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Title: joke for the mornin
Post by: texasmom on April 01, 2008, 09:54:23 AM

(The honesty of someone who is drunk)

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'





The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: AWMac on April 01, 2008, 09:59:00 AM

 :rofl

Dammm you owe me a keyboard Mom!!!!

 :aok

Mac

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: Airscrew on April 01, 2008, 11:13:33 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: CAP1 on April 01, 2008, 11:19:51 AM

Quote from: texasmom on April 01, 2008, 09:54:23 AM

(The honesty of someone who is drunk)

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'





The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

 :rofl :rofl
thanks for that!! a very much needed laugh!

<<S>>

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: Latrobe on April 01, 2008, 12:35:43 PM

I was expecting a "cause there's no beer" or something like that. Did not see that coming!  :lol

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: RTHolmes on April 01, 2008, 01:07:18 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: Tango on April 01, 2008, 01:45:14 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: ROX on April 01, 2008, 02:17:09 PM

    :rofl    :rofl     :rofl 

Thank you TxMom....I needed that.


ROX

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: gwano on April 01, 2008, 02:37:15 PM

 :lol :lol :lol

Thats really good! :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: joke for the mornin
Post by: SD67 on April 01, 2008, 03:18:02 PM

OMG! That's so bad it's funny!
:rofl