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Title: Little Johnny goes to confession....
Post by: ridley1 on April 06, 2008, 07:21:43 AM

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned....I have been intimate with one of the girls in our congregation.."

"mmm, was it Louise Dorrabella?" the Preist asks.

"Father, I don't want to say....." Johnny replies.

"Well, was it Julie Whitecomb?"

"Father, I can't say....." says,Johnny

"Betty O'Neil?"

"I don't want to get anyone introuble, father....."

"Jessica Sampson?"

"Father! I told you, I can't say!" pleads little Johnny.

"Very well," replies the priest. "Because you are not being forthright about your adventures with the church, you are relieved of your altar boy duties for 8 weeks while you consider the sins of your ways"

"I understand" says Johnny, and he returns to sit with his friends.

"How'd it go?" asks his friend Steve.

"Not bad....got a 2 month vacation and 4 good leads!"

Title: Re: Little Johnny goes to confession....
Post by: SD67 on April 06, 2008, 07:25:22 AM

:lol
an oldie but a goodie :lol

Title: Re: Little Johnny goes to confession....
Post by: LCCajun on April 06, 2008, 08:43:21 AM

lmao never heard that one

Title: Re: Little Johnny goes to confession....
Post by: texasmom on April 06, 2008, 01:07:57 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: Little Johnny goes to confession....
Post by: Angus on April 07, 2008, 10:40:50 AM

Hehe

Nothing beats..Johnny :D