The other thing to remember (beware!) is that when women co-habit in groups their cycles tend to synchronise.
:O
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Multiple wives is one thing. Just make sure there's both bathrooms and booze in ample supply and you're good.
It's the multiple M.I.L.'s that'll kill ya.
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Is that an accurate representation of the beliefs of Mormonism?
I don't think it is. I'm friends with a Mormon woman who is absolutely one of the most God-minded people I've ever met, and a wonderful example of a virtuous woman.
I'm pretty sure she would have laughed had she seen that video.
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Is that an accurate representation of the beliefs of Mormonism?
You will never get a true mormon follower to admit it, but, yes.
I've studied mormonism for a while now after living in Phoenix for most of my life. They are partially headquartered in Mesa, Az. Being a Christian, I had to know what I was dealing with when they came to the door every month or so.
I could fill many, many pages here with information that would floor you. Any questions, PM me. :)
:aok
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I don't think it is. I'm friends with a Mormon woman who is absolutely one of the most God-minded people I've ever met, and a wonderful example of a virtuous woman.
I'm pretty sure she would have laughed had she seen that video.
Be careful TxMom. She will try to suck you in.
I have many friends who are mormon. They truly are very good people. They live clean lives and are good to have as neighbors and friends. But if you give them the chance, they will suck you into their cult. Before you know it, you will be wearing the sacred underwear and getting "washed" by the high priests in your temple visit. Keep your guard up when she talks about religion mom. For your own good.
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Be careful TxMom. She will try to suck you in.
I have many friends who are mormon. They truly are very good people. They live clean lives and are good to have as neighbors and friends. But if you give them the chance, they will suck you into their cult. Before you know it, you will be wearing the sacred underwear and getting "washed" by the high priests in your temple visit. Keep your guard up when she talks about religion mom. For your own good.
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Thanks for the warning. She knows that's off limits, as our disagreements would probably ruin the friendship we share.
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You disagree with a mormon, that is usually the end of their interaction with you. Like I said, they are usually decent people but they are all smart enough to move on when they find someone with a brain.
:)
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I seem to have a couple come through the neighborhood every other month or so. When I see them coming I grab a beer, light a smoke and answer the door. Before they can say anything I offer them a beer and tell them I don't trust anyone who wont drink a beer with me. They tend to leave quickly.
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I answer the door naked :lol
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That cartoon just scratches the surface of their beliefs. The Mormon Church has tried very hard to change their public image and become more mainstream and pass themselves off as traditional Christians with an additional message. And they have been very successful in creating this new mainstream image, but at their core they still have all these beliefs that don't have anything to do with Christianity.
As far as I know, that cartoon is accurate except that they have had "new revelations" about people with African ancestry and they can now become full members of the church.
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I answer the door in blackface and doo-rags.
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i just noticed something
Scientology, a crackpot religion, started by a fiction writer, L. Ron Hubbard
Mormonism, a probable crackpot religion, starded by a fiction writer, Joseph Smith
Both religions are younger than this country, and it is suprising that stupid people (aka Tom Cruise) follow these types of things...
There are about only 4 main religions that have survived over 1,300 years. the four i know off the top of my head are Islam (started circa mid 600's AD), Christianity (Started circa 35 AD), Judaism (Started circa 2000 BC), and Hindu (Easily the oldest religion still practiced today)
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SO what you are saying is...
Crackpot Science fiction is not a new thing?
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im not saying it is, but why does it have to be a religion
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im not saying it is, but why does it have to be a religion
Tithing brings in more cash than Royalties do.
I have a few LDS friends, and most belive in this stuff about as much as my Cathoic friends believe in Transubstantiation, which is not at all.
Not to say that Mormonism isn't a whacked out Relgion based on one guy wanting to surround himself with tail, but at least they have some good people out there.
-Sik