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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: crockett on April 20, 2008, 02:19:13 AM
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The element, Governmentium (Gv),
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
I'm amazed this was in front of us all this time yet took so long to discover. Maybe there really is dark matter after all.
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The element, Governmentium (Gv),
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
I'm amazed this was in front of us all this time yet took so long to discover. Maybe there really is dark matter after all.
Sounds like the Clintondirtylyingadministrati um type too. Just cleaner. And less confusing.
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sw33t gonna tell my science teacher, we learning abount bohr model and elements right now
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sw33t gonna tell my science teacher, we learning abount bohr model and elements right now
you skipped spelling though didn't you?
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you skipped spelling though didn't you?
y3p
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I think we've finally found a replacement for Wes## (can't remember what the 2 numbers were) for mindless postings king :aok
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That was funny, crockett :lol :rofl
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:lol
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:lol
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Great great stuff :D
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Ahh these new breed of squeekers aren't nearly as entertaining as the old breed.
Remember JetB and Jay...the JetBjay twins from LA?
Those two were a riot! Good kids though, I kinda miss those two :)
RTR
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I think we've finally found a replacement for Wes## (can't remember what the 2 numbers were) for mindless postings king :aok
14? :noid
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Ahh these new breed of squeekers aren't nearly as entertaining as the old breed.
Remember JetB and Jay...the JetBjay twins from LA?
Those two were a riot! Good kids though, I kinda miss those two :)
RTR
Yep....I miss them also. They were a lot of fun and.......................... .there is nothing wrong with a dumbtruck. :)
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14? :noid
Your longest post yet!
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Your longest post yet!
O' rly? :)