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Title: why?
Post by: JB88 on June 13, 2008, 05:03:53 PM: 100 words or less.

"why not?" disqualifies.

get to work o'club philosophers...we need answers!!!

:D
Title: Re: why?
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 13, 2008, 05:05:13 PM: "The Creator -> A comedian whose audience is too afraid to laugh." Mencken.
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Post by: storch on June 13, 2008, 05:08:47 PM: because it's there
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Post by: AKIron on June 13, 2008, 05:10:09 PM: Be or be not, there is no why.
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Post by: Dichotomy on June 13, 2008, 05:12:40 PM: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I thought it would be a laugh.
Because I had somebody to hold my beer and watch.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on June 13, 2008, 05:13:23 PM: What else do we have to do anyway?
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Post by: Holden McGroin on June 13, 2008, 05:14:13 PM: The french Mathematician Pascal said,

"When I consider the short duration of my life, swallowed up in the eternity before and after, the little space which I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, why now rather than then."

But of course, he was wrong.

Life is goverened by the three B's Babes, Booze, and Bullets,
or the three R's... Readin, Rip Roarin', and Rabble Rousin'.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: vorticon on June 13, 2008, 05:35:58 PM: not much choice, here anyway. may as well do something.
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Post by: soda72 on June 13, 2008, 05:55:09 PM: meaning of life:
sleep,
eat,
reproduce

:P
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Latrobe on June 13, 2008, 06:38:41 PM: Quote from: soda72 on June 13, 2008, 05:55:09 PM
meaning of life:
sleep,
eat,
reproduce

:P

WRONG! It's 42! Google "answer to life the universe and everything"
Title: Re: why?
Post by: wrongwayric on June 13, 2008, 07:28:49 PM: I don't know mom?
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Post by: APDrone on June 13, 2008, 07:34:23 PM: For without a 'Why?'

There is no 'How?'

For which there is no 'Because'.

And no knowledge is gained.
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Post by: Banshee7 on June 13, 2008, 07:36:41 PM: simple...because i wanted to?
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Post by: Jester on June 13, 2008, 07:40:32 PM: Because "IT IS" a P-38 LIGHTNING - that is "WHY" my Son. All others pale in comparison. :aok

:salute
Title: Re: why?
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 13, 2008, 08:18:20 PM: Quote from: JB88 on June 13, 2008, 05:03:53 PM
100 words or less.

"why not?" disqualifies.

get to work o'club philosophers...we need answers!!!

:D

This is easy.
the correct answer is..

"Because"
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Meatwad on June 13, 2008, 08:22:19 PM: Because I said so and my word is law :mad:
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Post by: DiabloTX on June 13, 2008, 10:08:42 PM: Anakin Skywalker and Michael Corleone...one and the same?