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Title: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 27, 2008, 05:54:14 PM

Anybody see his monologue?

Between Bush and Cheney, he says,

"Cheney has already started moving out of the VP's residence.  It takes a lot of extra time when you need to move a whole dungeon."

Asking Bush, "What will you do after you're no longer president?  Your retiring as a fairly young man:  Perhaps you could get a new job that has more vacation time."

About Belgium, he says, "Belgium is the Canada of France... with all due respect to Canada, but they're like the apartment upstairs from the party... We're down here all dancing and they're up there saying: 'Can't you keep the noise down?"'

We're like: 'Come to the party, Canada.'  but they say 'We werent invited' and we're like: 'Mexico wasn't invited but they're coming anyways."'

This guy is a riot :rofl

Old Craig Ferguson thread:
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,231209.0.html (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,231209.0.html)

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 27, 2008, 06:20:28 PM

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The New York Times unfortunately did not buy a table... They felt, I just want to make sure I get this right, they felt that this event undercuts the credibility of the press. It’s funny, you see, I thought that Jayson Blair and Judy Miller took care of that.

What?? What did I say? What did I say? Did I go too far? Now let me try this: Shut the hell up, New York Times, you sanctimonious whining jerks!...  Look for my good review there coming up soon. I’m guessing Monday morning: 'He’s a star!'

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: texasmom on April 27, 2008, 06:50:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBHR6A0pxg (part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxkt0OBCigY (part 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E57molofGbc (part 3)

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: ramzey on April 27, 2008, 10:24:10 PM

omg

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: texasmom on April 27, 2008, 10:43:08 PM

Quote from: ramzey on April 27, 2008, 10:24:10 PM

omg

I know, that's about all I can say too.

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: rpm on April 27, 2008, 11:02:53 PM

Craig Ferguson is a riot. I enjoyed his films before he took over The Late, Late Show.

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: texasmom on April 27, 2008, 11:27:45 PM

He's a published author as well (haven't read it).

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: rpm on April 28, 2008, 12:31:52 AM

I heard it got rave reviews. Before he did the Drew Carey Show he was in a film called Saving Grace. Funny chit.

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: Angus on April 28, 2008, 04:06:10 AM

OMG, this is hilarious.  :rofl :rofl
And what brass he's got  :rock

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: -tronski- on April 28, 2008, 05:11:47 AM

Funny stuff - probably not quite as biting as Colbert, but still pretty funny

 Tronsky

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: SirLoin on April 28, 2008, 07:36:46 AM

Brilliant patriotic humour! :aok

Title: Re: Craig Ferguson at White House Press Dinner
Post by: sluggish on April 28, 2008, 10:26:13 AM

I see Colbert was sitting at the head table too.  That guy's got some stones.