Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on June 03, 2008, 11:15:30 AM
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1. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers.
Or have moved 10 times in two years and have never known who your boss was.
2. Your resume is on a jumpdrive in your pocket.
3. Someone asks you what you do for a living and you lie.
4. You get really excited about a 2% pay increase.
5. Your biggest loss from a system crash, is that you lose your best jokes.
6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
7. Its dark on your drive to and from work.
8. Fun is when 'projects' are assigned to someone else.
9. Communication is something your 'group' is having problems with.
10. You see a good-looking person and know it's a visitor! .
1 1. Free food left over from a meeting is your main staple.
12. All art involves a white board.
13. All real work is done prior to 8:00am and after 4:30pm.
14. You're already late on the assignment you just received.
15. Dilbert is your favorite cartoon.
16. Your boss's favorite lines are ...
'When you get a few minutes ...'
'I have an opportunity for you ...'
'Cross-charging is forbidden.'
' We have a new engineering vice-president.'
This reorganization will allow us to streamline our way of doing business, of becoming more competitive.'
17. 99% of the people in your company do not know what you do.
18. 99% of the people in your company do not care what you do.
19. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January.
20. Change is the norm.
21. Nepotism is strongly encouraged .
22. Your company announces no pay increase because it is investing money in a new aircraft development.
23. Your company announces no pay increase because the airline industry is in a downturn'
and your boss gets voted 'man of the year in aerospace '
24. Your fear to fly is becoming even worse.
25. Everyone at the company says that without his work there would be no aircraft.
26. An ordinary secretary has more power than an old engineer.
27. You read this entire list and understand it.
28. Not allowing firearms on company property is seen strictly as a suicide prevention measure.
29. The only people you forward this to are in aerospace too because no one else would understand!
30. You go to forward this on and find the only people in your address book are family and (you guessed it) aerospace friends.
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"Not allowing firearms on company property is seen strictly as a suicide prevention measure."
:lol
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Y'know about 90% of those can apply to occupations other than aerospace. ;)
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Y'know about 90% of those can apply to occupations other than aerospace. ;)
and thats the truth.
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might be in the Aviation/Defense industry
If you have time to post on a BB?
;)
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Fits the Telecomm field too lol
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First thing I thought of, and now and forever my mental image of Rip.....
(http://theoscarsite.com/chronicle/1993img/falling_down.jpg)
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:lol yikes!
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"So I'm the bad guy now?"