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Title: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 07:17:39 AM
I got this idea from a fishing BBS I belong to. The thread there is 85 pages long and has been active for about 3 years.
Here is how it works:

TELL A FIVE WORD STORY
Here's the way to tell a story.

The Rules:

1. Each participant must contribute ONLY five words to the story.

2. You may not contribute consecutively, wait a couple posts before adding another 5 words.

3. Grammatical conventions should be adhered to.

4. All punctuation marks do not add to the word count.

5. Anyone can end a sentance when they feel it appropriate by adding a period.

6. Make sure you are quick when posting. Seeing as we are all procrastinating, there is a slight chance that two people may post at the same time.

7. To add your 5 words, cut and paste the words from the post before you. Don't just quote the previous post because it will start to take up too much space. Cut, paste, add your 5 words.

Lets see if we can have some fun with it.
...and lets try not to get too personal and keep it light.

OK, I will start with the first 5 words

Saturday I will learn to
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 07:30:40 AM
eat lead based paint chips 


(This is gonna be fun) :rofl :cry
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 07:39:05 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes

(don't forget to copy and paste the first part:))
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Chairboy on April 02, 2008, 07:39:12 AM
EDIT: Never mind, this is off to a dumb start, like as if people are just trying to see who can be less coherent.  There's no story.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 02, 2008, 08:13:50 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 09:39:01 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 02, 2008, 09:45:18 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. With biscuits and gravy too.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 10:39:55 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DieAz on April 02, 2008, 11:07:20 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 02, 2008, 11:14:15 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on April 02, 2008, 11:21:44 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead remenants of based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 02, 2008, 11:35:02 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat lead remenants of based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?
       I looked at the calendar.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DieAz on April 02, 2008, 11:37:13 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 02, 2008, 11:45:25 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on April 02, 2008, 11:49:47 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: 68ZooM on April 02, 2008, 12:06:30 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
  it was dry and i was naked
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Shuffler on April 02, 2008, 12:10:36 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
  it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Bodhi on April 02, 2008, 12:20:53 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
  it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep,
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 12:24:34 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on April 02, 2008, 12:38:47 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 12:43:48 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 02, 2008, 12:49:44 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 02, 2008, 02:22:49 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 02, 2008, 02:47:43 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

  I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: LTARGlok on April 02, 2008, 02:52:25 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.

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Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: majic on April 02, 2008, 03:13:02 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 02, 2008, 03:25:39 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 02, 2008, 03:27:20 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 02, 2008, 03:29:59 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 02, 2008, 03:36:38 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on April 02, 2008, 04:08:27 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 02, 2008, 04:59:22 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Barnes828 on April 02, 2008, 05:05:24 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Shuffler on April 02, 2008, 05:14:37 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: mensa180 on April 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 02, 2008, 06:02:17 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 02, 2008, 06:02:58 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

How will you motivate voters
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DieAz on April 02, 2008, 08:01:23 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 08:03:18 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 02, 2008, 08:21:20 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them."
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 02, 2008, 08:49:06 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk.”
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 08:52:39 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on April 02, 2008, 09:01:54 PM

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 02, 2008, 09:08:09 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that

And then a viking appeared
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: majic on April 02, 2008, 11:33:46 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Gowan on April 02, 2008, 11:36:18 PM
aturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 11:48:00 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on April 02, 2008, 11:56:05 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ShrkBite on April 03, 2008, 12:41:32 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 03, 2008, 12:55:42 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on April 03, 2008, 01:18:59 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd

