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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: C(Sea)Bass on April 02, 2008, 07:17:39 AM
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I got this idea from a fishing BBS I belong to. The thread there is 85 pages long and has been active for about 3 years.
Here is how it works:
TELL A FIVE WORD STORY
Here's the way to tell a story.
The Rules:
1. Each participant must contribute ONLY five words to the story.
2. You may not contribute consecutively, wait a couple posts before adding another 5 words.
3. Grammatical conventions should be adhered to.
4. All punctuation marks do not add to the word count.
5. Anyone can end a sentance when they feel it appropriate by adding a period.
6. Make sure you are quick when posting. Seeing as we are all procrastinating, there is a slight chance that two people may post at the same time.
7. To add your 5 words, cut and paste the words from the post before you. Don't just quote the previous post because it will start to take up too much space. Cut, paste, add your 5 words.
Lets see if we can have some fun with it.
...and lets try not to get too personal and keep it light.
OK, I will start with the first 5 words
Saturday I will learn to
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eat lead based paint chips
(This is gonna be fun) :rofl :cry
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes
(don't forget to copy and paste the first part:))
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EDIT: Never mind, this is off to a dumb start, like as if people are just trying to see who can be less coherent. There's no story.
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry.
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. With biscuits and gravy too.
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm.
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead based paint chips. Purple looks like it tastes but I am still hungry. I think I'll have sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead remenants of based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
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Saturday I will learn to eat lead remenants of based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have link sausage with biscuits and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
it was dry and i was naked
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake
it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep,
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
How will you motivate voters
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them."
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk.”
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that
And then a viking appeared
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared
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aturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd
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:D :rofl This is funny!
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment a
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off in
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed Skyrock was not a man.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.”
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell.
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nevermind, someone beat me :)
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. :She flys a b17 bomber
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. And my Moose excretes Beer.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blairing music weapon
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans Strip Club style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your knife up your butt crack"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your knife up your butt crack"
Then, the thread was Skuzzinated.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which said "I will toss your knife up your butt crack"
Then, the thread was Skuzzinated.
Everyone who posted got PNG'ed.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused
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Follow the rules, tools! :aok
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake,it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a viking appeared. The viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunatly the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'.
(BTW, you guys crack me up! :lol)
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, drunk
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb".
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend!
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the mound of
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into skuzzies crouch.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into skuzzies crouch. Everyone shouted "IN before da
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into skuzzies crouch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech!
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech! Everyone then rushed to put
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech! Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area...oh no cried Hitech! Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he
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Both were inconvienient and halftrue.
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Both were inconvienient and halftrue.
:huh
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in it
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed",
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret Yellow Submarine with Donzo
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Mac, come on man! You can't go back 15 post and change the storyline. Jeeze.
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Mac, come on man! You can't go back 15 post and change the storyline. Jeeze.
Fixed... Jeeze... I'm an AARP Member .... crap give me a break already!
:rofl
Mac
You'll be there soon someday!
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Read the post above yours....you left out about a paragraph.
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See America... this is where the "Abuse of the Elderly" begins....
Next I suspect you'll ask Skuzz for a "AH Old Nursing Home Forum" for us Old Farts...
"Yeah we had nothing in AH1, but we had 1 Spit5 that we had to share and WE were happy about it!"
:)
Mac
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not shower
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on a
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!"
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..."
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream",
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montanna, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got richard gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time".
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office,
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office, with no chance in hell
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a vietnamese politician running for American Office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil,
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs,
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner
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Saturday I will learn to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm
-
Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where’s
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her?
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!"
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner.
As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your
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saturday i will learn to read
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores."
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores."
After the salad tossing was
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of
Oh and this is good stuff! :rofl :rofl :aok
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky,
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese,
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the
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I just want to say that this is by far the weirdest story I have ever read! :lol Although I don't read much anyways. Absolutly none of it makes sense, and you can't even picture whats going on! Yet, thats what makes it so funny! :rofl
Are we still in the Wal-mart Parking lot? :lol
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
:)
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves good cheese.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves good cheese sandwich, as long as it
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!"
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Out"
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived.
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have
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Saturday I will learn why i am not to eat remnants of lead based paint chips. Purple eggplant looks like it tastes, but I am still woefully hungry. I think I'll have a cup of orange juice, link sausage with biscuits, and gravy too. That should fill me like a sausage pizza would, yummmm. But what about Friday?
