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Title: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: Mickey1992 on April 17, 2008, 11:29:43 AM
Regardless of what you think of him, I thought this was good.

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At Wednesday night’s Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C., former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney gave his “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race":

10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”
Title: Re: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: Shamus on April 17, 2008, 11:33:48 AM
He has a good sense of humor  :)

shamus
Title: Re: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: myelo on April 17, 2008, 12:10:02 PM
and I'm sure he wrote every one of them.
Title: Re: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: texasmom on April 17, 2008, 02:18:36 PM
 :lol cute.  :aok
Title: Re: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: lazs2 on April 17, 2008, 02:46:02 PM
yeah myelo.. unlike jon stewart who writes all of his own stuff.. it was just a coincedence that he went mute during the writers strike.

lazs
Title: Re: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: mensa180 on April 17, 2008, 02:47:39 PM
I saw some of his shows during the strike where he did it himself.  They were terrible.
Title: Re: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: SirLoin on April 17, 2008, 03:00:03 PM
11:I was unwilling to face the scrutiny of being a leading member of a formerly racist organization.
Title: Re: Mitt Romney's “Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race"
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 18, 2008, 10:19:12 AM
11:I was unwilling to face the scrutiny of being a leading member of a formerly racist organization.

Is that why Robert Byrd never ran?