Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Gowan on April 02, 2008, 09:19:02 PM
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I'll start it off
"Please hold on, and put your seatbelts on while i try to figure out what this warning light thing means..."
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"Hi, my name is Gowan, and I'll be your pilot today"
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I love lamp.
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The inflight entertainment tonight will be the comedic stylings of Gowan...
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"Thank you for flying Auger Airlines! Please, don't buckle up and be ready to bail on a moments notice! Again, thank you for flying Auger Arlines! Have a wonderful trip!"
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"...oh and by the way does anyone know how to fly a plane?"
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"...oh and by the way does anyone know how to fly a plane?"
Roger Roger, what's your vector Victor?
That movie was "da bomb" :lol
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Roger Roger, what's your vector Victor?
That movie was "da bomb" :lol
That movie came out in about 1982, i've seen it numerous times, and everytime that movie provides laughs and joy. It just keeps giving.....
Pure genious... :aok
Check out the other airplane movies too.
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"Co pilot ask's - We feel lighter, did you just hit the *go* button while we were over that lake back there?"
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Pilot: "Hello: This is your Captain speaking. There is absolutly no cause for alarm"
*30 seconds later*
Pilot: "The wings are NOT on fire"
*as one get up to go drop a deuce*
Co-Pilot: "please return to your seats immediatly and fasten your safety belts"
*1 minute later*
Pilot: "hello: you will find your life jackets under your seats. I'm sorry you will find them on the racks above your heads, but do not unfasten your safety belts"
*30 seconds later*
Co-Pilot: "the scransoms above your head are now ready to flange, please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you"
Pilot: "but do not leave your seats"
Co-Pilot: "DO NOT PANIC"
Pilot: "Tea will now be served"
Co-Pilot: "inflate your life jackets"
Pilot: "and extinguish your cigarettes"
Co-Pilot: "please remove the luggage from the racks above your head and place it in the racks on the other side of the aircraft"
Pilot: "except your hand luggage"
Co-Pilot: "which you should sit on"
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Pilot: "Hello: This is your Captain speaking. There is absolutly no cause for alarm"
*30 seconds later*
Pilot: "The wings are NOT on fire"
*as one get up to go drop a deuce*
Co-Pilot: "please return to your seats immediatly and fasten your safety belts"
*1 minute later*
Pilot: "hello: you will find your life jackets under your seats. I'm sorry you will find them on the racks above your heads, but do not unfasten your safety belts"
*30 seconds later*
Co-Pilot: "the scransoms above your head are now ready to flange, please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you"
Pilot: "but do not leave your seats"
Co-Pilot: "DO NOT PANIC"
Pilot: "Tea will now be served"
Co-Pilot: "inflate your life jackets"
Pilot: "and extinguish your cigarettes"
Co-Pilot: "please remove the luggage from the racks above your head and place it in the racks on the other side of the aircraft"
Pilot: "except your hand luggage"
Co-Pilot: "which you should sit on"
:lol
"This is your pilot speaking. We are approching our destination, so please be ready for the red light. When it comes on stand up and hook up" *little bump from flak "when the green light comes on please exit the plane in a calm orderly fashion." *violent bumps from flak* "We seem to be in some pretty thick flak, but do not worry for Corky and I have it all under control LERRROOOOYY JJEEENNKIIINSSS!!!"
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:lol
"This is your pilot speaking. We are approching our destination, so please be ready for the red light. When it comes on stand up and hook up" *little bump from flak "when the green light comes on please exit the plane in a calm orderly fashion." *violent bumps from flak* "We seem to be in some pretty thick flak, but do not worry for Corky and I have it all under control LERRROOOOYY JJEEENNKIIINSSS!!!"
*C-47 screams into a nose dive as the red light blinks on*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh_shsRfXqk :rofl
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Why do they keep calling us goons? Are we flying in a Drunky bird?
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(One goon to another)
"Hey the guy can`t spell hear. How well do you think he can fly?"
:D
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"The flight instructions have been written and proofread by Snowey"
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Hearing pilots at the target base saying dont kill the fh. And then once arriving at target hearing those same pilots say Im rtb ammo.
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slang for the C47 was "goony bird", more than one C47 are "goons", as in "are the goons here yet". The people in the plane who were expected to jump out of a perfectly good airplane are called "drunks" because a sober person would not do such a thing.
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Hearing pilots at the target base saying dont kill the fh. And then once arriving at target hearing those same pilots say Im rtb ammo.
:)
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Ahhhhhhhhh...this is your pilot Glen Quagmire. Ahhhhhhhhhh were going to be running a little late today as weve hit a strong headwind GIGGITY!!
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slang for the C47 was "goony bird", more than one C47 are "goons", as in "are the goons here yet". The people in the plane who were expected to jump out of a perfectly good airplane are called "drunks" because a sober person would not do such a thing.
The goons can go here or there, what the drunks inside hear all depends on if they are listening or not.
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Toss up.....
1) Are we there yet???
2) I gotta pee.....
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John9001 your mistaken that only drunks jump out of perfectly good airplanes! You've obviously never sat next to a screaming baby during a 6 hour long flight. :eek: Had i had a parachute i'd have been out the door in a minute. :D
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Don't worry,
I started flying these plains when I was 25 in 1940.
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Today's in flight movie will be "Spice World"
:cry
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"I just got a message for the tower...They said that they forgot to pack one of the parachutes this mornning, so the best of luck to one of you."
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True story. Happened to me in Ranger School way back when. Plane was a C-130, but it would be equally no fun to hear on a C-47.
Jumpmaster: "Jump's cancelled. Engine is on fire"
My first thought was "uh, if an engine's on fire, I'd like to jump!"
Regards,
Hammer
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Well you have 3 other props to go on...C-47 only had 1.
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Pilot to Co-Pilot: "Hey hold my beer, watch this."
Pilot On Range: "How do I take off?"
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"Hi, my name is Gowan, and I'll be your pilot today"
:lol :lol :rofl :rofl :) :lol
Alright I got one
"Welcome to Hitech Creations Airlines. We are not responsable for dweebs, HO's, ace pilots, vulchers, cherry pickers, LA dweebs, Spit dweebs, uber plane dweebs, just plane dweebs in general, Wirbelwind deaths, squeakers causing temporarey deafness, vanscrew, zoozoo, and all the other rooks. Please have a nice day and dont forget to buckle up!"
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"Cake will be served immediately following the jump"
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Co-pilot: "OMG OMG!! The red light is on, we're going to explode, we're all going to die.....
Oh, wait...That's just the intercom...."
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Aww shi&...
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We're going to doo a rolling scissors to evade some of this ack
Ok when we go verticle. You guys all jump
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Wait how high do I have to be to drop troops :O
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Worst thing for goons to hear while in the C-47?
---- 190 Tater-fire....
:D