I looked at the calendar, and decided to go fishing. When I got to the lake, it was dry and i was naked so I went sheep hunting. When I caught a sheep, I noticed an odd odor coming from the back of Diablo's Camaro, which was parked in the Walmart parking lot. I thought about calling the police but they might taze me for shopping naked. But then I realized I like being tazed naked. This sent chills up and down my now ferociously firm, engorged and extremely enraged pet chihuahua who eat my bag of dog poo. Then came Nilsen, he was wearing a giant blinking vote for Nilsen sign. So then I asked him, "What are you running for?" He said KING of Norway.
"How will you motivate voters?" "by wearing a yellow Tutu."
"What if the pirates come?"
"I will bathe with them in a tub of lutefisk covered in jam and mayonaise"
I laughed so hard that I didn't notice ships approaching.
And then a Viking appeared. The Viking, oddly enough was wearing a pink thong which looked strangely like the one i saw on VCs girlfriend. I remember her well, she was white, fluffy, and bahh'd when Vanscrew pinched her butt. Then Skuzzy finally arrived and slapped 'em with a rule 34 for not posting pics of a Viking violating sheep.
At that very moment, a thunderous roar eminated from a nearby cave that opened like the gaping sphincter of death out of the ground.
Out steps rpm with a monkey in one hand and a "It's Bush's Fault" sign in the other. He roared "Don't taze me bro!" when he flung the monkey at Skyrocks Rotten, Spoiled, French Banana. Tim the Enchanter mysteriously appears and pwns Skyrock on 200. Skyrock then challenges him to a strip off New Orleans style.
That is when we noticed who had the smallest banana.
Then a presidential candidate appeared amidst a hail of sniper fire; it was Teddy Roosevelt wearing his top hat and with fire in his eye he said "I AM SPARTACUS". Then he grunted and began licking Skyrock’s television because it was dusty. After getting his fill of dust he turned the set on and watched an infomercial on posting rules. "Rules aren't for me", he snickered, “I’m a Canadian after all.” I have a well shorn horse with a bad neck. Her name's Betty, she wears a cowbell. She flies a b17 bomber when she's not text messaging. She's pining for the fjords, around which she eats grass. Unfortunately the grass causes gas and it killed her parrot.
I woke up realizing I just had the strangest dream. 'Twas even stranger than the time when Lord Helmet went looking for sheep on the moons with zoozoo. The sheep became nervous when Hornet whipped out a stereo and played are you my daddy. The new blaring music weapon was a vast improvement over Wrag's singing. But now I dance, on the floor, in true GG Allin fashion on the beach with crabs snapping at dead mens toes. But I digress, I must stop doing these illegal drugs. I started doing drugs after watching "An Inconvenient Truth". After that I saw Lazs Naked. I sold the pics to Guinness. Then I saw Curval Naked. Those two experiences really opened my sinuses. I sneezed again, moving a tectonic plate which caused California to slide into the Pacific Ocean. This caused Rollins to blow a nut and act like a total hero to all that live naked in their parent's basements. Unfortunately the cops arrived after two pineapples showed up holding a naked dance off with few spectators. They were so sad that they hugged each other and collapsed into a spoon position with Donzo in the middle. Donzo didn't like having his penknife so difficult to reach. Tragically, one of the pineapples was hit by a mobile phone tossed from a car by Donzo's Thai ladyboy 'exchange student'. On impact the phone dialed Obama campaign HQ to order some koolaid, out of nowhere Nash appeared with some leather thongs and fat, naked, and drunk.
"What are you doing here?" Jessica Alba said with a wolverine covering her fun parts. Then Kate Beckensale said "Worship my Pharoahs tomb". Handing Reschke an abacus, Shakira bent at her knees smiling. Then Pyro came in grinning with short-shorts on saying "Hands off boys, she's mine!"
Then this soon got ugly because everyone was naked, even cindysue, my 463 pound girlfriend! "It's moving this way!" shouted Blooz as the Mound of Rebound, Charles Barkley, elbowed his face into Skuzzies crotch. Everyone shouted "IN before da fried cheese curds are done!"
Suddenly, the lights went out, michael jacksons laughter filled the area..."oh no cried Hitech!" Everyone then rushed to put on their tinfoil hats so I did too. Everything suddenly became clear as I spied the chemtrails of a horrible fart by AWMac and there was darkness. Chairboy had his gasmask on his crotch, "I'm saving Dale", he screamed. With that Hitech woke up, determined to release Combat Tour in the next two weeks. Realizing he was dreaming, he stopped urinating in bed and starting crapping in a bucket of extra crispy KFC chicken. He then decended into his super secret COAD cave, and donned his Skuzzy-seeking radio head gear. As he flipped the switch the twirling multicolored lights began and a UFO landed nearby. "Houston, the Skuzzinator has landed", blared the loudspeakers.
