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Title: some of lifes scretes
Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 12:50:20 AM: INSTINCT

Imagine what life would be without it.
Title: Re: some of lifes scretes
Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 01:03:23 AM: btw this is a new forum game that was just invented. :lol
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 01:04:01 AM: what now?
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Post by: DREDIOCK on April 02, 2008, 01:05:06 AM: I think MrCoffee has been spending some time with his "old Grand dad" LOL
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 01:05:55 AM: Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 01:04:01 AM
what now?

WHAT NOW?

when you just finished something and forgot about instinct.
Title: Me thinks
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 01:10:14 AM: That mr coffee has gone nucking futs
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Post by: LEDPIG on April 02, 2008, 01:15:21 AM: Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 01:10:14 AM
That mr coffee has gone nucking futs

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Too much coffee i believe... :uhoh :rolleyes:
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Post by: storch on April 02, 2008, 01:15:55 AM: is a screte a french pastry?
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Post by: Jackal1 on April 02, 2008, 03:41:23 AM: Pssssst.<looks around for the fuzz>...............got any more of them scretes?
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Post by: SD67 on April 02, 2008, 03:53:03 AM: Isn't screte what you do AFTER you eat the pastry and drink the coffee?
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 04:20:59 AM: IMPOSSIBLE

Because I said so.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 04:22:43 AM: TIME

Because there aint ever enough time and time is money.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 04:27:04 AM: A GOOD BEATING

Because a good beating is sometimes a part of life.
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Post by: Jackal1 on April 02, 2008, 04:28:13 AM: Quote from: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 04:22:43 AM
TIME

Because there aint ever enough time and time is money.

No...time is not money.
It cannot be traded, bought, stopped or slowed......but it can be made.
Making time still rates right up there.

:)
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Post by: senna on April 02, 2008, 04:50:41 AM: CHEAP

When you want something but too cheap to pay for it. Thus cant have it.
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Post by: senna on April 02, 2008, 04:52:18 AM: LOYALTY

free
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 05:26:15 AM: IGNORANT

Because time is a ruthless widow that will not remember or care.
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 05:30:06 AM: COLDPLAY

that's how we know you are gay.
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Post by: SD67 on April 02, 2008, 05:36:06 AM: Quote from: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 05:30:06 AM
COLDCREAM

that's how we know you are gay.

Fixed :aok
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 05:42:33 AM: Quote from: SD67 on April 02, 2008, 05:36:06 AM

SD67

obviously gay.

:cool:

fixed.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 05:44:00 AM: OKYDOKI

Because sometimes things dont work out as you expect it and so you say OKYDOKI. Then things are better after that.
Title: Re: some of lifes scretes
Post by: SD67 on April 02, 2008, 05:47:23 AM: :rofl JB88
Touche`
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 05:48:02 AM: THIS THREAD.

is thooper thanks for athking.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 06:22:05 AM: Stupid

Because you are
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Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 07:28:41 AM: INBREEDING

Nothin says lovin' like marryin' your cousin
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 02, 2008, 08:11:04 AM: LOCKED

Because some people just never get it.
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Post by: DrDea on April 02, 2008, 08:16:24 AM: :rofl :rofl
PWND
cause Skuzzy has the big hammer
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 10:27:31 AM: Quote from: Skuzzy on April 02, 2008, 08:11:04 AM
LOCKED

Because some people just never get it.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

SKUZZY

because you had it coming.

:cool:
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Post by: LEDPIG on April 02, 2008, 10:35:22 AM: Quote from: Skuzzy on April 02, 2008, 08:11:04 AM
LOCKED

Because some people just never get it.

This one was just toooooo funny..... :rofl :rofl

:aok
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 11:10:59 AM: Why Not?

