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Title: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: deSelys on April 23, 2008, 08:39:28 AM

Fear hairy palms and poor eyesight not!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer (http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer)

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: SOB on April 23, 2008, 08:42:17 AM

Please excuse me, I need to go work on my health.

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: Airscrew on April 23, 2008, 08:56:20 AM

...Knock..Knock..  :furious "Jimmy, what are you doin in there, why's this door locked?!!"
"nothin mom, just preventing cancer..."    :rock

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 23, 2008, 09:12:51 AM

Sorry to go off topic but the article reminded me of one I saw like 5 years ago. It looked something like this:

Italian Scientists Find Cure for Cancer

Italian scientists have announced that they have found a way to prevent cancer. They have found, through studies, that if a person eats 1 large slice of pizza everyday they are 87.5% less likely to get cancer. They beleive that the reason for this is that it is much less likely for a person to develope cancer when they die of a heart attack, due to poor diet, at 35.

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: Rogue9Volt on April 23, 2008, 09:16:08 AM

My prayers have been answered! :pray

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: Xasthur on April 23, 2008, 11:13:34 AM

Who says Australians contribute nothing to the world?

Now we've given you all a reason to wank on a regular basis! Better yet, you've got a sure-fire reason to get a wristy out of the missus when she's 'too tired'.

"But darling... you wouldn't want me to get cancer, would you?"

No worries, lads, we've got you covered down here.

 :salute

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: Airscrew on April 23, 2008, 11:20:58 AM

Quote from: Xasthur on April 23, 2008, 11:13:34 AM

"But darling... you wouldn't want me to get cancer, would you?" :salute

 :rock  great idea..

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: acfireguy26 on April 23, 2008, 02:08:48 PM

Now when the wife sees porn sites in the address bar drop down I can tell her it was cancer prevention measures.

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: CptTrips on April 23, 2008, 07:48:09 PM

Ha!

I'll live to be a hundred!!!

 :t,
Wab

Title: Re: Killing kittens is good for your health
Post by: Mustaine on April 23, 2008, 08:07:57 PM

I AM THE HEALTHIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!