Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mickey1992 on April 17, 2008, 11:29:43 AM
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Regardless of what you think of him, I thought this was good.
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At Wednesday night’s Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C., former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney gave his “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race":
10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”
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He has a good sense of humor :)
shamus
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and I'm sure he wrote every one of them.
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:lol cute. :aok
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yeah myelo.. unlike jon stewart who writes all of his own stuff.. it was just a coincedence that he went mute during the writers strike.
lazs
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I saw some of his shows during the strike where he did it himself. They were terrible.
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11:I was unwilling to face the scrutiny of being a leading member of a formerly racist organization.
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11:I was unwilling to face the scrutiny of being a leading member of a formerly racist organization.
Is that why Robert Byrd never ran?