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 :D :rofl This is funny!
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 03, 2008, 01:22:26 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on April 03, 2008, 01:27:58 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 03, 2008, 01:34:15 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Pooh21 on April 03, 2008, 01:39:16 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 03, 2008, 03:15:59 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 03, 2008, 03:56:41 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment a
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 03, 2008, 06:51:23 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 07:25:11 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on April 03, 2008, 07:43:31 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 03, 2008, 11:09:58 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 03, 2008, 11:19:55 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Hornet33 on April 03, 2008, 11:25:57 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 03, 2008, 11:27:42 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 03, 2008, 11:43:54 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 03, 2008, 11:53:01 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 03, 2008, 12:24:35 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ShrkBite on April 03, 2008, 02:14:13 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 02:44:08 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 03, 2008, 02:55:09 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on April 03, 2008, 04:49:16 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 03, 2008, 05:36:06 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off in
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 03, 2008, 05:44:14 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: mensa180 on April 03, 2008, 05:49:46 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 03, 2008, 05:54:50 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed Skyrock was not a man.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 03, 2008, 05:57:17 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 03, 2008, 06:03:27 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 03, 2008, 06:07:21 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 03, 2008, 07:01:57 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 03, 2008, 07:07:21 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 03, 2008, 07:16:15 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 03, 2008, 07:21:19 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 03, 2008, 07:27:50 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 03, 2008, 07:33:21 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 03, 2008, 07:36:06 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 03, 2008, 07:38:33 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered.
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 03, 2008, 07:41:33 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.”
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on April 03, 2008, 09:13:35 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 03, 2008, 09:17:16 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 03, 2008, 09:24:53 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on April 03, 2008, 09:25:10 PM
nevermind, someone beat me  :)
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Chewybacca on April 03, 2008, 09:54:00 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. :She flys a b17 bomber
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 03, 2008, 09:58:01 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 10:17:41 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 03, 2008, 11:13:36 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 03, 2008, 11:17:31 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 11:18:37 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 03, 2008, 11:19:14 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 11:21:55 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 03, 2008, 11:26:02 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 03, 2008, 11:27:40 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 03, 2008, 11:37:20 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ShrkBite on April 04, 2008, 01:11:05 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 04, 2008, 01:15:55 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. And my Moose excretes Beer.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: rpm on April 04, 2008, 03:21:42 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 04, 2008, 04:20:10 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SPutz on April 04, 2008, 04:49:07 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 04, 2008, 06:52:27 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blairing music weapon
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on April 04, 2008, 10:23:13 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DieAz on April 04, 2008, 10:39:06 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 04, 2008, 12:38:54 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 04, 2008, 12:45:04 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 04, 2008, 01:49:55 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 04, 2008, 01:52:08 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 04, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 04, 2008, 02:53:57 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs.
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Barnes828 on April 04, 2008, 03:04:38 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 04, 2008, 03:12:24 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 04, 2008, 03:18:52 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 04, 2008, 03:44:26 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 04, 2008, 03:50:38 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 04, 2008, 04:45:43 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 04, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 04, 2008, 05:46:22 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 04, 2008, 05:48:31 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your knife up your butt crack"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 04, 2008, 05:50:17 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your knife up your butt crack"

Then, the thread was Skuzzinated.
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 04, 2008, 05:51:51 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your knife up your butt crack"

Then, the thread was Skuzzinated.

Everyone who posted got PNG'ed.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DieAz on April 04, 2008, 06:00:28 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 04, 2008, 10:26:51 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 05, 2008, 03:08:43 AM
Follow the rules, tools!  :aok 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 05, 2008, 03:17:59 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DieAz on April 05, 2008, 04:52:14 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 05, 2008, 07:18:21 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 05, 2008, 08:11:16 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 05, 2008, 09:38:34 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 05, 2008, 10:54:52 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 05, 2008, 10:57:09 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 05, 2008, 11:07:17 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: WilldCrd on April 05, 2008, 11:13:58 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 05, 2008, 11:22:39 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 05, 2008, 11:46:37 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 05, 2008, 11:58:11 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 05, 2008, 12:01:21 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 05, 2008, 12:16:38 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 05, 2008, 12:45:54 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 05, 2008, 01:24:32 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 05, 2008, 01:44:07 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans            style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'.

(BTW, you guys crack me up! :lol)
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 05, 2008, 01:51:02 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 05, 2008, 02:01:39 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."

"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: mensa180 on April 05, 2008, 02:02:12 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 05, 2008, 02:29:04 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 05, 2008, 02:49:18 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, drunk
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on April 05, 2008, 04:05:29 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 05, 2008, 04:25:04 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 05, 2008, 06:24:27 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 05, 2008, 06:36:17 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 06, 2008, 01:01:45 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 06, 2008, 02:51:29 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 06, 2008, 02:57:26 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 06, 2008, 03:06:27 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 06, 2008, 03:09:18 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 06, 2008, 03:58:07 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: eskimo2 on April 06, 2008, 08:18:12 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 06, 2008, 08:40:15 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend!
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 06, 2008, 09:20:08 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 06, 2008, 09:44:10 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the mound of
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: majic on April 06, 2008, 11:02:46 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Chewybacca on April 06, 2008, 11:04:39 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into skuzzies crouch.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 06, 2008, 04:00:18 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into skuzzies crouch. Everyone shouted "IN before da
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 06, 2008, 06:54:13 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
 Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into skuzzies crouch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 06, 2008, 07:31:32 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Chewybacca on April 06, 2008, 08:18:53 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 06, 2008, 10:58:18 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech!
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on April 06, 2008, 11:01:10 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech!  Everyone then rushed to put
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 06, 2008, 11:12:02 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech!  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 06, 2008, 11:20:40 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech!  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: majic on April 06, 2008, 11:42:26 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 06, 2008, 11:46:27 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 06, 2008, 11:50:31 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness.

