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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on April 17, 2008, 10:18:39 PM
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Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
from the movie Time Bandits
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Rool: THAT'S Raziel?
Franjean: I...don't know! I expected something a little more grand. And a little less...
Rool: Fuzzy.
From Willow. That bit always cracks me up. :rofl
Leonardo: Are you CRAZY?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo. I'm crazy, OKAY? A looney, OKAY?
Leonardo: What were you thinking?
Raphael: What? Oh, I don't know. I thought I'd do a little redecorating. A couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter...
Splinter: RAPHAEL!
Raphael: She got jumped in the subway, Master, I had to bring her here.
Donatello: It's the News Lady!
Michaelangelo: Can we keep her!
From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The GOOD one.
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Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.
Daphne: Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
Osgood: We can have it altered.
Daphne: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Daphne: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Daphne: [tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Daphne/Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! [Whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice.] Uhhh, I'm a man!
Osgood: [Looks at him then turns back, unperturbed]: Well, nobody's perfect!
From Some Like It Hot
(http://www.movieforum.com/people/actors/jacklemmon/images/joebrownhot.jpg)
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The Great Tyrant: So, my pretty-pretty; we meet again.
Barbarella: You! The little one-eyed wench!
The Great Tyrant: You have a good memory, Pretty-Pretty. Yes, sometimes I like to go out among my people, be like them, ordinary, 'evil' as you call it. So, I'm your little one-eyed wench. I'm also the Great Tyrant.
Barbarella: That's nice.
The Great Tyrant: It amuses me immensely! Now I believe you are interested in the wereabouts and welfare of a certain party, yes?
Barbarella: As a matter of fact I am. I'm here under the orders of the president of Earth, I'm looking for Durand-Durand.
The Great Tyrant: I'M NOT TALKING OF HIM, I'M SPEAKING OF THE ANGEL!
Barbarella: Pygar?
The Great Tyrant: Yes, Pygar. He has escaped the labyrinth. Crime! He has destroyed twelve of my black guards. Crime! And he dares to deprive me of a pleasure unique in Sogo, an Earthling. Crime! Crime! You want your fine-feathered friend? Look, there he is.
From the movie, Barbarella
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- "Surely you can't be serious!"
--"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl DA B3$T!!!! :aok
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The OTTOpilot, its deflating! :cry
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JB88 must be the mostest bored person in the O'Club....
Just an observation...
Mac
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The OTTOpilot, its deflating! :cry
Quick! Blow it up! :rofl
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From Mystery, Alaska
Skank: I play hockey and I fornicate because they're the most fun things to do in cold weather
From Emperor of the North Pole
Prairie Special engineer: They greased the rails, the whoopee tramps.
Prairie Special conductor: I don't give a damn if they're Democrats. Get this moving!
From Enemy at the Gates
Nikita Khrushchev: You won't give up the river bank. I don't care if you lost half your men. Lose the other half. Lose yourself
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Little Bill: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a ditch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
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Little Bill: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. Now I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned.
Unforgiven
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Dr. Turk "Doctor Cox, you are an attending, you should know better than to be sniffing around a new intern. And you, your here to learn, but everytime I turn around your talking to him, so here is what I'm going to do. I FORBID you two to see each other!!!"
Intern "Yes doctor."
Dr. Cox "You do realize that I'm going to have to kill you don't you?"
Dr. Turk "Dude, do you know anything about women at all??"
Scrubs I know not a movie but still a damn funny show.
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Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
From John Carpenter's They Live!
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The Duke:Fill your hand you sonovasqueak.
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Earp: Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...
Tyler: M-mister, I'm gettin' tired of your...
Earp: I'm gettin' tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work!
Earp: I said throw down, boy!
Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
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"We have clearance Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?"
Airplane
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Mongo's brain hurt. Blazeing Saddles. :rofl :aok See this? (right hand out) Yea steady as a rock. Yea but this is my gun hand. (holds shaking left hand out). :rofl And my favorite t.v. moment "DON'T drink that wine it struck me blind" "your in the closet fool" Sanford and Son. :D
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Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me -- with nothin'.
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Dragline: Where'd the road go?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: That's it. That's the end of it.
Convict: Man, there's still daylight.
Dragline: About two hours left.
Convict: What do we do now?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: Nothin'.
Dragline: Oh Luke, you wild, beautiful thing. You crazy handful of nothin'.
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Other Prisoner: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Other Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats! We got a bet here!
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs!
Other Prisoner: Yeah, but in how long?
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: A hour.
Other Prisoner: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager!
Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.
:aok
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what are you rebelling against?
- whaddya got?
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Sheriff of Rock Ridge: " 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out!"
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English Bob: Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck.
Little Bill Daggett: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.
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Doc Holliday - "Why Johnny Tyler!!!! You madcap!!!!!!!! Where you goin' with that shotgun?"
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Ike Clanton - "What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a *****, nobody's that lucky."
Doc Holliday - "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
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"There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path".
Morpheus
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Waco Kid: "My, my, my, look what the cat dragged in!"
Sheriff Bart: "How are things in the clean world?"
-Blazing Saddles
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Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
Judas: No. No. Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Nothing.
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"what are you doing dave."
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What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men, you just can't reach.
So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men.
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"You know Eric, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like. They're still the same, Piss holes in the snow"
michael caine- get carter
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"what are you doing dave."
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pod_bay_doors.png)
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General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.
President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.
General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority.
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Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!
DS:OHILTSWALTB
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The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.
Admiral Benson: "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast."
Lt. Commander Block: "I think that's the enemy coast, sir."
Admiral Benson: "Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me."
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Admiral Benson: "Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Moe Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!"
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"He`s dead Jim."
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Lily - "You disgust me. You are nothing but an animal!"
The Lord of Darkness - "HAHAHAHA.....We are all animals, my lady."
Legend
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General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
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"so, you must be the brains of this operation."
"this isn't really a brains kinda operation."
lazs
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Crabbin: [inviting Holly Martins to give a lecture at the local Cultural Reeducation Society] We do a little show each week. Last week we had "Hamlet." The week before we had... something.
Sgt. Paine: The striptease, sir.
Crabbin: Yes, the Hindu dancers. Thank you, sergeant.
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Martins: Have you ever seen any of your victims?
Harry Lime: You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.
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Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?
The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
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Harry Lime: Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don't. Why should we? They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.
Martins: You used to believe in God.
Harry Lime: Oh, I still do believe in God, old man. I believe in God and Mercy and all that. But the dead are happier dead. They don't miss much here, poor devils.
from The Third Man with Orson Welles (as Harry Lime)
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"Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby."
:noid
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"Shakin the bush, Boss; shakin the bush!"
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"Comb the desert!"
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"I love lamp"
anchorman :D
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- "Surely you can't be serious!"
--"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl DA B3$T!!!! :aok
COD4 Epolouge
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Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.
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Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvee is?
Narrator: It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvee is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Narrator: ...Consumers?
Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.
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Narrator: You're making a big mistake, fellas!
Police Officer: You said you would say that.
Narrator: I'm not Tyler Durden!
Police Officer: You told us you'd say that, too.
Narrator: All right then, I'm Tyler Durden. Listen to me, I'm giving you a direct order. We're aborting this mission right now.
Police Officer: You said you would definitely say that.
Fight Club