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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Corrs on June 03, 2008, 07:24:21 AM
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I got a good laugh out of this one...it was posted on a local news site about our former Sheriff who was sent on a permanent vacation...
from http://wwaytv3.com/hewett_pleads_guilty_to_federal_charge_of_obstructing_justice/06/2008
GOBS
Submitted by Southern Born (not verified) on 2 June 2008 - 9:36pm.
Yes this has all been some southern conspiracy, early after the civil war we decided to have a secret society called the (GOBS) you refer to us as the “Good Ole Boys” the plan was perfect 1st we would build a bunch of white Pickett fences around our yards, that way we could identify our members, 2nd we would elect corrupt politicians, who’s laws would only apply to anyone who was not a (GOBS). 3rd we would turn on each other so that you would be distracted, 4th, we sold you all of our swampland for 4 times its actual worth, 5th, while you were complaining about the storm water runoff problems and bragging about taking down our Pickett fences one at a time, we would build gas stations, bomb Iraq, and horde all the rice,
And no you are not so clever, because everyone know we were also behind the Roswell thing and most big foot sightings. And just so you will not be alarmed when you get this bit of info I will go ahead and confess that we invented the wheel, Doritos, illegal immigration and toll booths.
Currently we are working on abolishment of the AA, The ADA, FM stations and of course the latest conquest analog TV, that’s right your old TV no longer works because we the GOOD OLE BOYS have been dead set against it since the civil war.