 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 07, 2008, 02:30:25 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on April 07, 2008, 10:14:16 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 07, 2008, 07:33:28 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Rollins on April 07, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 07, 2008, 08:05:27 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 07, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: rpm on April 07, 2008, 09:23:47 PM
Both were inconvienient and halftrue.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 07, 2008, 09:31:49 PM
Both were inconvienient and halftrue.

 :huh
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Ripsnort on April 07, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Chewybacca on April 07, 2008, 11:09:20 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in it
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 08, 2008, 03:30:50 AM
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Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on April 08, 2008, 07:57:23 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 08, 2008, 07:59:22 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Coshy on April 08, 2008, 08:04:10 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Stampf on April 08, 2008, 08:09:22 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Ripsnort on April 08, 2008, 08:13:26 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Hornet33 on April 08, 2008, 10:46:25 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 08, 2008, 11:03:30 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 08, 2008, 11:13:14 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 08, 2008, 12:16:17 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed",
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 08, 2008, 12:19:28 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 08, 2008, 01:28:51 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 08, 2008, 01:32:37 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Hornet33 on April 08, 2008, 01:56:51 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 08, 2008, 08:01:40 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 08, 2008, 08:07:08 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 08:37:44 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret Yellow Submarine with Donzo

Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 08, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
Mac, come on man!  You can't go back 15 post and change the storyline.  Jeeze.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 08:46:48 PM
Mac, come on man!  You can't go back 15 post and change the storyline.  Jeeze.

Fixed... Jeeze... I'm an AARP Member .... crap give me a break already!

 :rofl

Mac

You'll be there soon someday!
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 08, 2008, 08:48:19 PM
Read the post above yours....you left out about a paragraph.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 08:53:28 PM
See America... this is where the "Abuse of the Elderly" begins....

Next I suspect you'll ask Skuzz for a "AH Old Nursing Home Forum" for us Old Farts...

"Yeah we had nothing in AH1, but we had 1 Spit5 that we had to share and WE were happy about it!"

 :)

Mac
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 08, 2008, 08:57:51 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 08, 2008, 09:04:20 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 08, 2008, 09:13:35 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 08, 2008, 09:56:22 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 10:01:21 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Chewybacca on April 08, 2008, 10:05:57 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 08, 2008, 10:08:05 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 10:10:11 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not shower
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 09, 2008, 04:41:37 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Coshy on April 09, 2008, 05:57:01 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: VWE on April 09, 2008, 06:09:57 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Stampf on April 09, 2008, 06:57:30 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 09, 2008, 07:11:33 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Ripsnort on April 09, 2008, 07:51:00 AM

Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 09, 2008, 09:01:32 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on a
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 09, 2008, 10:49:51 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Hornet33 on April 09, 2008, 10:56:13 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 09, 2008, 11:06:10 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 09, 2008, 11:10:40 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 09, 2008, 11:16:20 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 09, 2008, 11:39:15 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 09, 2008, 11:48:44 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ROX on April 09, 2008, 01:33:29 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 09, 2008, 04:46:24 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 09, 2008, 08:05:11 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..."
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 10, 2008, 11:25:21 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on April 10, 2008, 11:35:13 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on April 11, 2008, 12:09:59 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream",
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: LTARGlok on April 11, 2008, 12:31:01 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Chewybacca on April 11, 2008, 12:49:20 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 11, 2008, 02:42:57 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Stampf on April 11, 2008, 07:39:20 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 11, 2008, 07:47:55 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 11, 2008, 01:19:43 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on April 11, 2008, 02:05:53 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Gowan on April 11, 2008, 10:00:11 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 12, 2008, 08:38:57 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 12, 2008, 10:17:19 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time".
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Gowan on April 12, 2008, 11:55:07 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 12, 2008, 04:33:18 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office,
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 12, 2008, 09:19:51 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office, with no chance in hell
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 13, 2008, 01:20:28 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Gowan on April 13, 2008, 03:47:01 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 13, 2008, 03:53:25 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil,
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on April 13, 2008, 04:14:19 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs,
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 13, 2008, 06:09:08 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 13, 2008, 06:10:14 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 14, 2008, 01:35:50 AM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but

Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on April 15, 2008, 02:33:47 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Denholm on April 15, 2008, 02:39:20 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AKIron on April 15, 2008, 03:10:30 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 15, 2008, 03:41:49 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 15, 2008, 09:39:03 PM
Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: vorticon on April 15, 2008, 09:43:03 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: ShrkBite on April 15, 2008, 10:06:09 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on April 16, 2008, 12:18:46 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 16, 2008, 12:22:12 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 16, 2008, 12:41:10 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 16, 2008, 08:59:03 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Denholm on April 16, 2008, 11:23:43 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on April 16, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where’s
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 16, 2008, 03:56:41 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her?
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 18, 2008, 08:48:14 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Reschke on April 19, 2008, 11:20:05 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on April 19, 2008, 11:27:18 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on April 19, 2008, 11:38:56 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: 68ZooM on April 19, 2008, 11:46:13 PM
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 19, 2008, 11:51:02 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 20, 2008, 01:36:40 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 20, 2008, 01:49:26 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: zoozoo on April 20, 2008, 05:52:06 AM
saturday i will learn to read
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on April 20, 2008, 10:41:55 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Donzo on April 20, 2008, 01:03:05 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores."
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on April 23, 2008, 10:44:03 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores."


