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Title: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: JB88 on April 16, 2008, 06:19:29 AM

madonna blames cookie diet for husband not wanting to hit that.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351308,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351308,00.html)

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Jackal1 on April 16, 2008, 06:22:50 AM

Hey ...he can get his cookies anyway he wants them.

:)

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Meatwad on April 16, 2008, 07:01:34 AM

Maybe its because she is a dirty skanky prostitute (I wanted to say the W word soooo bad!)

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: SD67 on April 16, 2008, 07:22:48 AM

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a217/sarahjeanb/Peters/sex020.gif)

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 16, 2008, 07:49:27 AM

Quote from: SD67 on April 16, 2008, 07:22:48 AM

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a217/sarahjeanb/Peters/sex020.gif)

wow someone made a meatwad gif :D

and back on topic....
think "hot dog in a hallway"

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Saintaw on April 16, 2008, 08:06:58 AM

must be goof cookies.

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: JB88 on April 16, 2008, 10:52:42 AM

Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on April 16, 2008, 07:49:27 AM

think "hot dog in a hallway"

 :aok

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: LancerVT on April 16, 2008, 10:56:43 AM

"So, is there any tread left on the tires or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: SIK1 on April 16, 2008, 11:27:30 AM

Quote from: Meatwad on April 16, 2008, 07:01:34 AM

Maybe its because she is a dirty skanky prostitute (I wanted to say the W word soooo bad!)

Yeah what he said.

I never could understand the appeal of that skanky broad. Even back in the day when everyone else thought she was so hot.
Ewww that's just nasty.

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: ROX on April 16, 2008, 11:37:22 AM

INB4DALOX

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Denholm on April 16, 2008, 11:42:58 AM

Now what happened here to deserve that?

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Kaw1000 on April 16, 2008, 11:43:08 AM

I'd hit it!! :aok

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: ROX on April 16, 2008, 11:52:33 AM

Quote from: Kaw1000 on April 16, 2008, 11:43:08 AM

I'd hit it!! :aok

Kaw....do you have a Diver Dan deep sea diver suit with helmet?




You'll need it.



ROX

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Charon on April 16, 2008, 01:38:07 PM

I never thought she was all that even back in the "Like a Virgin" dorm poster days. Not hard on the eyes, but just not up to the hype. And her pop tunes suck(ed) as much as any pop tunes.

Charon

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: 68ZooM on April 16, 2008, 01:51:10 PM

She's outright scary :O

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: ROX on April 16, 2008, 03:21:26 PM

Quote from: Charon on April 16, 2008, 01:38:07 PM

I never thought she was all that even back in the "Like a Virgin" dorm poster days. Not hard on the eyes, but just not up to the hype. And her pop tunes suck(ed) as much as any pop tunes.

Charon

Actually....more.....













"Like A Sturgeon"



ROX

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Charon on April 16, 2008, 04:29:25 PM

LOL Rox. I remember that line. Was it just a natural deal or a Wierd Al thing I'm remembering.

Charon

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Mini D on April 16, 2008, 04:37:46 PM

Aw... she doesn't look bad. I wouldn't really have any complaints there. But I saw 5 minutes of that documentary she did and couldn't stand having to listen to her try to carry on a conversation. I'd snap.

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: ROX on April 16, 2008, 04:47:09 PM

Wierd Al did "Like A Surgeon"


I did a radio parody "Like A Sturgeon"....But I would get Skuzzified if I provided more details.


You can figure it out pretty easy.


ROX

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Kaw1000 on April 16, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

Quote from: ROX on April 16, 2008, 11:52:33 AM

Kaw....do you have a Diver Dan deep sea diver suit with helmet?




You'll need it.



ROX

LOL  Will this work ??(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c261/Kaw1000/ATT1782581.jpg)ork??

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Meatwad on April 16, 2008, 06:07:08 PM

You need something thicker for her

The correct term is she is like a hotdog in the grand canyon

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Mustaine on April 16, 2008, 07:44:50 PM

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z125/JB73Mustaine/madonna02.jpg)

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z125/JB73Mustaine/m67.jpg)

I'd post more but I'd get whapped with that 'ol stick skuzzy hides behind his back....


either way i'd just close my eyes and wreck that thinking of the above.

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: DieAz on April 16, 2008, 08:04:32 PM

she is about 5'3"
little bitty thing.
the hallway isn't that big.

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Coshy on April 16, 2008, 08:20:54 PM

Two words:

Vaginal Reconstruction

http://www.tcclinic.com/vaginal_rejuvenation/vaginal-reconstruction-procedure.php (http://www.tcclinic.com/vaginal_rejuvenation/vaginal-reconstruction-procedure.php) <--- not really work safe if you explore the site. Lots of pics, but all in a medical context.

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Mustaine on April 16, 2008, 09:00:19 PM

Quote from: Coshy on April 16, 2008, 08:20:54 PM

Lots of pics, but all in a medical context.

pics page is FAIL

you saying I want to look at that???


(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z125/JB73Mustaine/Image69.jpg)








oops gotta go, brb

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: rpm on April 16, 2008, 11:29:31 PM

Why on earth would you want to touch anything Dennis Rodman got all freaky with?  :huh

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Meatwad on April 16, 2008, 11:40:26 PM

Quote from: rpm on April 16, 2008, 11:29:31 PM

Why on earth would you want to touch anything Dennis Rodman got all freaky with?  :huh

Two words.....   "Pool's closed"

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: JB88 on April 17, 2008, 03:27:21 AM

 :rofl

 :rofl

 :rofl

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Masherbrum on April 17, 2008, 04:42:57 AM

Quote from: Meatwad on April 16, 2008, 11:40:26 PM

Two words.....   "Pool's closed"

:rofl :rofl :O :rofl :rofl      :rock

Title: Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
Post by: Yknurd on April 17, 2008, 12:35:56 PM

You know she has AIDS or something.