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Title: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Guppy35 on April 02, 2008, 02:30:46 AM
A sure sign of the absolute silliness to come.

Flight one   Dead

Flight two never got high enough or fast enough to die.  Ended up ditched in flames
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/flight1.jpg)

Flight three.  rinse and repeat flight two but make it back to the field for the only acknowledged landing of the night
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/flight2.jpg)

Flight Four  dead

Flight Five  Made the field but got the ditch broken and battered.  Is there a pattern here? :)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/flight3.jpg)

Flight Six dead

Flight Seven ditched in flames again.  Same problem.  To low and slow to die in the furball.
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/flight5.jpg)

Flight Eight  rammed, missing wing, in flames and ditched again!  Corky the invincible!
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/flight7.jpg)

Flight Nine shot up, in flames about to roll in, but too slow and low.  Kick the gear out and it bounces in again :)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/flight8.jpg)

Flight Ten  Dead.

 Top that ya bastages!  A sure sign of things to come for Corky and the old 38G  :aok



Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: BMathis on April 02, 2008, 02:33:10 AM
 :rofl

Nice pics!
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Furball on April 02, 2008, 04:59:26 AM
Sounds like a fun game - how many 38's can you wreck in 10 mins :D
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: jon on April 02, 2008, 07:21:23 AM
Dont feel bad Dan titanic tuesday on a small map makes it tough. Keep your chin up. To save the time maybe find a capped runway,when you up, shut engine off ,roll film and wait. your bound to losse a wing and catch fire without the hassel of leaving the runway. And some vulchers might not kill you so you can have a successful landing.  :devil :salute
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Gianlupo on April 02, 2008, 07:39:15 AM
You're right, Corky, I'll never be able to even match your score! I have the bad habit of landing planes without losing parts.... and your constance is commendable! :lol

Jon, I love your signature :D (we need a drooling smiley!)
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Max on April 02, 2008, 08:04:25 AM
Corkey, your carbon footprint is ruining the planet  :cool:
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Guppy35 on April 02, 2008, 11:32:29 AM
Dont feel bad Dan titanic tuesday on a small map makes it tough. Keep your chin up. To save the time maybe find a capped runway,when you up, shut engine off ,roll film and wait. your bound to losse a wing and catch fire without the hassel of leaving the runway. And some vulchers might not kill you so you can have a successful landing.  :devil :salute

Definately no complaints here.  It was hilarious.  I did seriously consider just rolling out towards the fight and letting them shoot me on the ground.  It would have saved time :)
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: BMathis on April 02, 2008, 12:26:56 PM
Jon, I love your signature :D (we need a drooling smiley!)

I was just thinking the same thing... What's that from, the Blue Lagoon Movie?
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: crockett on April 02, 2008, 01:23:38 PM
I think I'm right there with you Guppy...I've died in some pretty piss poor ways this tour.

The worst was today while flying a 262. I made 4 passes on a set of B24's hit them 3 times one of the planes I hit twice.( I mean seeing the rounds explode types of hits) Nothing at all happened to the bombers, no smoking no missing parts nothing. Yet the 4th pass I get peppered "once" and get a pilot wound and a smoky engine.

So I RTB trying to save the ride, but no.. there is a P38 capping the closest Abase, so I have to fly on to the next. I get the wheels down almost at a stop on the runway and the plane blows up from the PW. :furious

Then a little while ago, I'm trying to make it home in a 190 A8 with several kills and a oil leak. Still had 10 on the oil pressure but the engine shut off early. So I'm almost home and coast as far as I can before I have to get the gears out. Only to then have the plane stop rolling inches away from cement.

Then add on pretty much every sortie these days, equals getting gang banged by tards and it's making for a pretty piss poor start of the tour.. I'm about to just take another month off and go play some COD4 or something I've been itching to try that game.
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: jon on April 02, 2008, 01:55:37 PM
Definately no complaints here.  It was hilarious.  I did seriously consider just rolling out towards the fight and letting them shoot me on the ground.  It would have saved time :)
just laughing with you Corky
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Shuffler on April 02, 2008, 02:23:42 PM
Definately no complaints here.  It was hilarious.  I did seriously consider just rolling out towards the fight and letting them shoot me on the ground.  It would have saved time :)

Not to mention got some some tank kills on the way  :aok
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Spatula on April 02, 2008, 02:46:34 PM
plug your joystick in...
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 02, 2008, 05:29:41 PM
Sounds like a fun game - how many 38's can you wreck in 10 mins :D

His record is 25 in ten minutes.  We have put Corky through a demanding physical regimine and under the intense training of Shuffler and Mensa, we hope to see Corky hit the 30 mark next tour.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: coola4me on April 03, 2008, 09:20:36 AM
I was just thinking the same thing... What's that from, the Blue Lagoon Movie?

Thats Jessica Alba, HOTTIE extraordinaire the movie is "Into The Blue"
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: DoNKeY on April 03, 2008, 09:25:20 AM
haha nice dan.
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: wrag on April 03, 2008, 02:45:05 PM
 :furious :furious :furious

I didn't get to shoot at any of em :O :O :O

I think that you're being selfish and stingy by NOT flying out of a base I was attacking! :cry

 :rofl  BTW I've had some GREAT fight with you Sir  :salute
Title: Re: Top my first 10 flights of the new tour...bet you can't!
Post by: bongaroo on April 04, 2008, 12:10:02 PM
yo dan!   long story but I need to be readmitted to the super secret SAPP forums, my account died mysteriously over the weekend