After the salad tossing was
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on May 23, 2008, 10:00:02 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and
 
 
 
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on May 23, 2008, 10:36:42 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on May 23, 2008, 02:26:13 PM
 :rofl   :aok
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on June 01, 2008, 03:25:50 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of





Oh and this is good stuff!  :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on June 01, 2008, 04:18:16 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Impakt on June 01, 2008, 04:23:25 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on June 01, 2008, 10:21:27 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: vorticon on June 01, 2008, 10:24:03 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on June 02, 2008, 04:28:18 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: JBA on June 02, 2008, 09:48:42 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky,
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Speed55 on June 02, 2008, 12:29:04 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on June 02, 2008, 10:55:15 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese,
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on June 02, 2008, 11:10:46 PM

Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Latrobe on June 03, 2008, 02:12:51 AM
I just want to say that this is by far the weirdest story I have ever read!  :lol Although I don't read much anyways. Absolutly none of it makes sense, and you can't even picture whats going on! Yet, thats what makes it so funny!  :rofl


Are we still in the Wal-mart Parking lot?  :lol
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on June 04, 2008, 11:34:04 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.


:)

Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on June 05, 2008, 12:10:54 PM

Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on June 05, 2008, 01:05:01 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on June 05, 2008, 01:11:27 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves good cheese.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on June 06, 2008, 12:56:23 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves good cheese sandwich, as long as it
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on June 06, 2008, 01:08:24 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on June 06, 2008, 01:15:37 AM

Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on June 06, 2008, 02:43:54 AM

Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Out"
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Blooz on June 06, 2008, 04:50:18 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on June 08, 2008, 12:34:13 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on June 18, 2008, 05:50:03 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Dowding on June 18, 2008, 06:00:06 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: angelsandair on June 18, 2008, 06:04:42 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: SD67 on June 18, 2008, 06:06:41 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: slipknot on June 18, 2008, 10:23:26 AM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.

Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: texasmom on June 18, 2008, 12:14:06 PM

Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.

Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on June 18, 2008, 02:27:45 PM
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.  But what about Friday?

I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting.  When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.  But then I realized I like being tazed naked.  This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo.  Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.  So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"  He said KING of Norway.

"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
               
"What if the pirates come?"

"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"

I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.

And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.

At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.

Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other.  He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.

That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.

Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS".  Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.  She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.

I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.  But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth".  After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness.  Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.  Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.

"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".  Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
     Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
       Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!"  Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks.  Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.  "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.

Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.  Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.

Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".

Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.  Then, out pops Wacko Jacko.  "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.

Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.  But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.

In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.

At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.

Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees.  His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.

Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on June 18, 2008, 03:53:10 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2

          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: AWMac on June 18, 2008, 04:36:36 PM
*5 words....?*
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on July 16, 2008, 10:40:15 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment,
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on July 16, 2008, 10:42:26 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on July 16, 2008, 10:43:58 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on July 16, 2008, 10:45:51 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style,
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on July 16, 2008, 10:48:49 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on July 16, 2008, 10:53:01 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Nwbie on July 16, 2008, 10:54:48 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." ......*5 words....?* thought AWMac, I
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on July 16, 2008, 10:55:05 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."  Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on July 16, 2008, 10:56:31 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."  Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on July 16, 2008, 10:57:57 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."  Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese.  "Snap out of it!", yelled
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on July 16, 2008, 11:00:12 PM
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.


                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."  Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese.  "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on July 16, 2008, 11:04:15 PM
                                          Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."  Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese.  "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering; pizza in a cup!  And not just any pizza in a cup, PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE IN A CUP!"  Mac couldn't believe his luck, just when it seemed to
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: Meatwad on July 16, 2008, 11:06:02 PM
                            Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."  Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese.  "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering; pizza in a cup!  And not just any pizza in a cup, PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE IN A CUP!"  Mac couldn't believe his luck, just when it seemed to go well, the Masked Avenger burst through the door
Title: Re: The Great O'Club Storytelling Thread
Post by: DiabloTX on July 16, 2008, 11:10:16 PM
  Chapter 2
          Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again.  But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."  Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese.  "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering; pizza in a cup!  And not just any pizza in a cup, PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE IN A CUP!"  Mac couldn't believe his luck, just when it seemed to go well, the Masked Avenger burst through the door!  "Man, I really have to stop listening to Canadian radio.  Either that or stop smoking peyote before I go to bed.  That stuff