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Title: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 13, 2008, 08:33:02 AM: Bear Slaughters victims in from of visitors at a zoo
Visitors are shocked.

Bear \Shocks Visitors (http://www.gadling.com/2008/04/09/polar-bear-knut-senselessly-murders-ten-carp-in-front-of-zoo-vis/)
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Post by: Chewybacca on April 13, 2008, 08:36:55 AM: bears will be bears :eek:
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Post by: Chairboy on April 13, 2008, 08:43:53 AM: Next week: German cat goes on serial killing spree among rodent population.
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Post by: storch on April 13, 2008, 08:48:07 AM: bear commits "murder". oh boy.
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 13, 2008, 08:53:05 AM: Quote from: storch on April 13, 2008, 08:48:07 AM
bear commits "murder". oh boy.

Not just murder, "Senseless murder"

There is a difference LMAO
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: john9001 on April 13, 2008, 08:56:33 AM: quick, call the lawyers.
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Post by: Coshy on April 13, 2008, 09:00:51 AM: Judging by the last line in that article, I would say the whole thing was intended to be tounge in cheek.

But they're germans, so ... :noid
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: AquaShrimp on April 13, 2008, 09:17:45 AM: Bears do eat salmon by skinning them alive, and eating their skin and eggs. Isn't Nature grand?
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 13, 2008, 10:48:21 AM: Ever seen what orcas do to seals?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vUcgigX-khY
:devil
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Post by: Xargos on April 13, 2008, 10:55:24 AM: But polar bears are so cute and cuddly and global warming is killing them all off and...
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Post by: Xasthur on April 13, 2008, 11:04:04 AM: Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on April 13, 2008, 10:48:21 AM
Ever seen what orcas do to seals?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vUcgigX-khY
:devil

Hahaha! Thanks for that clip, that was amazing!

I can't believe how far the Orca throws that sea lion at 2:00! That has to be at least 30 feet! haha.

Unreal.

Very interesting that the Orca let it go too.
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Post by: TEXAS20 on April 13, 2008, 11:07:14 AM: WOOHOO stupid luftwobble bish fish wtg knut on landing 10 kills. nice run buddy :rock :rock :rock
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 13, 2008, 11:24:01 AM: “Germans learn that pandas poop, and it smells bad. Riots and lawsuits follow.”
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Post by: Maverick on April 13, 2008, 11:27:39 AM: Hehe vulching carp. Next time send salmon!

:rolleyes:
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Post by: FrodeMk3 on April 13, 2008, 01:17:32 PM: They're probably just as horrified in Berkely. :devil
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Post by: texasmom on April 13, 2008, 01:28:14 PM: LOL~ I thought maybe that was an onion story, but it looks like its not~!
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Post by: E25280 on April 13, 2008, 04:37:51 PM: Quote from: Coshy on April 13, 2008, 09:00:51 AM
Judging by the last line in that article, I would say the whole thing was intended to be tounge in cheek.

But they're germans, so ... :noid
Germans don't do comedy . . .

They do beer . . .

BECKS BEER.
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: SaburoS on April 13, 2008, 05:32:11 PM: Quote from: texasmom on April 13, 2008, 01:28:14 PM
LOL~ I thought maybe that was an onion story, but it looks like its not~!

Yeah I thought so too. I looked at the other links so it appears the German equivalent to the Onion. Very tongue in cheek.
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Post by: LTARGlok on April 13, 2008, 07:15:25 PM: This story is true.

The carp were put into the moat around the Polar Bear exhibit to eat algae that was growing inside the moat. For some reason, zoo officials had forgotten that Polar Bears are predators, and have an instinct to kill.

Knut is distraught that he is now an ungainly adolescent, and that there is a new baby Polar Bear at the zoo named Flocke that is now getting all of the press attention.

So this is probably just your typical adolescent acting out in order to get attention.

Knut should be happy, though, as the zoo got Flocke ( a female ) so that Knut will eventually have someone to mate with, and make yet more baby Polar Bears.

Here is a link to the story that BBC news did about this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7336092.stm
.
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Post by: BOXGIRL on April 13, 2008, 07:36:41 PM: I would like to know if the visitors that were so upset eat nothing but veggies?? Boxboy28 and i fish and he cleans them ( i always disappear) lol. but are we murders?? We eat the fish and thats all Knut was doing he was just getting some dinner...
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Post by: DREDIOCK on April 13, 2008, 07:59:01 PM: Yanno whats even more amusing is one would think the visitors would be facinated at watching a bear do in captivity. What they spend countless hours watching them do in the wild on a National Geographic special on TV.

Personally I would think that would be the coolest thing to watch a bear actually hunt in person without the worry that it might decide to hunt me.
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: zilla on April 13, 2008, 08:05:32 PM: Quote from: LTARGlok on April 13, 2008, 07:15:25 PM

Knut should be happy, though, as the zoo got Flocke ( a female ) so that Knut will eventually have someone to mate with, and make yet more baby Polar Bears.

That would serve him right. When his kids grow up he will have to have that talk with them. " Look I ate a lot of carp when I was your age but....."
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Post by: Halo46 on April 13, 2008, 08:14:56 PM: The definative reason to support capital punishment...jocularity implied. Slaughter? Murder? Woah, and they just report the 'deaths' of kidnapped children.
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: Halo on April 13, 2008, 08:36:43 PM: So how do people think sushi is made?
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Post by: Thruster on April 14, 2008, 08:57:47 AM: It's a shame the Germans don't have CCW (Carps Carrying Weapons). This senseless tragedy could have been easily averted.
GD liberal EuroPansies.
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: Maverick on April 14, 2008, 10:51:01 AM: Quote from: Halo on April 13, 2008, 08:36:43 PM
So how do people think sushi is made?

Not with polar bears. :huh
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Post by: Halo on April 14, 2008, 11:48:22 AM: Really? :confused:
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Post by: ROX on April 14, 2008, 01:32:39 PM: Horrified European tourists aghast in wittnessing THOUSANDS of innocent, unarmed, grass plants MURDERED and eaten by Wisconsin dairy cattle! Tourists threaten to boycott cheese! :O

OH the inhumanity! :O

(BTW: Ever notice when you honk your horn at cows they never turn around to look?)

ROX
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Post by: Angus on April 14, 2008, 05:13:17 PM: Anyone ever seen a cat play with a mouse?

prrrr...kitty kitty
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Post by: 007Rusty on April 14, 2008, 05:56:21 PM: :rofl ...... :aok.......... :rock

Quote from: ROX on April 14, 2008, 01:32:39 PM
Horrified European tourists aghast in wittnessing THOUSANDS of innocent, unarmed, grass plants MURDERED and eaten by Wisconsin dairy cattle! Tourists threaten to boycott cheese! :O

OH the inhumanity! :O

(BTW: Ever notice when you honk your horn at cows they never turn around to look?)

ROX
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: ShrkBite on April 14, 2008, 07:23:16 PM: Aw look at the cute little bear......*crunch* aw he so cute and NOW HE HAS MY HAND IN HIS MOUTH!
Title: Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 14, 2008, 09:37:03 PM: Quote from: Angus on April 14, 2008, 05:13:17 PM
Anyone ever seen a cat play with a mouse?

prrrr...kitty kitty

i've seen better then that.
I've seen 3 cats sitting in a tri angular formation surrounding and playing with a mouse.
One would tap it sending it running. then the other. And so on and so forth