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Title: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: AKIron on June 10, 2008, 05:48:58 PM
As full of it as we know the liberals to be this could get real ugly.  :D

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06/10/activists-preparing-against-use-of-brown-note-at-dem-convention/
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: AWMac on June 10, 2008, 05:50:56 PM
Rap Crap?

 :rofl
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Maverick on June 10, 2008, 10:17:36 PM
I know what they'll do next. They'll bring the wizard from the phone commercial.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Airhead on June 10, 2008, 10:25:54 PM
I know what they'll do next. They'll bring the wizard from the phone commercial.

 :rolleyes:

No, we will all wear adult diapers. And earplugs.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: RightF00T on June 11, 2008, 12:42:22 AM
Mythbusters busted this...plus South Park has a nice take on this :)
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Slash27 on June 11, 2008, 12:58:42 AM
I know what they'll do next. They'll bring the wizard from the phone commercial.

 :rolleyes:


WIZARD!!!!
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 11, 2008, 07:54:30 AM
Mythbusters busted this...plus South Park has a nice take on this :)

Because we all know that Mythbusters is the bastion of scientific process...
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: lazs2 on June 11, 2008, 08:07:17 AM
why would there be any trouble at a democratic convention?  the democrats bring everyone together in a modern socialist utopia...   maybe there are a few diehard individualists left that need to be crushed but....

after that.... koombyeahhhh baybeee..

lazs
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Airhead on June 11, 2008, 09:35:07 AM
why would there be any trouble at a democratic convention?  the democrats bring everyone together in a modern socialist utopia...   maybe there are a few diehard individualists left that need to be crushed but....

after that.... koombyeahhhh baybeee..

lazs

Because we are the party of diversity, Lazs- half of us don't even speak English, we're all different colors, and we're led by women- of COURSE there's riots at our conventions!

Sheeesh.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: AKIron on June 11, 2008, 09:36:47 AM
Because we are the party of diversity, Lazs- half of us don't even speak English, we're all different colors, and we're led by women- of COURSE there's riots at our conventions!

Sheeesh.

This one may be a stinky riot.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Toad on June 11, 2008, 09:41:37 AM
It may seem strange to those that view me as the arch conservative but I think the protesters are correct. I don't think those types of machines should be used on people that are peacefully, legitimately and legally exercising their first amendment rights.

Now, if they actually riot, bets are off.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: midnight Target on June 11, 2008, 09:44:24 AM
"The tree of democracy is fertalized by the crap of democrats."

MT Jefferson
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: 33Vortex on June 11, 2008, 09:44:57 AM
why would there be any trouble at a democratic convention?  the democrats bring everyone together in a modern socialist utopia...   maybe there are a few diehard individualists left that need to be crushed but....

after that.... koombyeahhhh baybeee..

lazs

You think your US liberals are socialists? Come on.  :lol
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: AKIron on June 11, 2008, 09:49:42 AM
You think your US liberals are socialists? Come on.  :lol

Fair weather socialists. So long as there's a payday in it for them and it doesn't cost them any liberty they care about.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Airhead on June 11, 2008, 09:53:29 AM
I would love to be a socialist but I couldn't afford the pay cut- so I'll be like most Democrats and work for a living, pray for peace and forgive Lazs his transgressions.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 09:56:57 AM
It may seem strange to those that view me as the arch conservative but I think the protesters are correct. I don't think those types of machines should be used on people that are peacefully, legitimately and legally exercising their first amendment rights.

Now, if they actually riot, bets are off.

That's correct. You don't use brown noise machines.

You use fire hoses and tear gas.

I'm waiting for the day these current protesters get a taste of what people got in the 60s. Those were real protests.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Airhead on June 11, 2008, 10:00:36 AM
That's correct. You don't use brown noise machines.

You use fire hoses and tear gas.

I'm waiting for the day these current protesters get a taste of what people got in the 60s. Those were real protests.

Amen to that, Indy! Do you know how long it's been since I saw anyone bringing a brick to a protest? About 30 years. Kids today don't know crap about civil unrest.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: TEXAS20 on June 11, 2008, 10:07:57 AM
Hey Honey lets stop by Taco bell before going to protest at the convention. I'm starving! Four beef burritos please.  Ohhh i dont feel so good! :O
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: midnight Target on June 11, 2008, 10:21:53 AM
(http://www.leadpipeposters.com/images/0091.jpg)

Those were the days...
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 10:37:07 AM
Hey Honey lets stop by Taco bell before going to protest at the convention. I'm starving! Four beef burritos please.  Ohhh i dont feel so good! :O

When I was 14 I was walking around Washington, D.C. with my parents. We were headed down the mall towards the Washington Monument, just passing the Department of Agriculture building.

