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Title: AWOL...
Post by: sluggish on May 25, 2008, 10:34:10 AM: Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

True story.
Title: Re: AWOL...
Post by: Yknurd on May 25, 2008, 01:50:11 PM: Is this a pee pee joke?
Title: Re: AWOL...
Post by: AWMac on May 25, 2008, 01:53:19 PM: Naw Drunky what makes you think that?
Title: Re: AWOL...
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 25, 2008, 02:03:45 PM: Norh Carolina has mountains? :O
Title: Re: AWOL...
Post by: lasersailor184 on May 25, 2008, 04:09:50 PM: Quote from: Holden McGroin on May 25, 2008, 02:03:45 PM
Norh Carolina has mountains? :O

Yup.
Title: Re: AWOL...
Post by: Masherbrum on May 25, 2008, 05:51:26 PM: Some say he was from TN and some say he was from NC.
Title: Re: AWOL...
Post by: wrongwayric on May 25, 2008, 06:43:22 PM: Well if he would have gotten preperation H also issued to him, i'd have run also. :O :rofl