Because.....
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 12:25:09 PM: BECAUSE I SAID SO.

because i said so.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 12:26:25 PM: :rock

Because I rock
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 12:27:54 PM: LOL

not really.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 12:28:35 PM: STUPIDER

Does exist not as an english word although some people think it does and cannot be helpd otherwise. see instinct.
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 12:32:48 PM: MENSA

it means retarded girl in spanish.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 12:41:16 PM: See Rule #16
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 12:42:18 PM: FLYING SAUCERS

Do exist but not anyone in their right minds will admit that saw one. Flying saucers are expensive because they are made on other planets from space materials.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 01:56:54 PM: RETARDED

Retarded people are like kids. They are lucky they dont have to work and get to stay at home all day and do nothing except be retarded.
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Post by: texasmom on April 02, 2008, 01:57:53 PM: Quote from: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 01:56:54 PM
RETARDED

Retarded people are like kids. They are lucky they dont have to work and get to stay at home all day and do nothing except be retarded.
Is that why you're at home today Mr. Coffee?
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Post by: Maverick on April 02, 2008, 02:00:15 PM: Nice shot there Txmom! You hit the target square on and that's going to leave a mark.
:aok :D
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Post by: Jackal1 on April 02, 2008, 02:01:49 PM: This continues and there will be an overdose or two. Then the Scretes Rehab centers will be overran.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 02:04:18 PM: MCDONALDS

Has good food and is cheap. :D
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 02:04:32 PM: TEXASMOM

pwned you.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 02:11:10 PM: LIGHTENING

Lightening never strikes twice in the same area and is very scary.
Title: Re: some of lifes scretes
Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 02:17:30 PM: TWISTED

i saw that before the edit. it was twisted dude.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 02:24:05 PM: IRONY

Irony is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what a speaker or a writer says and what he or she means, or is generally understood.
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 02, 2008, 02:34:45 PM: ALTZHEIMER'S
Your memory is one of the first two things to go as you age, and the second one I can't recall.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 02:45:01 PM: PARADOX

A paradox can be a true statement or group of statements that leads to a contradiction or a situation which defies intuition. It can be, seemingly opposite, an apparent contradiction that actually expresses a non-dual truth.
Title: Re: some of lifes scretes
Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 03:24:42 PM: BADGES

we don't need no stinking badges.
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Post by: MrCoffee on April 02, 2008, 03:36:31 PM: OBAMA

Is gona save us all from Michael Moore.
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 03:54:17 PM: PLEDGE PINS

not on your uniform.
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Post by: 68ZooM on April 02, 2008, 03:59:18 PM: Electric Fence

Always know where your P'ing at night in the country
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Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 06:04:19 PM: FLYING MONKIES

Because Mac hates them
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 06:43:25 PM: MAC

pull his finger.
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Post by: Rollins on April 02, 2008, 07:24:53 PM: SPELLING

MrCoffee isn't a fan of it.
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Post by: Gowan on April 02, 2008, 07:47:40 PM: TEH' SKUZZINATOR

Because we aren't allowed to have a 100 page thread
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Post by: Gowan on April 02, 2008, 07:49:08 PM: SKUZZINATED

Both an adjective and a past form of a verb
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Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 07:50:26 PM: ARTIE

He is the strongest man of the world.
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Post by: mensa180 on April 02, 2008, 10:15:20 PM: Quote from: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 12:32:48 PM
MENSA

it means retarded girl in spanish.

Woaaaah. Hold up :D
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Post by: Wes14 on April 02, 2008, 10:29:57 PM: SHEEP

They pwn tanks.
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Post by: JB88 on April 02, 2008, 10:40:27 PM: DAY OFF

almost over.
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Post by: SD67 on April 03, 2008, 05:22:51 AM: MrCoffee

Needs to switch to DeCaf
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Post by: LEDPIG on April 03, 2008, 07:17:45 AM: This Is

Getting ridiculous...... :P
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Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 07:38:52 AM: SERIOUS BUSINESS

This thread
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Post by: LEDPIG on April 03, 2008, 07:51:59 AM: Quote from: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 07:38:52 AM
SERIOUS BUSINESS

This thread

Meatwad's avatar...

is throwing up.....
Title: Re: some of lifes scretes
Post by: AWMac on April 03, 2008, 08:01:31 AM: MEATWAD

What you toss onto pizza when you're all out of sausage.
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Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 02:42:32 PM: SAUSAGE PIZZA

Stuff worse then torture
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Post by: Rollins on April 03, 2008, 02:52:21 PM: WATERBOARDING
If it's as good as sausage pizza, I'm all for it.
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Post by: AWMac on April 04, 2008, 12:50:50 AM: CHOICES

Dismantle IEDs or waterboard.

*the Towels are over there*
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 04, 2008, 04:22:03 AM: Scretes

When you don't wrap your tool