Suddenly, one of the craziest (&*!@# things I've ever seen happened. All of these nice & shiny, brand new Camrys, Lexus, BMWs, etc all pulled up. Out comes a thundering herd of middle-upper class white people... with signs... somebody had a bongo...

The signs said "STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!". They paraded around in circles chanting this slogan over & over & over.

"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"
"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"
"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"
"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"

If you've ever seen P.C.U., it looked like the scene where they're protesting meat in the cafeteria. They even had a person in a bloodied cow costume.

My dad, jokingly, asked the police officers who had shown up, if aftewards the protestors all took a break and went to McDonalds. The officer laughed.

2 hours later, we walk into a McDonalds...

and it's filled with half the protestors, loading down their children happy meals.  :huh



And Airhead, there's an episode of King of the Hill that should be mandatory viewing. Bobby starts protesting at school to get this ultra-left girl to like him. He ends up leading a walkout of the school. Then the students head downtown and want to start a riot. Bobby runs to Hank for advice what to do. Hank gathers all the kids around and lets them know how to really protest. You need bandanas to help with the teargas (some kids walked out at that point). You need somebody ready with the money to come bail you all out when you get arrested (more kids left). You need to chain yourself to a light pole or something heavy so the water cannons don't blast you down the street (all the kids left at this point except for the girl and Bobby). Bobby asks Hank how he knew so much about protesting, and that if he did it when he was young. Hank, of course, says no way, but when he was young, Cotton (Hank's ww2 veteran, psychotic father) used to love watching the hippies get beat up. Cotton would go out on a Saturday, load up the cooler with beer, sandwitches, and sit with Hank and watch the show. I love that episode.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: ZetaNine on June 11, 2008, 11:06:22 AM
I personally experience the symptoms of "Brown Note" every time I see or hear Katie Couric.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Shaky on June 11, 2008, 11:30:31 AM
That's correct. You don't use brown noise machines.

You use fire hoses and tear gas.

I'm waiting for the day these current protesters get a taste of what people got in the 60s. Those were real protests.

IIRC, Bull Connor, noted for his use of tear gas, fire hoses, and police dogs on peaceful protesters, was a demoncrat, as was the mayor of Chicago in 1968 during the last demoncrat party riot, as was the US attormey general who tear gassed and burned 83 innocent people, not to mention the mayor pf philadelphia, who, thinking that burning one building was not enough, burned down 6 city blocks.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 11, 2008, 11:31:53 AM
IIRC, Bull Connor, noted for his use of tear gas, fire hoses, and police dogs on peaceful protesters, was a demoncrat, as was the mayor of Chicago in 1968 during the last demoncrat party riot, as was the US attormey general who tear gassed and burned 83 innocent people, not to mention the mayor pf philadelphia, who, thinking that burning one building was not enough, burned down 6 city blocks.

Hey!  Wilson Goode was an artist!
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 11:59:22 AM
Is there any place that I can get a CD of Brown Noise?

The thought of wearing ear plugs and "pumpin up the volume" from my Jeep during rush hour traffic is just sooo overwhelming.

 :t
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Flatbar on June 11, 2008, 12:10:39 PM
Nothing more than a bunch of idiots believing in urban legends, kind of like flatlanders.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Maverick on June 11, 2008, 12:22:49 PM
Why would the dems protest their own convention??? :confused: It seems to me that if they were going to have a protest it would be republican "activists" protesting the dem's convention and the dem's "activists" would be protesting the repubs convention.   :huh
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 12:24:36 PM
repub convention tickets were all sold out.
Title: Re: US may use weapon of mass defecation
Post by: Shuckins on June 11, 2008, 12:38:38 PM
Experienced a mass defecation once.  Every living Christian soul within 10 miles of ground zero had to be evacuated.  Experts estimated that the fallout would have a half-life of three years.  Wildlife on the down-wind side of the plume either migrated, mutated, or succumbed.  Fish in the nearby rivers went belly-up.  For years afterward, the area remained uninhabitable.  The environmental cleanup operation depleted a five state area of lime and Rid-X.  Children who were born after the first families returned to the area exhibited unique intellectual and physical gifts.