Meanwhile, back in Montana, Rosie O`Donnell said "I am not a lesbian!" "I'm a man baby, YEAH!!!" This deeply bothered the group of antelope that had assembled. Their shepherd, Mac, tried to make a post, but got Richard Gere's mutilated hamster innards.
Now that the intimate interlude ends as the Flying Monkeys take over my shower racks. Then I remembered I was in a stall, not showering with a hot babe but I nevertheless became aroused and wanted Storch in my pants. I could picture him in his leather liederhosen licking his chops at the prospect of getting his hands on an autographed edition of "Brokeback Mountain".
Meanwhile, back at Neverland Ranch, JB88 was rambling about nothing and hoping that MJ wasn't home. Then, out pops Wacko Jacko. "I can't quit you JB88!" That is when JB88 runs into a closet full of old women who quickly grab their corsets. "WOW what a..." oh never mind says Storch.
Frylock comes along and says," I had the strangest dream", it involved LTARglok's Glock doing a dance on 100B17Gi's naked oil drenched sister. But as it turned out it was VansCrew in drag. They both liked it so much the back of their sheep stood up on end. Lola, Gi's sister, then said "Me love you long time". She obviously was a Vietnamese politician running for American office, with no chance in hell of beating Queen Hilliary in the International Pro Fooseball tournament. Her t-shirt, covered in oil, and stinking of rotten eggs; showed a saggy look only seen on FDB's before now. Little did she know, but incredibly, Skyrock owned her t-shirt.
In shock she grabbed her bazookas and ran for the tall cowboy in the corner who drew his concealed sidearm from his own pants. ShrkBite pulled a Chuck Norris move, slipped and stubbed his vagina. WTF? Was what everyone said. The cowboy fired six rounds owning SkyRock in the process. Man my balls itch where's Madonna when you need her? Suddenly "Like a Virgin" began playing and out popped Madonna. "I've got a rough tongue!" Curiously, Skuzzy nodded in a knowing manner. As he locked this thread, he proclaimed that CBass is an avatar stealing noob that claimed, "I will toss your salad in the parking lot after I finish my chores." Meanwhile the BBS magically reappeared and Jedis began to flood in. Everyone celebrated the return of the font of all knowledge, Impakt, man without peer. Meanwhile Skuzzy, scratching his head with a puzzled expression, tripped over a cord again and the man without peer disappeared. My toe cheese is extra stinky, but tastes great with nachos. A bit like Parmesan cheese, but without all of the usual Wal-Mart brand sawdust taste.
At this point, I only felt a need to confess that TxMom loves a good cheese sandwich, as long as it was prepared by TxDad.
Suddenly, DiabloTX kicked in the kitchen door yelling, "Here's my new magazine cover!" holding several copies of "Outhouse Quarterly" between his knees. His pizza-in-a-cup balanced precariously on what looked like a shorter-than-average member of the Watusi warrior tribe, he proceeded to open a can of hot sex onto an exotic arabic ruminant.
Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the
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*5 words....?*
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment,
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style,
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac."
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." ......*5 words....?* thought AWMac, I
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese. "Snap out of it!", yelled
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Without warning or cause, the Earth's poles reversed themselves, inflicting immediate and complete devastation upon all of mankind's population centers, structures and networks. Those who survived the initial catastrophe only lived to perish in the now inhospitable environment. When all was said and done, it was only the cockroaches that survived... or so it may have been just opossums and raccoons.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese. "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering
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Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese. "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering; pizza in a cup! And not just any pizza in a cup, PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE IN A CUP!" Mac couldn't believe his luck, just when it seemed to
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Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese. "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering; pizza in a cup! And not just any pizza in a cup, PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE IN A CUP!" Mac couldn't believe his luck, just when it seemed to go well, the Masked Avenger burst through the door
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Chapter 2
Meanwhile, it was a dark and stormy night in the......*5 words....?* typed AWMac...in utter bewilderment, was hit with the banstick yet again. But this time, this time it will make him very angry Hulk-style, for the world fears nothing like an 8-feet tall green opossum that can actually walk upright, unlike 10 foot tall flying monkies chanting "we are here for you, Mac." Looking back over his shoulder, Mac realises it wasn't just flying monkies but ole Skuzz was chasing him down, chasing him like how Rosie O'Donnel chases the new female interns with gifts of ham hocks and string cheese. "Snap out of it!", yelled the opossum king. "We wish to give you an offering; pizza in a cup! And not just any pizza in a cup, PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE IN A CUP!" Mac couldn't believe his luck, just when it seemed to go well, the Masked Avenger burst through the door! "Man, I really have to stop listening to Canadian radio. Either that or stop smoking peyote before I go to bed. That stuff