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Title: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Arlo on April 12, 2008, 06:53:41 PM

So there we were, fighting on the deck
Me and a 109
Turning, reversing, parry and check
Everything was just fine

When out of the blue came a friendly in view
And an enemy con from the east
Now four were entangled, the lines a bit mangled
The fight now a 4-headed beast

Attempting to stick on the con I had picked
From high twelve the other one came
Flying right at us both when I had my foe licked
He fired off a burst at my plane

Through oil, blood and sparks I aimed at his head
And fired back and blew him away
On personal text came from the undead
"Nice HO you dweeb. Learn how to play."

My hands were still full with the other hun plane
Though I seem to be out-distancing
The oil pressure dropping, passing out from the pain
I awaken to see once again

Personal text: "Yeah run to your ack!"
Seems the undead are moaning at me
And in spite of the erstwhile verbal attack
I can't help a bloody smile of glee

When the undead are moaning their loudest

They may well be acting their proudest

But it comes off rather pitifully

(c) 2008 Arlo aka Guthrie

;)

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Oldman731 on April 13, 2008, 12:03:22 AM

Quote from: Arlo on April 12, 2008, 06:53:41 PM

Through oil, blood and sparks I aimed at his head
And fired back and blew him away
On personal text came from the undead
"Nice HO you dweeb. Learn how to play."

Heh.  Very nice, Arlo.  You have a talent.

- oldman

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: EskimoJoe on April 13, 2008, 12:05:48 AM

 :rofl :aok

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Anaxogoras on April 13, 2008, 02:19:07 AM

Quote from: Arlo on April 12, 2008, 06:53:41 PM

(c) 2008 Arlo aka Guthrie

Were you in a HurrIIc? :D

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Arlo on April 13, 2008, 02:52:13 AM

Does it matter?  :D

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: 1redrum on April 13, 2008, 06:34:00 AM

an someone said my singing bordered gay ,,,,,  :rofl

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Arlo on April 13, 2008, 09:32:12 AM

If you're hearing my limericks "sung" then you must be singing it to yourself and I don't doubt it sounds quite gay.  :t

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Anaxogoras on April 13, 2008, 09:41:32 AM

I was just trying to rhyme.  Sorry.

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Arlo on April 13, 2008, 09:45:59 AM

As you should well be.
Cause rhyming is gay, you see.

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: 1redrum on April 13, 2008, 10:34:16 AM

yes very gay

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Arlo on April 13, 2008, 05:33:33 PM

You're just not that good at it, Ellie May.  :D

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: storch on April 13, 2008, 06:01:46 PM

it's as bad as his skills in the game.  he should talk to kong to get a free clue

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Arlo on April 13, 2008, 06:04:09 PM

And we all knew "Lord Storch-ha's" telegram from his MA bunker was overdue.  :D

(Is Kong now your "champion", seniorita? I've taunted and challenged and still you refuse my advances.) ;)

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: storch on April 13, 2008, 09:34:55 PM

I sniped at the resident chump, no big deal.  you are of little consequence and completely dismissable, hell I'm surprised you aren't on the AvA staff.

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Arlo on April 13, 2008, 11:13:54 PM

Ah ... that must be a no. Better than just a duck and hide, I suppose. Carry on, oh wayward traveller.  :salute :lol

Title: Re: Pitiful Moans Of The Undead
Post by: Odee on April 14, 2008, 08:22:06 AM

 :aok


 :rofl




 :rock



 :salute